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nice....

On a different note, anyone see the most dominant team of the millenium lay the smack down on the Phins yesterday?

It was beautiful, you could hear all of the Phins fans walking out, sounding like Rob Schnieder's hillbilly from The Waterboy...

"Ohhhhh no... wesuckagain!!"

Wow, I never thought I would hear someone brag about a win over the dolphins. Things must have gotten pretty bad for you lately. What's next? A party for beating the chiefs?
 
Meh, Fins are always a tough matchup. No shame in that. Division game. Besides, it was that damn Week 3 matchup that led to this whole Wildcat craze, so hopefully yesterday's spanking will remind people that it's not all that.
 
blah blah blah.... jealousness spewed by the great un-awesome masses.

Trailed int he 3rd quarter??? for what? 30 seconds???

And I didn't say they are the most dominant team THIS week... every team ebbs and flows. I'm just saying that the Pats are the most dominant team of this millenium.

True statement

And they took care of bid-niz on Sunday.

These are the facts of the case and they are undisputed.

And no amount of your little childish taunts are gonna change it.
 
And who said they were undefeated?!?! Put a couple more words in out mouths why don't you.

Hey, The Franchise was banged up, coming back from a massive knee injury that would cause any normal QB to retire and the Jets and Broncos (both road games for the Pats) freaking squeaked by... BARELY...

Now the Pats are healthy and starting to regain their form.

Which means ass-haa-whoooopin's for all.
 
A game in which you trailed in the third quarter is a spanking?

spanking... it was vicious.

The only reason the score wasn't a lot more lopsided is that Belichick caught so much guff from all of the crybabies back in 2007.

"booo hooo hooo... the Pats run up the score on everyone. They're big meanies!! I hate them!!! I'm gonna stomp my feet and pout until they stop scoring so many points!!! HMMMMPH!!"

So Belichick tries to keep the games at least in the same ballpark now.
 
Hmm, the most dominant team of this millennium buckles to crybabies?

Not buckles... made a concession to. The man doesn't have a heart of stone. Even Belichick feels bad for folks once in a while. I think he just put himself in the shoes of fans from other teams. He realized how humilating it must be to go into a game against the Pats knowing that, realistically, you have no shot at all. None. That's a hopeless feeling and Belichick doesn't what to hurt people THAT bad.

Besides, fans of other teams not going to their games because they knew they were just going to get slaughtered isn't a smart move financially. Give 'em a glimmer of hope, they come out to the stadium, the team makes a few bucks, the NFL makes a few bucks and ultimately, the Pats benefit a bit as well. Why shoot the customer in the foot by embarrasing their team EVERY week or every year??


Do you guys in the NE speak English or is it piss poor education?

Umm... yes.
 
Wow, I never thought I would hear someone brag about a win over the dolphins. Things must have gotten pretty bad for you lately. What's next? A party for beating the chiefs?

Err, Ravens lost to the Bengals

TWICE

ROFL

Ravens have been subjected to teh Belichick curse :D
 
... work day???? teaching elementary school special ed????

That's some pretty heavy trash talking!

cowboys=rubber, pats=glue, what you say bounces off of us and sticks to you. yada yada yada...
 
Now you know good and well that Patriot fans are not allowed around children!

... that's only true for children who will not grow up to be Pats fans. Having us around children who will be fans of other teams completely deflates any hopes and dreams they might have. If they get an up close look at our sheer awesomeness, they'll very quickly realize how pathetic and futile their own football team is and they lose the will to live.

It's actually the leading cause of adolescent suicide: not being as awesome as the Pats or Pats fans.

True story
 
Two words for you:

Wade

Phillips

Cape, you obviously don't understand the meaning of "trash talking". First, it's my "team=awesome, your team=suck", now this? Don't bother taking the time to remove your mouth from Thom's cock to blabber in this thread, because your trash talk is nothing but FAIL!
 
I'm sorry I cant hear ya'll through the roar of THREE Superbowl wins in my adult life, 21 wins in a row, the team of the decade and an undefeated regular season.

Oh I know they lost the big game due to three fluke plays in a row but PLEASE give me a call when one of the teams you are emotionally involved with wins 14 Mmmkay?

Kinda sucks huh? Looking up all the time strains the neck doesnt it?
 

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