Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[the_bird]

****, if he didn't kill himself after 18-1....

I have to keep reminding myself, I *really* thought this was a 10-win team, 11 wins at the absolute extreme and wouldn't have been surprised (given the youth) with 9-7 or even 8-8. I was pretty sure the D was going to get better as the year progressed, but had no idea they'd be such great ballhawks. Didn't count on the running game improving. Didn't count on how much the team needed to be rid of Randy Moss.

****, if Moss and Maroney are still on this squad, I bet they would have only won 10 or 11 games. Those guys needed to leave.

Been a helluva season, and now we get to start all over again. But, it's all house money at this point.

 

[dataz722]

Ya know... this is a scary thought, but we were talking about it today and isn't not that far fetched that Seattle could end up in the NFC Championship game at least.

Seattle stayed with the Saints for three quarters down there. And now NO is banged up and having to come up to Qwest Field and anything can happen there.

So, if Seattle wins and if the Jets manage to beat the Colts, then Seattle plays the Bears in the second round. Seattle already beat Chicago on their home field this season.

It boggles the mind, but it COULD HAPPEN. I'm gonna laugh my ass off if it does.

What the hell do the Jets and Colts have to do with anything?

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

What the hell do the Jets and Colts have to do with anything?

I thought the winner determined whether Cape was gonna put horsemeat or whale-blubber in his turducken monstrosity?

 

[dataz722]

I thought the winner determined whether Cape was gonna put horsemeat or whale-blubber in his turducken monstrosity?

I thought he was going with both either way. He was just looking for some sperm whale.

 

[motobrewer]

I thought he was going both way(s). He was just looking for some sperm

i should be a NYT editor.

 

[dataz722]

i should be a NYT editor.

I just thought that was assumed.

 

[Cape Brewing]

****, if he didn't kill himself after 18-1....

.

And as I've said a few times... i was AT that game. Uggg... that succcccccked. Going into that game I had been to the Pats Super Bowl in Houston but didn't get tickets to the game. That trip was a nightmare. Then, i had tickets, I had a nice hotel, a nice rental car... the Pats were supposed to abbbbbsolutely slaughter the Giants and then they started playing. Even though the Pats lead that whole game there was a very real vibe that they were gonna lose that game. Uggg... it SUCKED.

Nah... that ain't happening this year. Pats win number four this year.... in their "rebuilding year".

Man, just think about what the Pats are going to be like for the next four or five years. A lotttttttta young guys on that team now and a lotttttttttta draft picks.

 

[motobrewer]

And as I've said a few times... i was AT that game.

haaaaahahahha! that's hilarious. at least you were there though.

one time, I had Rugby World Cup tickets to Scotland vs New Zealand game in Edinburgh. had plane tickets, hotel. then *someone* knocked up my wife.....

in the end, Scotland got dominated (wasn't really a surprise) but it would have been fun to be there....

 

[Cape Brewing]

then *someone* knocked up my wife.....

LOL... I know!! Kid looks just like me too!

 

[user 574]

then *someone* knocked up my wife.....

LOL... I know!! Kid looks just like me too!

motobrewer the butch one of the relationship?

 

[motobrewer]

i'm a female?!? when did that happen!?

now I know they aren't my kids!!! b*tch is gonna pay!

 

[user 574]

i'm a female?!? when did that happen!?

now I know they aren't my kids!!! b*tch is gonna pay!

LOL

 

[ChshreCat]

What the hell do the Jets and Colts have to do with anything?

Atlanta is the highest seed, they'll play the lowest seed. Jets are a lower seed than Seattle, Colts are higher. So if Seattle wins tomorrow (I know, not likely) then who they play is determined by the winner of the Jets-Colts game. Colts win and Seattle plays Atlanta. Jets win and Seattle plays the Bears.

I know it's probably not going to happen, but the possibility had some of us laughing our asses off. Tomorrow's game isn't a done deal yet. Qwest is a very tough place to play and anything could happen. Seattle may very well (probably) get ground into the field turf (most likely) and it wouldn't surprise me in the least, but then Matt might have one good game left in him too.

All I'm really hoping for is a good game. This year, Seattle's either had a pretty good game, or they've been HORRIBLE. I'd settle for something in between, make a good showing, lose by a touchdown or ten and look at next year. Just tired of embarrassing losses. Just play, you ***holes!!!

 

[dataz722]

Again, what the hell do the Jets and Colts have to do with anything?

 

[the_bird]

Uh, 'Cat....

Jets and Indy are AFC teams. Seattle, Atlanta, and the Bears are NFC. What happens in the AFC has absolutely no bearing on seedings and matchups in the NFC. None.

 

[motobrewer]

So if Seattle wins tomorrow (I know, not likely) then who they play is determined by the winner of the Jets-Colts game. Colts win and Seattle plays Atlanta. Jets win and Seattle plays the Bears.

on another forum we have a "Oh look, a crack head!" smiley. i wish I could put that here....

 

[the_bird]

So, did you enjoy watching football for the first time this season, 'Cat? Was it too confusing for you? Don't forget, you have four chances to get the ten yards for a first down.

 

[TANSTAAFB]

Lotsa smack in Seattle...

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

No one tell the Cat that the overtime rules have changed. His head might explode...

lol

 

[TANSTAAFB]

He's a Seachickens fan...he hasn't watched football in YEARS!!!

 

[the_bird]

It's OK, 'Cat, we love you just the same. No homo.

 

[motobrewer]

there is always this:

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL.... that's funny. Cat's a dummy-head.

PATS RULE

 

[motobrewer]

i can't wait until we play the Lions in the sweet 16. should be a good game.

 

[Cape Brewing]

"and if the Jets win, the Yankees have to trade their first round draft pick to the Lakers. I KNOW... it's a long shot... but it COULD happen and then the Lakers could draft a decent goalie!"

 

[j1laskey]

If Seatlle wins then who will the Celtics play....I'm confused???

 

[the_bird]

Wait, did we start playing Calvinball?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm so giddy to hear the backpedalling here... I'm on pins and needles!!!

 

[the_bird]

I have so much work to do this afternoon, but yeah - I can't stop refreshing this thread....

 

[Cape Brewing]

"i can count to potato" people outside my office are wondering what I'm laughing at. Mehhhh. ef em.