Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[motobrewer]

Mmmm. Sixpoint Bengali... Tasty

.... and good old Racer Five. Old reliable.

nothing screams "big f--king desperate loser" like going to a bar and posting every single thing your order on the internet.

hey internet people, look at me! i'm drinking beer! at a bar!! IRL!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Aaahhh!!!! Hahaha!!! OMG!!! WildWest was calling Pats fans "stinkys"!!!

Dude. YOU sir are on a ROLL

 

[D_Ranged_Eskimo]

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Well played, sir. Would have missed that if it wasn't for Cape!

 

[Cape Brewing]

nothing screams "big f--king desperate loser" like going to a bar and posting every single thing your order on the internet.

hey internet people, look at me! i'm drinking beer! at a bar!! IRL!!!

Pfft... Nice try.

Oh hey... Moto... What time are the Packers playing this weekend??

Ahhhh ha ha ah ah haa!!!

 

[tom_gamer]

See, this is what I don't understand.

Given how they are interpreting the rules this year, how is this not a penalty? What is it about this helmet-to-helmet contact that makes it OK?

I really don't care who won that game, I'm just not sure how this hit was considered legitimate. Seems textbook for the kind of play they're trying to remove from the game (so, you know, ex-players don't become ******* who shoot themselves at age 40).

NO did that to Alex Smith too and the refs didn't call it.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey Moto!!!

When is Rodgers' "2011 NFC North Champion" belt getting delivered?!?!

AAAHHH HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

 

[wildwest450]

nothing screams "big f--king desperate loser" like going to a bar and posting every single thing your order on the internet.

hey internet people, look at me! i'm drinking beer! at a bar!! IRL!!!

How about the 5 pages of his tailgate menu he post's for every game? What does that scream?

 

[bob1852]

How about the 5 pages of his tailgate menu he post's for every game? What does that scream?

Good eats.




(I own stock in Cape, so I have to toe the company line )

 

[wildwest450]

Good eats.

I'm sure that won't be as entertaining as moto's answer.

 

[D_Ranged_Eskimo]

How about the 5 pages of his tailgate menu he post's for every game? What does that scream?

No reason to go any further than the parking lot.

 

[user 574]

No matter how hard you try, the best you can come up with < REAL, not f*ing boiled & lose all the succulent juices Bratwurst

 

[Cape Brewing]

You should drink less

 

[user 574]

Are you still talking?

And, that's what my counselor said along with anger management issues

 

[McBrewskie]

It's payback time!!!!!

The Niners are now the more physical team. **** sportsmanship, for all you old enough to remember this was a pretty ****ing intentional hit. I want the Niners to get Eli. Time to payback a franchise that destroyed Joe's last chance. I'm tired of the Giants running their mouths, I want to see some of those ****ers beat senseless. IT'S PAYBACK TIME, GET MANNINGZ!!!!!!!

 

[punkrockdave]

The Raiders do suck, no argument from a Niner fan. Still while 10 years ago the Patriots lucked into a call that got them to the Super Bowl, 30 years ago this month Montana found Clark to begin an actual dynasty, something the Pats wont ever match.

And back in 76 the Pats got screwed by the refs against the Raiders. Total Vegas job.

 

[j1laskey]

NEWS FLASH...IT's 2012

 

[punkrockdave]

Yeah I know, all I heard the last few days from Raider fans is the 10th anniversary of the tuck rule.

 

[day_trippr]

Yeah I know, all I heard the last few days from Raider fans is the 10th anniversary of the tuck rule.

Well, if you think about it, that is the high point over the last couple of decades for them...

Cheers!

 

[punkrockdave]

Exactly

 

[user 574]

ESPN can stop sucking Eli's dick now. I hope Giants lose just to put an end to their f*cking NY homerism. Sorry, but he hasn't surpassed his older brother. Argh!

 

[McBrewskie]

ESPN can stop sucking Eli's dick now. I hope Giants lose just to put an end to their f*cking NY homerism. Sorry, but he hasn't surpassed his older brother. Argh!

Seriously. It's gotten ****ing annoying. If it ends up being Giants Pats I don't think I'll be able to watch any coverage.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

ESPN can stop sucking Eli's dick now. I hope Giants lose just to put an end to their f*cking NY homerism. Sorry, but he hasn't surpassed his older brother. Argh!

Unfortunately, if he wins the next 2 games, he will have doubled his older brother's SB win total.

 

[Airborneguy]

I wish they would just start calling them the NJ Giants finally.

 

[user 574]

I wish they would just start calling them the NJ Giants finally.

They could do "The New York Giants of New Jersey" like the morons in LA.

 

[punkrockdave]

They could do "The New York Giants of New Jersey" like the morons in LA.

Haha. Excellent

 

[Airborneguy]

I can't wait to see the promotions for the Superbowl in 2014. They're going to go to some amazing lengths to avoid out right admitting that it's in NJ and not NY. Of course when the Jets tried to build a stadium in Manhattan a few years ago, the locals fought it tooth and nail. This is why I refuse to root for the "NY" teams.

 

[user 574]

Unfortunately, if he wins the next 2 games, he will have doubled his older brother's SB win total.

Yea but two words "Trent Dilfer".

I still give him credit that he's gotten better, and his brother is annoying but still not close from a total resume.

 

[Dwain]

This link has some pretty good points about Eli vs. Peyton:

Eli vs. Peyton: Who's the best Manning? - Sacramento Living - Sacramento Food and Wine, Home, Health | Sacramento Bee

 

[saintdog327]

Lets go pats!!! Sunday sunday sunday!!!

 

[user 574]

This link has some pretty good points about Eli vs. Peyton:

Eli vs. Peyton: Who's the best Manning? - Sacramento Living - Sacramento Food and Wine, Home, Health | Sacramento Bee

Yea, I saw that. Problem is Rodgers was a piece of crap that couldn't do squat in the playoffs until last year. So it doesn't take but a couple runs in the playoffs to usually switch you to positive. Anyway, I'm soiled as a cheesehead to even talk to the subject .

 

[McBrewskie]

Unfortunately, if he wins the next 2 games, he will have doubled his older brother's SB win total.

He won't win the next game let alone the next two.

 

[user 574]

I was surfing for some form of funny football pic and this came up high on the list. I don't care if it is soccer, it's a winner.

Anyway, I'm hyped for tomorrows games.

 

[j1laskey]

Just finished setting up the tailgate at gillette ...highlife in hand....go pats

 

[tom_gamer]

I was surfing for some form of funny football pic and this came up high on the list. I don't care if it is soccer, it's a winner.

Anyway, I'm hyped for tomorrows games.

Germany for the win! Can't wait for the euro cup this summer!

 

[punkrockdave]

Just finished setting up the tailgate at gillette ...highlife in hand....go pats

Lucky you. Tail gating in my living room.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Uggs Vs Suggs....Go Pats!!!

 

[McBrewskie]

Just finished setting up the tailgate at gillette ...highlife in hand....go pats

You're at a championship game. Have a little more class.

 

[j1laskey]

Classing up the joint

 

[McBrewskie]

GRONK goes down!!!!!!

 

[bob1852]

GRONK goes down!!!!!!

I don't think knees are supposed to bend like that.