Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[motobrewer]

yeah i donno, last 4 weeks he's averaged 4.25 tackles and 0.5 sacks.

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

Tough one to call. I will vote Pack wins it 24-21, Rodgers rolls, and the Packers secondary contains the Pats receiving core.

I am concerned about Clay too. I think he has missed too much practice and is banged up. He is still a young player.

Even if the Packers get routed, I won't be all that upset or surprised. With the injuries they had I am amazed they have been as good as they are.

 

[Dwain]

Even if the Packers get ROOTED,

There, fixed that for you.

 

[philrose]

unsubstantiated opinion: Julius Peppers is more influential on the bears D than Clay Matthews is for Green Bay. I have no examples/stats to back this claim up. It may be a subliminal brainwashing by Fox's color comment guy, he loves JP.

 

[the_bird]

**** Clay Matthews, he can't hold Jerod Mayo's jock.

(still wish we drafted him... )

 

[mafeeker]

Bears gonna beat patriots. Pats suck, Jets suck, colts suck. End of story. Go Bears!!!!

 

[dunnright00]

A couple of dumb drunk assed Raiders getting their asses beat in the parking lot of the chargers game. Good times.

http://www.totalprosports.com/2010/12/07/chargers-fans-beat-raiders-fans-in-the-parking-lot-video/

Updated in case you missed in, since the other video got pulled.



Al least someone in powder blue showed up to fight that day....

 

[JayAre]

**** Clay Matthews, he can't hold Jerod Mayo's jock.

(still wish we drafted him... )

True story. Mayo is right up there with Willis as an elite LB.

 

[philrose]

Bears gonna beat patriots. Pats suck, Jets suck, colts suck. End of story. Go Bears!!!!

Krypton sucks!

/obscure?

 

[Cape Brewing]

We'll see... Bears are looking good and the Pats need another win to really start to put the regular season away.

The Jets have the Phins at home and if they win that game and the Pats cough one up in Chi-town... things are all of a sudden a lot more interesting again in the AFC East.

i can see this Chicago game giving the Pats a hard time. Short week, on the road, against a good team... We'll see.

If the Pats win this game though... that'll be all she wrote. It then goes, Pack at home, on the road to the Bills and home against the Phins. With only those three games I can't see the Jets catching them when they are on the road against the Steelers, on the road against the Bears and then home against the Bills.

 

[Cape Brewing]

and by the way... not sure if I mentioned this already but I LOVE the fact that given all tie-breakers, the Raiders have a better record than the Chargers and Colts.

That's awesome.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Updated in case you missed in, since the other video got pulled.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0UWGdp3Jsk&feature=player_embedded

Al least someone in powder blue showed up to fight that day....

Those guys are bad@ss... six on two must be really hard. I hear it's real hard to kick a guy in the face while hes on the ground, or punch a guy who is being punched by three other people. If only I were that tough. Think I can be that cool if I turn into a Chargers fan?

 

[Cape Brewing]

. Think I can be that cool if I turn into a Chargers fan?

No.

 

[dunnright00]

Those guys are bad@ss... six on two must be really hard. I hear it's real hard to kick a guy in the face while hes on the ground, or punch a guy who is being punched by three other people. If only I were that tough. Think I can be that cool if I turn into a Chargers fan?

What do you think is going to happen when two of you start talking $#!t to six of them? Funny thing is, it looks like the Charger fans are trying to diffuse it, let it go. But the Raider fans keep at it and then throw the first punch.

My take is, if this was reverse, in oakland, it would have been WAY more then 6 that jump in and you wouldn't see anyone in black trying to break it up except for the cops.

 

[dunnright00]

Think I can be cool enough to turn into a Chargers fan?

No.

Fixed it for ya.

 

[bmac8]

Brady sucks. Six lucky touchdowns. Otherwise, that game was alllllll Jets. Maybe Sanchez should try hair plugs?

 

[bmac8]

Those guys are bad@ss... six on two must be really hard. I hear it's real hard to kick a guy in the face while hes on the ground, or punch a guy who is being punched by three other people. If only I were that tough. Think I can be that cool if I turn into a Chargers fan?

The #21 Raider shirt and the light blue guy fight is fine. Raider fan threw the punch...maybe he thought it was unavoidable. Can't hear what is said. Maybe Powder blue challenged him. Powder blue wins the fight. Give #20 some credit for balls to swing at that big guy.

The other Raiders shirt #20 is just jumped by a gaggle of San Diego homos. Banging the back of his head on the ground? Very close to attempted murder if it goes to court. I think that guy was just trying to keep his buddy from getting killed. The fight was between light blue shirt and Raiders #21. Winner by TKO: Light blue shirt.

Raiders lost the fighting, but those two showed more balls than the six or seven San Diego participants who jumped in only after the big guy in the light blue shirt was ahead.

2nd biggest P-word is the former JV soccer player who kicks #21 in the face while he is down.

The biggest P-word is the camera going "ooh, ahh....he deserved it."

Conclusion: All these California gurls should come to the East Coast so they can learn how to fight.

 

[bmac8]

Ah, the age-old controversy: which is a tougher town? Oakland, or San Diego. Such a toss up.

 

[Marko73]

Brady sucks. Six lucky touchdowns. Otherwise, that game was alllllll Jets. Maybe Sanchez should try hair plugs?

Ah Jets fans. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

 

[motobrewer]

Ah Jets fans. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

lol

just like MN fans.

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

Ah Jets fans. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

LOL @ attributing an NFL team's accomplishments/failures to their fans. Pats fans are not 'winners' any more than Lions fans.

 

[Marko73]

LOL @ attributing an NFL team's accomplishments/failures to their fans. Pats fans are not 'winners' any more than Lions fans.

I was referring to the Jets. I agree, a lot of people say "we" which has always seemed a little bush league to me.

 

[motobrewer]

except for the packers. fans own the team.

tee hee!

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL @ attributing an NFL team's accomplishments/failures to their fans. Pats fans are not 'winners' any more than Lions fans.

I agree in principal but c'mon, you have to admit Pats fans are pretty awesome. While I woul never use "we" and agree it is bushleague... Being a fan of a team has to rub off at least a little. And if you consider how awesome the Pats are... I mean... C'mon

 

[Dwain]

Raiders lost the fighting, but those two showed more balls than the six or seven San Diego participants who jumped in only after the big guy in the light blue shirt was ahead...
Conclusion: All these California gurls should come to the East Coast so they can learn how to fight.

Regardless of how much balls they showed, the Raider's fans got their ass kicked. They are lucky they didn't get more seriously injured. They were also STUPID. You can see twice as many 'Bolt's fans standing around to see what happens.
As far as conclusion, maybe you can teach the Raider's fans how to fight a group or possibly keep their mouth shut. Not sure what you teach the Charger fans.
Of the fights I been in, the object was to win, not show balls.
Just Sayin'

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

I agree in principal but c'mon, you have to admit Pats fans are pretty awesome. While I woul never use "we" and agree it is bushleague... Being a fan of a team has to rub off at least a little. And if you consider how awesome the Pats are... I mean... C'mon

Actually they're borderline intolerable (I submit this thread as exhibit A)...in the same way Yankees fans are. BECAUSE they attribute the success of their team to themselves. A Bieber-doo and cutoff hoodie does not a winner make.

 

[Cape Brewing]

If by "intolerable" you mean, "so awesome that it causes me pain by comparing myself to them"... then I think you're dead on.

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

I just watched that fight again. This video is a prime example of why idiots get into fights and why smart people never should.

The guy in the light blue short sleeve shirt and shorts, who initially is trying to defuse the situation is the only guy who knows how to handle himself in the entire episode.

He starts out telling the guys to leave, probably with something like 'for your own good'.

Idiot #1, dives head first (what a tool) at Blue #1. Blue #1 takes idiot #1 very well away from his friend and into a neutral space. Then without taking a shot gets the guy onto the ground and kicks him in the face. Bangorang. That is text book how to deal with idiot who is attacking you.

Then once everything seems like it will be fine, Idiot #2 decides he wants some ass kicking. So he randomly bum rushes Blue #1. Blue #1 promptly takes Idiot #2 to the ground (with help) and beats the shat out of his face. Tight fast punches. Perfect.

Flawless victory to Blue #1.

That video should be used as an educational tool for how to act in that situation. I will leave being "manly" or cool to the bloodied idiot on the ground when I am done kicking him in the face and knocking him out every time. Fights are no place for try to be respectable. You are a grown man in a fight, any dignity you thought you had is already gone.

Also, none of the Charger fans were in the wrong. Idiot #1 started everything and Blue would be protected by self defense.

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Also, the way I cheer for my team directly affects the outcome of the game.

 

[Cape Brewing]

(nodding in agreement with Captain Lederhosen)

 

[motobrewer]

today i've learned is that everyone is busch league except for packers.

the only fans i'd love to donkey punch are twins fans. dumbest, fattest, ugliest fans in existence.