Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Bulls Beers]

I like Wisconsin to win.

She's hot..

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Miss Wisconsin wins. They shoulda put a cheese hat on her for a crown.

 

[olllllo]

You beauty pageant guys missed the fact that Nick Cage is doing another Ghost Rider movie. Nick Cage Is The Tebow of Hollywood.

 

[bob1852]

Yay me!!!!!

You just spoiled us west coasters!!!!

 

[wildwest450]

You just spoiled us west coasters!!!!

At least you can see it from the beginning, I missed the swimsuits watching the Broncos getting crushed.

 

[bob1852]

At least you can see it from the beginning, I missed the swimsuits watching the Broncos getting crushed.

That's what I was watching when I posted about the bikinis...

 

[bob1852]

****

tebowingnaked.com

****

 

[wildwest450]

That's worth a peek.

 

[bob1852]

Hey cape, I'll save you the trouble:

The patriots are so good, they punt on 3rd down...

 

[Airborneguy]

The patriots are so good, they punt on 3rd down...

...with the damn QB.

 

[user 574]

I stopped watching, did Brady sit out eventually? Like Q4?

 

[bob1852]

...with the damn QB.

....and downed at the 10.

 

[bob1852]

I stopped watching, did Brady sit out eventually? Like Q4?

They demoted him to punter

 

[cadarnell]

They demoted him to punter

That punt pissed off the bronco lineman ... Haha

 

[Kaotica]

Oy. Somebody teach Gronk how to apply eye black. He looks like a tard wearing it on his cheeks.

 

[bob1852]

Oy. Somebody teach Gronk how to apply eye black. He looks like a tard wearing it on his cheeks.

He went college in Tucson. 'Nuff said...

 

[user 574]

This sounds like a SportsCenter moment I'll get to watch then.

I still made the right choice to watch girls younger than my daughter positioning for the tiara.

 

[bob1852]

This sounds like a SportsCenter moment I'll get to watch then.

I still made the right choice to watch girls younger than my daughter positioning for the tiara.

Meh, 3rd and long, Brady in the shotgun; pooch punt...

Then a fight with the lineman.

 

[Skagdog]

Dang, I thought Brees was gonna pull it out for all those affected by the recent disaster in Louisiana...you know, the one where every one went to the Super Dome and NOLA was flooded by a Tide, what was that??


Oh yeah! The BCS Championship game! 21-zereaux, baby, Roll TIDE!

 

[saintdog327]

Dear Patriots:

Thank you.

Sincerely,
Saintdog

 

[McBrewskie]

Who dat got it better than us????!!!!!!!!!!!

Go niners!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[punkrockdave]

Only you would fantasize about high fiving old democrats.

Remember Carter who is the one that made home brewing legal.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm going take a few hours to really make sure my thoughts are well articulated and supported by irrefutable evidence.

 

[the_bird]

What the ****'s up with you beauty pageant queens?

It's 100% impossible to not love Gronk, unless you're some kind of person who'd rather watch the Miss America pageant than football. That last catch he had running up the sideline, I think right before the field goal; it sure looked like Brady had overthrown his by a good five yards, then those HUGE paws rose up to snag the ball out of the air. Almost a Randy Moss catch.

Jackie Mac had a great article on Gronk the other day. I can't even imagine what that house would have been like to grow up in; a cross between the Hansen brothers and Malcolm In The Middle.

 

[the_bird]

Hey Cape, you feeling any better about the D? This was pretty much what I expected the last matchup to look like.

 

[Cape Brewing]

If you look at the only stat that matters (pts against) the Pats have been middle of the pack all year. They are just so butt-ugly doing it.

An offense like Green bay still scares me. Joe Flacco and TJ Yates do not.

 

[the_bird]

Agree. Not sure we can extrapolate too much off this game anyway, Broncos are so one-dimensional.

Cheap-shot by Von Miller at the end of the game, but got the worst of it so it's all good.

What REALLY pissed me off? They were interviewing Gronk after the game, and kept cutting away to show Tebow walking off the field. "Oh hey, he's going to the locker room, let's watch!" Can they finally just stop talking about him for a few weeks? It's worse than Brett Favre.

 

[Cape Brewing]

What shocked me the most was the amount of pressure the D had in te backfield. They had multiple guys all over Tebow all game.

 

[the_bird]

McCourty actually seemed to play a bit better (other than that one running play that he got caught looking in on in Q1). Of course, playing Teblow helps.

Ninkovich sure looks a lot like Vrabel, don't he? Going to start referring to him as "Nrinkovich."

Think they said last night that there were like fifteen negative plays by the Broncos - sacks, or rushes that lost yards. Pretty sure it was close to some kind of record.

 

[user 574]

I'm fully expecting GB defense to do exactly like the Pats. Step it up in the playoffs. It's show time now.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I dunno. I think they'll need a lot more 'roids

 

[user 574]

Ok, one last thing on the pageant that I "only" started watching after it was Pats 5,000-0. Since I missed the bikini contest I had to find one of Ms WI. I share it below. Bonus is the obviously shaven camel toe. :cross:



And if I had my wish come true of doggie styling her while she sang opera, I'd be high fiving Ms IL and Ms MN rather than some old dudes.

 

[KNOTSANE]

Dang, I thought Brees was gonna pull it out for all those affected by the recent disaster in Louisiana...you know, the one where every one went to the Super Dome and NOLA was flooded by a Tide, what was that??


Oh yeah! The BCS Championship game! 21-zereaux, baby, Roll TIDE!

Nice analogy. A football game and a deadly disaster. Next time I go and put flowers on the grave of my two family members who died during Katrina, I'll let them know your feelings...... $#@hole

 

[Guidry]

Guess some people just rather it stated as "when LSU got their @$$es handed to them in their alleged second home"

Geaux Cajuns!

 

[user 574]

Ok then, here's some levity.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD6B1CXXgM0&feature=related]Hitler reacts to Tim Tebow beating the Pittsburgh Steelers in the AFC playoffs in OT - YouTube[/ame]

 

[wildwest450]

What the ****'s up with you beauty pageant queens?

Yeah really, what's up with us? We should have been glued to our TV sets the last 10 minutes of a blowout by two teams no one cares about (besides religious nuts and chowds), when we were watching the like of Miss Wisconsin.

We're total ****.

 

[COLObrewer]

. . . . . . Think they said last night that there were like fifteen negative plays by the Broncos - sacks, or rushes that lost yards. Pretty sure it was close to some kind of record.

Yea, like most suckiest everything, no offense, no offensive line, no defense, no catches, no yards, no points, no nothing. I am embarassed, how pitiful, now I will move on . . . . . until next year, you stick with your team no matter what.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah.... Screw that dude. You should just chalk it up and become a Pats fan. Its way more funner.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Hey Cape, you feeling any better about the D? This was pretty much what I expected the last matchup to look like.

Really? Hey they played well and enjoy the moment, but remember it was just freakin TEBOW and the BRONCS. You have spent the better part of the season railing about how bad they are, so I wouldn't get too excited about holding them to 10 points. FWIW, I never thought I would be happy (sort of) to see NE win, but I hate that goomer Tebow more that I do the Pats. Now today it is on to the important game. I hope the Pack's D does to the Giants what the Pats did to the Broncs.

 

[the_bird]

Really? Hey they played well and enjoy the moment, but remember it was just freakin TEBOW and the BRONCS. You have spent the better part of the season railing about how bad they are, so I wouldn't get too excited about holding them to 10 points. FWIW, I never thought I would be happy (sort of) to see NE win, but I hate that goomer Tebow more that I do the Pats. Now today it is on to the important game. I hope the Pack's D does to the Giants what the Pats did to the Broncs.

... nah, I mean that's what I expected the Pats-Broncos game to look like in the regular season. That game was a lot tougher than I expected it to be. As bad as the Pats D has been, I expected them to beat the Jesus out of Tebow (like last night) the first time.

Against any OTHER team in the league, I'm holding my breath!