Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Beezy]

I have the money. It's not worth it.

 

[the_bird]

Yeah, I mean,she's got the money, but she also wants to buy her first car soon, and her meanie parents aren't going to help out at all, even with the insurance! Plus, there's the prom....

 

[Beezy]

You guys just can't get enough of talking about me. How about some football talk? I smell an upset in the air...

 

[user 574]

My picks are all home teams via amped up players & crowds.

Detroit by 4
Dallas by 6
Baltimore by 3

Hoping the early game is me using reverse psychology though. Never trust playing MI @ home. Only way GB wins is if defense gets two+ turnovers.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

My picks are all home teams via amped up players & crowds.

Detroit by 4
Dallas by 6
Baltimore by 3



Hoping the early game is me using reverse psychology though. Never trust playing MI @ home. Only way GB wins is if defense gets two+ turnovers.

Agreed. I think it is gonna be a barn-burner, but I give Det the home-field win. Hope I am wrong.

 

[Homercidal]

Wife subtlety hinted that the football game was on at 12:30 and it's a big game.

It looks like the MIL has planned "dinner" for about 1 pm. I might end up being a little bit later than that.

FML.

I even fixed her Dyson and everything!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jesus... The Lions should try to get a few more penalties. See if they can break the freakin record

 

[olllllo]

Inevitably the inevitable inevitably evits.

 

[user 574]

Only way GB wins is if defense gets two+ turnovers.

This + Suh being Suh

 

[Leeds1]

I liked Suh but he's just a punk bitch with no class after his action today. There's no place for that on a football field.

 

[user 574]

I think he'll get minimum 2 game suspension and who knows on the fine.

 

[Beezy]

Well thank god I ended up picking Green Bay. The Lions and still the Lions. This game here is looking like a better match up. I took the Cowboys but who knows. Taking the Niners later.

 

[dataz722]

god dammit! Why the **** and I not at this ****ing game. I was offered tickets at face value but my dumb ass turned them down.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

BTW, When Pam Oliver was interviewing Rodgers after the game, it was the first time in ages that the camera showed any part of her below the waist. I can see why. Yikes!

 

[Dwain]

I saw a blurb of her when she didn't know she was on camera. She was talking to her assistants like they were dogs. Ever since then, I can't stand the biotch.

 

[the_bird]

Wow. So, with one play, in one of the most-watched games of the regular season, Numbnuts Suhs proved without a shadow of a doubt exactly how dirty a player he is.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXDmCVSnn1U]Ndamukong Suh Stomp / Ejection - YouTube[/ame]

What a ****ing mo-ron. He's shoving the guy's head into the ground, with the ref RIGHT ****ING THERE, and they tosses in the ol' kick for good measure. I mean, you know that stuff happens in the bottom of a pile, but you've got to be a world-class mental midget to do that out in the open, right in front of the ref.

And his whole, "I wasn't trying to kick him, I was trying to get my balance" claim? That's not going to do him any favors. The only question is whether Goddell suspends him for one game or two.

He's like the Brandon Merriweather of defensive linemen. "You can't do that! "Yeah, who are you to tell me how to play" "The refs/the commissioner/your coach!" "**** it, I'm playing like that anyway."

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Wow. So, with one play, in one of the most-watched games of the regular season, Numbnuts Suhs proved without a shadow of a doubt exactly how dirty a player he is.

Ndamukong Suh Stomp / Ejection - YouTube

What a ****ing mo-ron. He's shoving the guy's head into the ground, with the ref RIGHT ****ING THERE, and they tosses in the ol' kick for good measure. I mean, you know that stuff happens in the bottom of a pile, but you've got to be a world-class mental midget to do that out in the open, right in front of the ref.

And his whole, "I wasn't trying to kick him, I was trying to get my balance" claim? That's not going to do him any favors. The only question is whether Goddell suspends him for one game or two.

He's like the Brandon Merriweather of defensive linemen. "You can't do that! "Yeah, who are you to tell me how to play" "The refs/the commissioner/your coach!" "**** it, I'm playing like that anyway."

A local sports talk show was commenting the other day about how the Lions have a reputation of being dirty players- now we know why.

 

[wildwest450]

I blame Schwartz, he needs to be gone. No discipline, penalties galore, fights in every game, a qb who should have been on the bench. Total coaching fail, he has molded them into the classless idiot he is. Once again the Fords suck at life and at football. I'm going to go kick a Mustang. If Harbaugh was coaching this team, they'd be 10-1 right now.


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[the_bird]

I hate blaming the coach, though. He's "A Boy Named Suh," he's a manchild who throws temper tantrums. Is Schwartz supposed to put Suh in timeout, or should Suh be smart enough to know that he can't kick a man like that?

Although, the team is what, like 1-4 since the coach lost his **** after getting his hand shook too hard?

Still, Suh's the idiot. He might be an enabled idiot, but he's still the idiot. Lions fans better hope that Goodell doesn't look to the Albert Haynesworth suspension (five games when he spiked the Cowboys' lineman) as his precedent. Haynesworth was already a knucklehead at the time, but so's Suh. And, as I recall Haynesworth at least apologized afterwards for his actions.

If Suh gets one game, he's lucky.

 

[motobrewer]

Way to crawl out on that limb.

yeah, i should pick all underdogs so wildwest will think i'm cool


that would be hilarious if suh got 5 games, but I doubt he'll get more than 2, if that.

 

[wildwest450]

I hate blaming the coach, though.

I don't, he gets paid to coach/babysit the team. He is a smug prick, and his team is just like him. I suppose the penalties and playing an injured qb aren't his fault either? I could care less if Suh gets 10 games, but you really can't compare that to Haynesworth head stomping a player with no helmet on.


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[Cape Brewing]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...k.walden.ap/index.html?sct=hp_t2_a3&eref=sihp

Probably 'roid rage related

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Packers LB Erik Walden arrested for alleged assault - NFL - SI.com

Probably 'roid rage related

LOL! As soon as I heard this on the radio, I KNEW you were gonna post that!!!!! Not sayin you're wrong, not sayin you're right. Just sayin I'm gonna wait and see.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Bad time for him to go postal on his GF too. The Packers are suddenly woefully thin at linebacker.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Bad time for him to go postal on his GF too. The Packers are suddenly woefully thin at linebacker.

Yikes, that didn't sound right at all, did it? I really didn't mean it to sound like there ever was a GOOD time to go postal on his GF. Sorry 'bout that, folks.....

 

[user 574]

Ok, now if he really did, he's a ********.

And we'll end on a high note

 

[motobrewer]

you know what i seriously can't stand? Every time the cameras are on the cheerleaders, a f-ing graphic ALWAYS covers them up. completely. spend like 45 seconds on the cheerleaders, and the entire f-ing time i'm staring at the Toyota logo wearing a pair of shoes.

granted, a lot of NFL cheerleaders aren't the greatest...but seriously, if you're just gonna show me logos, pan across the stadium for christ sake. block Rex Ryan's ugly mug. don't show me a freakin logo when you have a bouncing set of bazongas sitting behind it.

 

[wildwest450]

you know what i seriously can't stand?

I guess it's not someone who doesn't know what a shift key is.

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[olllllo]

Is Tebow a worse QB than Norv Turner is a coach?

 

[user 574]

Thank god, I thought I killed the thread with inappropriate sandwiches.

BTW, Tebow sucks but all he does is win!