Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[rokipynes]

Stopping in Buffalo in about an hour. We were in the mood for wings

Crow wings?

 

[motobrewer]

What a ****ing game. With the emphasis on "****."

I turned to my buddies at the two-minute warning and said, "they've got to just let them score now and get the ball back." Looked at me like I had two heads. Still not sure why they didn't call the "Moses Defense" on first down, when they still had a two timeouts to work with.

Agh. Well, at least you Packers ****s didn't do any better!

i donno what game you were watching, but that was the best football game I've seen in a long time!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Crow wings?

Yuck. No. Chicken.

 

[Cape Brewing]

And I dunno but I don't even think restaurants can sell that kind of bird can they? That would be gross. I think the board of health would step in at some pount and close a place like that down. At the very least I can't imagine people would eat there.

 

[wildwest450]

Try some humble pie after the wings.

 

[motobrewer]

yes, cape, we get it. You took the literal meaning of the idiom.

it's hilarious.

 

[motobrewer]

hey, cape! i have a new "millennium" stat for you!

Patriots - Lost the most amount of superbowls of the millennium!

isn't that nice!!

Also:
Patriots - Lost the most amount of superbowls to the Giants of the millennium!
Patriots - Lost the most amount of superbowls with Tom Brady as QB of the millennium!

and, of course:
Patriots - Lost the most amount of superbowls without cheating of the millennium!

 

[Airborneguy]

I agree with you. Stay in NJ until you can get across a little "upstate."

Actually I meant the opposite: shoot through Brooklyn using the streets, then hit the BQE east of the bridges when I'm past the Manhattan traffic. At that point, I'll shoot over the Whitestone and straight out of the city barely touching the Bronx. If we go through Jersey, I'm thinking we will be fighting inbound traffic.

 

[Cape Brewing]

We're at Rohrbach Brewing Co in Rochester.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Most Super Bowl Appearances.
Most Super Bowl wins
Most regular season wins
Most playoff wins
Most points scored.

Please.... Its like they're playing against JV teams.

 

[Airborneguy]

Please.... Its like they're playing against JV teams.

Except when they play the Giants?

How is that brewery? I'm planning a Rochester-area trip for next year. There's a ton of places to hit up there.

 

[Cape Brewing]

IPA is really solid. Nice selection. 14 beers on the chalk board with a dubbel, schwarz, Imp scotch, a red rye and then the standards.

I went buffalo mac and cheese... Its not pissing me off.


I would recommend the place

 

[olllllo]

IPA is really solid. Nice selection. 14 beers on the chalk board with a dubbel, schwarz, Imp scotch, a red rye and then the standards.

I went buffalo mac and cheese... Its not pissing me off.


I would recommend the place

Since the Super Bowl loser typically misses the playoffs, I look forward to your on the road restaurant reviews in the coming years.

EXCEPT NOT IN THE
Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

We're on to your tactic.
YA DIG?

 

[motobrewer]

Most Super Bowl Appearances.
Most Super Bowl wins
Most regular season wins
Most playoff wins
Most points scored.

Please.... Its like they're playing against JV teams.

all total up to the biggest number in the 'L' column!!

 

[Airborneguy]

Thanks! I've never been to Vermont so I'm excited. We're hitting up at least 5-6 breweries over the course of the next 4 days, so I'm sure it will be easy for me to enjoy the trip .

 

[acuenca]

Favorite state ever.... Hit up alchemist in waterbury.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Alchemist is gone. Huge storm flooded them out and I dont think they are reopening.

 

[acuenca]

WHAT?!?!? Ecch.... Sucks... they were awesome... We're going to head up that way in May... stoked about the beer but guess I better check if any others were killed by Irene....

 

[Airborneguy]

Alchemist is gone as a brewpub, but they apparently just started brewing and canning one beer, Heady Topper, at a different location. I'm going to try to track some down for myself and a swap I'm working on right now.

 

[D0ug]

Most Super Bowl Appearances.
Most Super Bowl wins

Actually, according to nfl.com Dallas and Pittsburgh have the most appearances with 8 games each, and the most games won goes to Pittsburgh with 6, followed by San Fransisco and Dallas with 5.

My work here is done,
Captain Internets AWAY!

 

[Airborneguy]

Cape is only talking about the millennium when he makes these inane comments. Remember that stats are only good in context...

 

[user 574]

Guess suicide watch is over. Here's some nice shiny stats showing Appearances aren't all they're cracked up to be for some teams.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Super_Bowl_champions#Super_Bowl_appearances_by_team

 

[McBrewskie]

Guess suicide watch is over. Here's some nice shiny stats showing Appearances aren't all they're cracked up to be for some teams.

View attachment 46794

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Super_Bowl_champions#Super_Bowl_appearances_by_team

Niners 5-0!!! 6-0 after next season.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Guys.... Its simple. Since the year 2000, there has not been a better team. Go ahead, try to prove me wrong.

You can all blab on and on all you want but if you could wave a magic wand and switch records, stats, etc., you would do it in a second and say "thank you" immediately following.

 

[cdubbaya]

Guys.... Its simple. Since the year 2000, there has not been a better team.

The Packers owned the 60's, the Steelers owned the 70's, the 49ers owned the 80's, Cowboy's owned the 90's, and the Patriots owned the 2000's.

But it's a new era, and the Patriots are dead if they don't build up that nursing home they call a defense. The AARP is sending scouts to practice.

 

[Cape Brewing]

But it's a new era, and the Patriots are dead if they don't build up that nursing home they call a defense. The AARP is sending scouts to practice.

Wow... There's dumb... And than there's that statement

 

[lschiavo]

Guess suicide watch is over. Here's some nice shiny stats showing Appearances aren't all they're cracked up to be for some teams.

View attachment 46794

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Super_Bowl_champions#Super_Bowl_appearances_by_team

I spent too much time digging through stats after that chart.

My worst-friend used to like those guys. Haven't thought of the Oilers in years. Ahhh...memories.

Oh yeah, Pats suck!

 

[user 574]

I spent too much time digging through stats after that chart.

Yea, me too. This one is good too

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_National_Football_League_Championship

Wasn't a lot of teams early on but it's interesting how many times GB played NYG for the championship. That must have been "the rivalry" for many a year along with da Bears.

 

[motobrewer]

switch records, stats, etc., you would do it in a second and say "thank you" immediately following.

why would i want to switch stats with someone who hasn't won a superbowl in 7 years?

so cape, what's the running total? how munch money have you spent to watch the patriots lose superbowls?

 

[D_Ranged_Eskimo]

I'll take a history of winning over a decade of dominance any day of the week cape.

13 is the magic number.