Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Ugh, I'm siding with Cape, bablu and Bird. I feel so dirty!!

welcome to the dahk side... we've been expectin' you.



I can absolutely understand people hatin' on the Pats. They've had a lot of success. Brady is a freakin' pretty-boy that spends his time shooting magazine covers. They were media-darlings for much of the 00's. Spygate. Belichick ain't exactly Mr. Cleaver. Like ANY team that has had a lot of success, a lot of Pats fans probably turned into total d-bags (pronouced "yankee fan"). I get it. It's bit like the old Cowboys teams. You either loved them or HATED them. The Pats are HATED. I get it.

But some people just have an obsessive hate that's just f'in creepy and weird. Seriously... watch some hockey or something. Get your mind off of the Pats. Jeez, you're gonna end up in a room tuckin' your junk between your legs doing the Buffalo Bill dance from Silence of the Lambs while stomping on Brady pictures in a pair of high heels.

It's not freakin' healthy dude.

 

[FreeM80s]

But some people just have an obsessive hate that's just f'in creepy and weird. Seriously... watch some hockey or something. Get your mind off of the Pats. Jeez, you're gonna end up in a room tuckin' your junk between your legs doing the Buffalo Bill dance from Silence of the Lambs while stomping on Brady pictures in a pair of high heels.

It's not freakin' healthy dude.

seriously? ok man, you win. lol...

 

[motobrewer]

But some people just have an obsessive hate that's just f'in creepy and weird. Seriously... watch some hockey or something. Get your mind off of the Pats. Jeez, you're gonna end up in a room tuckin' your junk between your legs doing the Buffalo Bill dance from Silence of the Lambs while stomping on Brady pictures in a pair of high heels.

It's not freakin' healthy dude.

your anti-brady-hate is just as weird and creepy.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It puts the lotion in the basket!!

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

welcome to the dahk side... we've been expectin' you.



I can absolutely understand people hatin' on the Pats. They've had a lot of success. Brady is a freakin' pretty-boy that spends his time shooting magazine covers. They were media-darlings for much of the 00's. Spygate. Belichick ain't exactly Mr. Cleaver. Like ANY team that has had a lot of success, a lot of Pats fans probably turned into total d-bags (pronouced "yankee fan"). I get it. It's bit like the old Cowboys teams. You either loved them or HATED them. The Pats are HATED. I get it.

But some people just have an obsessive hate that's just f'in creepy and weird. Seriously... watch some hockey or something. Get your mind off of the Pats. Jeez, you're gonna end up in a room tuckin' your junk between your legs doing the Buffalo Bill dance from Silence of the Lambs while stomping on Brady pictures in a pair of high heels.

It's not freakin' healthy dude.

Ain't it the truth. I was soooo rooting for the Pats vs. the 'greatest show on turf' (and loved the Tom Brady story)...now not so much.

This year I was rooting for the Saints but if they keep winning SBs that'll prob change too. I've already about heard enough 'Who Dat...'.

 

[HVBrewtality]

Yea, I was rooting Saints, but thier fans are #3 on my list of NFL fans that really need to knock it down a few notches.

In case you're curious, my top 5 annoying fan base list is: Cowboys, Raiders, Saints, Patriots, and a tie for 5 with both NY teams.

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

In case you're curious, my top 5 annoying fan base list is: Cowboys, Raiders, Saints, Patriots, and a tie for 5 with both NY teams.

I have a feeling another year or two of Rex Ryan and that tie for 5th will be broken.

 

[motobrewer]

i don't find saints fans annoying.

they finally got one, let em have it.

 

[the_bird]

i don't find saints fans annoying.

they finally got one, let em have it.

+1.

Hope Drew Brees scores a supermodel and starts getting some recognition. Not sure there's a better QB in the league (yes, including Brady). Gotta like that he's never really gotten the respect he deserved (still don't understand why San Diego decided he was the problem).

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

+1.

Hope Drew Brees scores a supermodel and starts getting some recognition. Not sure there's a better QB in the league (yes, including Brady). Gotta like that he's never really gotten the respect he deserved (still don't understand why San Diego decided he was the problem).

His wife is pretty hot.

IMO, Brees is a far better QB post-shoulder injury than before. He was good before, now he's great.

EDITED to remove ginormous picture and just leave a link.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ain't it the truth. I was soooo rooting for the Pats vs. the 'greatest show on turf' (and loved the Tom Brady story)...now not so much.

Nah... c'mon... you just have to EMBRACE it. Become a Pats fan! Come on in, the water's fine.

and they suck right now so it's not bandwagon jumping. :rockin:

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

Nah... c'mon... you just have to EMBRACE it. Become a Pats fan! Come on in, the water's fine.

and they suck right now so it's not bandwagon jumping. :rockin:

LOL, gimme a couple of years...when my Jaguars are in LA.

 

[Cape Brewing]

don't wink at me.

 

[Dwain]

Hey Guys,
Before ya'll start blowing each other, a couple of things.
I have enjoyed this thread as much as any other thread on HBT. I looked forward to reading the great clownings on here. Anyway, do ya'll think we should asked to have the thread locked and restart next year during preseason? Either this thread or a new one. If it's a new one, we can argue about misquoting this one, amoung other things. Just a thought. Now ya'll can go back to talking about the weather and stuff since if you're a Pat, Jag, or Chargers fan, you don't know $h!t about football.

 

[Cape Brewing]

no, that's dumb

 

[dunnright00]

Gotta like that he's never really gotten the respect he deserved (still don't understand why San Diego decided he was the problem).

I don't think SD ever thought he was a problem. '04 he had an average year, so we drafted Rivers. End of '05 he dislocated his shoulder (because Marty didn't bench him in a meaningless game) and most doctors said he wouldn't be able to throw again. His contract was up and we had Rivers so he was let go.

I still think it was the right decision. I don't think even Drew could turn this team around....

 

[Cape Brewing]

Brady is now healthy from the knee surgery. Welker is ALREADY in training camp and working out at full speed he'll be back much sooner than folks were thinking. And if Welker is not at full speed... fine... they've got Edelman to take a ton of the pressure off of Welker and bring him along slowly. Randy Moss - Contract year. They finally have a freakin' tight end on Gronkowski that is supposed to be able to actually catch a ball.

Anyone who doesn't think the Pats are quickly returning to the place of utter dominance they've held for the last decade or so, this year... is a stupid crackhead... who's on crack as they type a response... and who's response will be utterly riduculous because of the amount of crack they're on and the distraction of their need to get more crack.

BOOK IT

 

[motobrewer]

brady blows
pats blow
cape brewing blows

 

[Cape Brewing]

thank you for proving my previous point

 

[dataz722]

I am really surprised that you would show your face in this thread this year Cape. This won't be a fun place for Pats fans this year.

Hell, I think we will need to get a sump pump in here so the place doesn't get flooded from all of the pats fans tears.

 

[Hugh_Jass]

Best record in football the last 5 weeks of the season - Cleveland Browns.

We're on a roll, baby. Look out, here comes the Holmgren/Man-genius express.:rockin:

 

[Cape Brewing]

Best record in football the last 5 weeks of the season - Cleveland Browns.

We're on a roll, baby. Look out, here comes the Holmgren/Man-genius express.:rockin:

I think you mean Man-****s.

How'd Man-****s work out with the Jets? Not too good. I'm sure it was the team and the organization... seeing how terrible they've been since Man-****s left.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I am really surprised that you would show your face in this thread this year Cape. This won't be a fun place for Pats fans this year.

Hell, I think we will need to get a sump pump in here so the place doesn't get flooded from all of the pats fans tears.

LOL... we'll see.

That's fine... that's just where Belichick likes his team... with everyone doubting them. Everyone saying how much they suck. Blah blah blah...

We'll see.

 

[Homercidal]

Lions will take 5 games this year. A few more than the Browns! Everything is coming together for them. Not only will they not be the losingest team in football, I predict the will not even be the losing team in their Division! (ok, that last bit might be a stretch...)

Winning is overrated anyway. There are much more important things in football than winning, like class, sportsmanship, professionalism. Oh screw it. Lions suck, God bless 'em.

 

[MVKTR2]

Lions will take 5 games this year. A few more than the Browns! Everything is coming together for them. Not only will they not be the losingest team in football, I predict the will not even be the losing team in their Division! (ok, that last bit might be a stretch...)

Winning is overrated anyway. There are much more important things in football than winning, like class, sportsmanship, professionalism. Oh screw it. Lions suck, God bless 'em.

Homercidal and fans of other dare I say 'hapless' teams you've gotta be feeling better about things after the last super bowl... right!? I mean the Saints, formerly known continuously for almost 40 years as the aints won the Lombardi Trophy! It's a lot like the biodegradability of stryofoam, wait long enough and it'll happen, just ask a Saints fan!

Oh well now I'm off to read about how many more college students are losing eligibility/being suspended for the Mega Agent Extravaganza Party held in South Beach!

Roll Tide,
Phillip

 

[HoppyDaze]

Patriots are bunch of cheaters and their fans, boy aren't you guys just the worst? It's a good thing your superiority complex and surprising lack of football knowledge is masked by your ridiculous accents. You will not win your division this year and you probably won't even make the playoffs. Brady is only one person...and people are onto the most overrated coach in the history of the world. Keep living in the past man, it's sweet back there.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Patriots are bunch of cheaters and their fans, boy aren't you guys just the worst? It's a good thing your superiority complex and surprising lack of football knowledge is masked by your ridiculous accents. You will not win your division this year and you probably won't even make the playoffs. Brady is only one person...and people are onto the most overrated coach in the history of the world. Keep living in the past man, it's sweet back there.

"blah... blah blah blah... blah blah blah... blah... blah blah... blah blah blah... I'm a whiney ******... blah blah blah... blah blah... BLAH BLAH BLAH... blah... blah blah blah blah blah blah"

 

[Cape Brewing]

(and just as a side note... we actually had a ton of fun with this thread last year. It was all tongue-in-cheek and a bunch of us had fun with it. So, before people get their interwebs douchbag muscles on, go back and read some of what we did with this thread last year and if you can't have fun with it... feel free to go join in another thread).

 

[Airborneguy]

Best week of the season last year: Friday, at Yankees Stadium, watched my favorite team pummel the Red Sox. Sunday, at Giant's Stadium, watched my second favorite team beat the Pats and got to see Brady scrambling desperately like a little kid because he couldn't hear over the roaring fans.

Best weekend ever actually

 

[Cape Brewing]

Best week of the season last year: Friday, at Yankees Stadium, watched my favorite team pummel the Red Sox. Sunday, at Giant's Stadium, watched my second favorite team beat the Pats and got to see Brady scrambling desperately like a little kid because he couldn't hear over the roaring fans.

Best weekend ever actually

You should have a big plaque made up... commemorating what an awesome weekend it must have been. You can hang it in your home... and when people come over, you can walk them over to it an say things like, "Hey! Check out this cool plaque! It commemorates the the BEST WEEKEND... EVAH!!!"

Maybe call the local news team to come by and shoot some video of it?

Just sayin...

It sounds like an awesome weekend.... I would memorialize it.