Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[motobrewer]

Awww... so sad

haha! i actually have one of those. my grandpa grabbed it from some rummage sale a long time ago. I could get it to start and idle, but once it came off choke it would die. never figured out why.

 

[the_bird]

.... usually they die when I'm in the middle of choking them....

Oh, wait, are we talking about motorcycles?

 

[LMGK]

Patriots suck! Back to the basics...

 

[motobrewer]

you are one creepy mofo

 

[Cape Brewing]

haha! i actually have one of those. my grandpa grabbed it from some rummage sale a long time ago. I could get it to start and idle, but once it came off choke it would die. never figured out why.

Wow... What a riveting story. The whole time.... right on the edge of my seat... DYING to know what happened next.

 

[D_Ranged_Eskimo]

hold on... let me drop trou' so you can lay a smooch on both cheeks

When ya admit that the Packers are god's gift to Earth...

 

[D_Ranged_Eskimo]

So who's gonna land Matt Flynn? It's too bad the Pack can't hold onto that kid, but Graham Harrell (the last real Texas Tech QB) will be the new #2.

 

[motobrewer]

Wow... What a riveting story. The whole time.... right on the edge of my seat... DYING to know what happened next.

that was it. about every 4 years i try to get it running again. always come to the same conclusion - case seals are probably bad. no way to split them either.

 

[the_bird]

Huh. So now Drew Brees is pissed that he's been franchised, and there's more discussion about allegations of Sean Payton "misappropriating" some Vicodin (witgh the scandal then being covered up).

Sounds like a Tragically Hip song.

 

[motobrewer]

Huh. So now Drew Brees is pissed that he's been franchised, and there's more discussion about allegations of Sean Payton "misappropriating" some Vicodin (witgh the scandal then being covered up).

Sounds like a Tragically Hip song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAZUsCONjIQ

red herring.

 

[Cape Brewing]

heehee

 

[Cape Brewing]

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7657889/toxicology-reports-show-joe-philbin-son-drunk-time-death

not trash talk related.... just saw the story and it looks like the theory a few of us had was on point. Too bad.

 

[olllllo]

Ummm Patrick Willis?

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comme...d_it_was_actually_him/?already_submitted=true

 

[user 574]

Manning circus is way better than Favre circus. I still say SF. You?

 

[Cape Brewing]

It Patrick Willis' defense, she's pretty hot... Except for the face hardware.

 

[the_bird]

Manning circus is way better than Favre circus. I still say SF. You?

I said it three months ago, I'll say it again today. Denver. With Tebow to Jax for a 1st.

 

[user 574]

I said it three months ago, I'll say it again today. Denver. With Tebow to Jax for a 1st.

I was going to state your stance but knew you'd chime in. .

Cape on the other hand skirted my inquiry only to respond to olllllo's post from 4 days ago. With poor grammar I might add. And before you blame your cell phone the T is no where near the N.

 

[cmendo2005]

Mario Williams and Meachem to Buffalo? Thoughts?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Whatta waste of talent. Ats what I think. Of all the teams they could go to and they chose Buffalo?? Is Buffalo even gonna have a team in two years?

 

[the_bird]

I don't think Mario Williams has come to any agreements - just going for a visit. But, if he's going to visit Buffalo, that means he's looking to get every last nickel (how else will Buffalo get him?), so he's not headed to New England now. Meh.

 

[wildwest450]

I said it three months ago, I'll say it again today. Denver. With Tebow to Jax for a 1st.

Tennessee for 3 reasons.

1- Gets to play the Colts twice a year
2- Thicker air and better weather
3- Much better receiving core, Britt will be healthy, and has beast potential.

Plus, stupid Bud Adams already said he will give him the entire state if need be.
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/Peyton-Manning-Tennessee-Titans-Denver-Broncos-031312

 

[LMGK]

If he doesn't sign with Tennessee I want to see bud Adams flip Peyton the bird.

 

[LMGK]

I think bud and the bills owner, what's his name, Skellator or Ralph Wilson, are characters.

 

[xsists]

Williams to the Bills.

 

[cmendo2005]

Everyone is hating on the Bills but whether you agree or not they're contenders now great off season so far for them

 

[paulthenurse]

Peyton to TN for 'Life'??'!!! WTF?

 

[D_Ranged_Eskimo]

Everyone is hating on the Bills but whether you agree or not they're contenders now great off season so far for them

Nobody is a contender until the season's in full swing.

See 2011 Philidelphia Eagles

 

[cmendo2005]

That's not true, the majority of actual football fans knew the eagles weren't gonna be last season, you need time to adjust to the system especially when the majority of your top players are new. The Bills main guys aside from Williams already have experience and cohesion in the system...Especially with an off season now too

 

[Randall]

Yeah but the bills are gonna just choke on a phatty again this season.

 

[paulthenurse]

Anyone up for Guinness's at J J Foley's tomorrow morning?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I bet people all over Colorado are confused by the loud noises that can be heard all over the state. Only folks at the Bronco headquarters truly know what it is... Elway... in his officer POWER fapping over getting out of the Tebow situation.

 

[stratslinger]

On that note, any predictions for what they actually do with Tebow once the smoke clears? Keep him in the wings for a year or two, just in cace Peyton's neck isn't as healed as everyone hopes it is? Try to trade him now for draft picks? Burn him in effigy?

 

[user 574]

Peyton pussed out not picking SF. Didn't want to have the drama of losing to his little brother occasionally. But I suspect he could foresee Harbaugh not giving him his typical free reign QB play calling. Or maybe they wouldn't pay what he wanted.

Plus, Bird now gets to claim to be the great prognosticator.

 

[COLObrewer]

On that note, any predictions for what they actually do with Tebow once the smoke clears? Keep him in the wings for a year or two, just in cace Peyton's neck isn't as healed as everyone hopes it is? Try to trade him now for draft picks? Burn him in effigy?

Still negotiating how many millions he gets, pretty sketchy situation if you ask me. The smart thing to do is keep Tebow but is it going to be affordable? I doubt it.

 

[the_bird]

Plus, Bird now gets to claim to be the great prognosticator.

I tell you what, I turned on ESPN this afternoon and started doing the Sam Cassell Testicle Dance. I ain't that smart, but sometimes I get one right!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pats just signed Robert Gallery and Donte Stallworth.

Start fitting the Pats for next year's super bowl rings!!!

(using huge amount or sarcasm)

 

[the_bird]

... pretty sure OchoCinco's gonna be a free agent before he starts filming his new reality show...

Three new wideouts; Lloyd will definitely help, Gonzalez is a helluva player when healthy (which means that he sucks), and now Stallworth... think my boy, Tiquan, is going to have a hard time making the team next year. Wonder about Branch, too.

Plus, they signed that other tight end with the idea that Hernandez is basically going to be a wide receiver.

Was really hoping they'd grab LaRon Landry; defensive backfield still needs a LOT of help.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Landry is due at Foxboro in the next few days. It sounds like that deal is likely

 

[the_bird]

No, he signed with the JETS today. 1 year, $4M. A little expensive; he's not THAT good.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Landry is due at Foxboro in the next few days. It sounds like that deal is likely

Adam Schefter ‏ reports he just signed with the Jets...One year 4 million.