Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Bulls Beers]

How was the O/U only 49.5? I only need 8 more points.

I don't know, It's gonna be tough. Maybe the Pat's with score at the end of the 4th quarter.

 

[stratslinger]

And if I hear another analyst talk about "Rob Grahnkowski", I'm punching them in the thorax.

Yeah Dan Marino, I'm looking at you...

 

[wildwest450]

Oh hey everyone. What's goin on?

Yer beating an 8-8 team, kudos.

 

[wildwest450]

Will Tebow be hindered by that Ugg hanging out of his ass in the second half?

 

[Kaotica]

Dear God my wife just realized the Miss America Pageant is on. Excuse me while I give up on this and raid the home brew stash to ease the pain of the rest of my evening.

 

[jammin]

And if I hear another analyst talk about "Rob Grahnkowski", I'm punching them in the thorax.

Yeah Dan Marino, I'm looking at you...

Dude is a BIG man but Brady straight put him on the map this year.
That said - please dont punch me in the thorax - I have an epic brew day planned tomorrow and I need it haha

 

[user 574]

No way, Gronk was the only offensive weapon at AZ Wildcats and he still was catching everything with 3 guys covering him with a crap QB. He is a friggen anomoly and wish the packers had him!

 

[stratslinger]

Dude is a BIG man but Brady straight put him on the map this year.
That said - please dont punch me in the thorax - I have an epic brew day planned tomorrow and I need it haha

If it wasn't clear, I'm b!tching about folks who don't know how to pronounce Gronkowski. I've got just as big a man-crush on the kid as every other Pats fan does right now, and it kills me to hear these highly paid idiots who can't bother to correctly pronounce the names of the star players for the games they're calling (Phil Simms, get with it!) or commenting on...

Someone give these guys reading coaches, or spell things out phoenetically, or something.

 

[jammin]

No way, Gronk was the only offensive weapon at AZ Wildcats and he still was catching everything with 3 guys covering him with a crap QB. He is a friggen anomoly and wish the packers had him!

True. He has even BETTER stats now that he is in the NFL(under Brady). Coincidence?

 

[user 574]

True. He has even BETTER stats now that he is in the NFL(under Brady). Coincidence?

Ah, gotcha. Thought you meant system result.

 

[stratslinger]

And there you go. If scoring stops now, I think there's gonna be a lot of very upset people.

 

[wildwest450]

Dear God my wife just realized the Miss America Pageant is on.

Thanks for the reminded, young poon > football blowout.

 

[wildwest450]

Miss Oklahoma is doing riverdance, far better than 10 Gronkowski touchdowns. Bagpipes rule!

 

[user 574]

I wonder if the opera singer one would sing to me like that if I was hitting her from behind. Kind of a Young Frankenstein fantasy I have.

 

[wildwest450]

I wonder if the opera singer one would sing to me like that if I was hitting her from behind. Kind of a Young Frankenstein fantasy I have.

That's a nice cheesehead! She's a hottie

 

[stratslinger]

Man, I read in a few places that even Belichick seemed happy with how practices went this week.

I think we all see why now.

 

[wildwest450]

Man, I read in a few places that even Belichick seemed happy with how practices went this week.

I think we all see why now.

Stop blowing yourself, this thread is all about the last1/2 hour of Miss America!

 

[Bernie Brewer]

I wonder if the opera singer one would sing to me like that if I was hitting her from behind. Kind of a Young Frankenstein fantasy I have.

Isn't she from WI?? LOL!

 

[wildwest450]

Booo, New York sucks!

 

[stratslinger]

Stop blowing yourself, this thread is all about the last1/2 hour of Miss America!

My mistake, I didn't realize skirts were required in this thread.

Geez, go make an Obnoxious Miss America Trash Talk thread already....

 

[wildwest450]

Goddamn, go Louisiana!

 

[jdd12364]

Tebow Shmebow ! He aint all that ! Oh the hype .

 

[wildwest450]

Tennessee has nice dsl's.

And she can belt it out, she wins.

 

[wildwest450]

Honorable mention for Idaho, she's adorable.

 

[bob1852]

Tebow Shmebow ! He aint all that ! Oh the hype .

Oh, you're watching miss America too? Seriously, one of the chics said tebow.

 

[bob1852]

This is the only time in these chics lives they've worn fullback bikinis...

 

[wildwest450]

yuck, cali looks like a cockroach.

 

[wildwest450]

This is the only time in these chics lives they've worn fullback bikinis...

you can't hold yer booze.

 

[wildwest450]

It has to be Wisconsin, Tennessee, or Idaho.

 

[bob1852]

It has to be Wisconsin, Tennessee, or Idaho.

I missed IdaHO. But the other two are smoking hot. Arizona wasn't bad either...

 

[Zamial]

Sorry to interrupt you pretty girl time but this is epic!!! Reposted in case you missed it!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAY0cUOF1pw]Tebowie - Late night with Jimmy Fallon - YouTube[/ame]



%*#$*@# is epic...

 

[user 574]

Sorry to interrupt you pretty girl time but this is epic!!! Reposted in case you missed it!

Video Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAY0cUOF1pw

%*#$*@# is epic...

You must not have 4g.

 

[wildwest450]

I dunno, at 40, Brooke Burke may be more doable than the teenies.

 

[user 574]

Miss nevada has a motorboat rack.

 

[wildwest450]

Miss 2011 has been hitting the pudding pops.

 

[wildwest450]

I like Wisconsin to win.

 

[Zamial]

You must not have 4g.

Nope, here we only need 1.

 

[wildwest450]

Yay me!!!!!

 

[Kaotica]

Miss nevada has a motorboat rack.

Nice. Haven't seen her, but I love a good motorboat. Brbrbrbrbrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrb

Lol Miss Wisco wins! Must be a sign. GO PACK GO!

 

[wildwest450]

At least there's one winner in Wisconsin this weekend. See what I did there?