Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Whoa whoa Bird... I think you're being a little harsh. I mean, Rivers is leading the league in yards! That's HUGE!!! I don't know about the rest of your schmucks but I'll be freakin' GLUED to the TV for the Annual He Lead The League In Yards After Week Nine Awards Ceremony. I'm not a big fan of the Chargers but not even I can tear myself away from watching Rivers walk across that stage and pick up the huge trophy he'll be getting for leading the league in yards after week 9.

Jesus... I'm getting goosebumps just thinking about it.

How often IS it that a QB leads the league in yards after week 9?? That sh!t doesn't just HAPPEN every other week! Hell no!! You gotta wait alllllll the way until week nine... and then WHAMMO!!! You got your guy. Week 10? Too late. You're dead in the water on week 10. Week 8??? Now you're just being wicked retahded.

Nope... it's a big BIG week in San Diego this week. Phillip is getting his big trophy and all of Charger fans will gather in the streets and rejoice his glorious accomplishment.

For the LOVE OF GOD Dunnright... PLEASE... PLEASE send us pictures of the parade if you can. I don't think the TV coverage will be that good and I wanna see that crazy kid Rivers luggin' around that big honkin' trophy.

just sayin'

 

[Cape Brewing]

I admit... I would be proud too if I was him.

 

[Cape Brewing]

HOLY SH!T!!!!!!!! All of this talk about Rivers and I almost COMPLETELY FORGOT!!!!

This week they are giving out the Had the Most Tackles of Any Week Nine Game in Which Each Opposing Team Was Named After an Animal Trophy too!!! JESUS!!!! I gotta set my TIVO!!!

I am NOT missing Karlos Dansby walk across that stage!!!!




(aaaaaaaaaaaand I think I've properly beat that joke into the ground)

Pats are awesome. Chargers suck. It's science.

 

[dunnright00]

Whoa whoa Bird... I think you're being a little harsh. I mean, Rivers is leading the league in yards! That's HUGE!!! I don't know about the rest of your schmucks but I'll be freakin' GLUED to the TV for the Annual He Lead The League In Yards After Week Nine Awards Ceremony. I'm not a big fan of the Chargers but not even I can tear myself away from watching Rivers walk across that stage and pick up the huge trophy he'll be getting for leading the league in yards after week 9.

Jesus... I'm getting goosebumps just thinking about it.

How often IS it that a QB leads the league in yards after week 9?? That sh!t doesn't just HAPPEN every other week! Hell no!! You gotta wait alllllll the way until week nine... and then WHAMMO!!! You got your guy. Week 10? Too late. You're dead in the water on week 10. Week 8??? Now you're just being wicked retahded.

Nope... it's a big BIG week in San Diego this week. Phillip is getting his big trophy and all of Charger fans will gather in the streets and rejoice his glorious accomplishment.

For the LOVE OF GOD Dunnright... PLEASE... PLEASE send us pictures of the parade if you can. I don't think the TV coverage will be that good and I wanna see that crazy kid Rivers luggin' around that big honkin' trophy.

just sayin'

Damn Cape, even for you that was a bit much.

I'm ordering this shirt for you...

 

[motobrewer]

Whoa whoa Bird... I think you're being a little harsh. I mean, Rivers is leading the league in yards! That's HUGE!!! I don't know about the rest of your schmucks but I'll be freakin' GLUED to the TV for the Annual He Lead The League In Yards After Week Nine Awards Ceremony. I'm not a big fan of the Chargers but not even I can tear myself away from watching Rivers walk across that stage and pick up the huge trophy he'll be getting for leading the league in yards after week 9.

Jesus... I'm getting goosebumps just thinking about it.

How often IS it that a QB leads the league in yards after week 9?? That sh!t doesn't just HAPPEN every other week! Hell no!! You gotta wait alllllll the way until week nine... and then WHAMMO!!! You got your guy. Week 10? Too late. You're dead in the water on week 10. Week 8??? Now you're just being wicked retahded.

Nope... it's a big BIG week in San Diego this week. Phillip is getting his big trophy and all of Charger fans will gather in the streets and rejoice his glorious accomplishment.

For the LOVE OF GOD Dunnright... PLEASE... PLEASE send us pictures of the parade if you can. I don't think the TV coverage will be that good and I wanna see that crazy kid Rivers luggin' around that big honkin' trophy.

just sayin'

hil-freakin-larious

 

[Cape Brewing]

Damn Cape, even for you that was a bit much.

Does that mean you're not sending me pictures from the parade??? That's crap.

 

[dunnright00]

It's science.

and speaking of science, the conversation was who is on pace to win MVP.
Nothing about handing out awards today, nothing about playoffs (even though the Chargers WILL be in the playoffs), nothing about win/loss records.

Next time you offer your gross exaggeration, stay on topic please.

Pats cheat.

 

[motobrewer]

however, there is this:

I think you're being a little harsh. I mean, The Patriots are Tied with 5 other teams for best record in the league! That's HUGE!!! I don't know about the rest of your schmucks but I'll be freakin' GLUED to the TV for the Annual Tied With 5 Other Teams For The Best Record After Week Nine Awards Ceremony. I'm not a big fan of the Patriots but not even I can tear myself away from watching Brady walk across that stage and pick up the huge trophy he'll be getting for being tied with only 5 other teams after week 9.

Jesus... I'm getting goosebumps just thinking about it.

How often IS it that a team is only tied with 5 other teams for best record in the league after week 9?? That sh!t doesn't just HAPPEN every other week! Hell no!! You gotta wait alllllll the way until week nine... and then WHAMMO!!! You got your team. Week 10? Too late. You're dead in the water on week 10. Week 8??? Now you're just being wicked retahded.

might I add, only a half game ahead of the packers.

 

[motobrewer]

and speaking of science, the conversation was who is on pace to win MVP.
Nothing about handing out awards today, nothing about playoffs (even though the Chargers WILL be in the playoffs), nothing about win/loss records.

Next time you offer your gross exaggeration, stay on topic please.

Pats cheat.

i think he was on topic. as bird said, MVP's come from teams that actually win football games.

 

[dunnright00]

Does that mean you're not sending me pictures from the parade??? That's crap.

I said I was getting you a shirt!

Oh wait, do you already have that one?

Is that YOU in that pic? Man-****s and all? Wicked Awesome!
I didn't know you were a model too!

 

[dunnright00]

however, there is this:



might I add, only a half game ahead of the packers.

That's good stuff right there..

 

[dunnright00]

i think he was on topic. as bird said, MVP's come from teams that actually win football games.

Not always.

Good reading right here
Rivers' job of keeping beat-up Bolts alive puts QB in MVP race

But then again, as Cape said "It's Week 9"!!!!
The season's over, right? The record right now, will determine this award?

 

[motobrewer]

some espn reporter wrote an article about rivers? who cares.

show me historical evidence that players on losing teams win MVP's or stop talking.

 

[the_bird]

Damn Cape, even for you that was a bit much.

I'm ordering this shirt for you...

I am very confused by this shirt. Those are either some nasty man-****ies, or the uglies "A" cup I've ever seen.

 

[the_bird]

... oh, and just wait. If the Vikings win another game, ESPN'll be pumping Brett Favre for MVP.

 

[Homercidal]

I am very confused by this shirt. Those are either some nasty man-****ies, or the uglies "A" cup I've ever seen.

Admit, you'd still like to get down with those!

 

[user 574]

I am very confused by this shirt. Those are either some nasty man-****ies, or the uglies "A" cup I've ever seen.

I'm pretty sure everyone who sees that pic does what I just did which was lean real close to their monitor with a look of and nose crinkled up. I checked the arms for hair, looked for an adams apple both lacking. No definition in the arms. Definitely a man-gut but WTF is with those (fe)male ****s. All crooked like.

Person's name is probably Pat too.

 

[the_bird]

The "****ies" are asymmetrical, too, and whoever's wearing that shirt has no hips.

Thinking it's a transvestite that got a **** job so they'd look like a small-chested lesbian.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Ram It!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix081prSiNc&feature=player_embedded#

 

[the_bird]

^^^ That's why LA isn't allowed to have a football team anymore.

 

[eljefe]

Thinking it's a transvestite that got a **** job so they'd look like a small-chested lesbian.

Damn, my head hurts from trying to think that one through.:cross:

 

[ChshreCat]

Damn, my head hurts from trying to think that one through.:cross:

Oh, it's not that hard for me. But then again, I'm a woman trapped in a man's body, but the woman is a really butch lesbian that wants to be a man so it works out.

 

[philrose]

The NFL network's play by play guy is seriously boring, there are a ton of awkward pauses. Am I the only one hearing this?

 

[eljefe]

The NFL network's play by play guy is seriously boring, there are a ton of awkward pauses. Am I the only one hearing this?

I agree. It is really bad. They only have at most one game a week. There has to be a better duo than these chuckleheads. At least the replay guy seems to be on the ball.

 

[dataz722]

The NFL network's play by play guy is seriously boring, there are a ton of awkward pauses. Am I the only one hearing this?

All I hear is "God, I really really want to blow Matt Ryan". Those dudes are all over his nuts.

 

[eljefe]

Holy crap they just showed the announcers. Matt Millan, Joe Theisman and the immortal Bob Papa. You don't know who Bob Pappa is? Well, me neither. And on top of that Theisman is the worst announcer, and that includes being worse than Collinsworth. Matt Millen was good but seems to have lost touch with changes in the game. Next year it will be Brad Childress, Jake Delhomme and Smitty Jones.

 

[ChshreCat]

Not that Matt Ryan is that great, I can understand why they'd gush over him considering how much Flacco is sucking.

 

[eljefe]

I hate the Ravens (sorry Dataz).

 

[eljefe]

I hate the Ravens (sorry Dataz).

But I now love their D. Give Wilson a high five for that coverage. Must be happy that you picked him up this week.

 

[philrose]

Holy crap they just showed the announcers. Matt Millan, Joe Theisman and the immortal Bob Papa. You don't know who Bob Pappa is? Well, me neither. And on top of that Theisman is the worst announcer, and that includes being worse than Collinsworth. Matt Millen was good but seems to have lost touch with changes in the game. Next year it will be Brad Childress, Jake Delhomme and Smitty Jones.

Glad it wasn't just me, the NFL had to make an inferior, proprietary channel for games. Lame.

I remember when Thursday nights on NFL network started it blacked out my local channels coverage of the home game and wasn't even in HD.

They've remedied part of that now at least.