Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

What's Minnesota like in February?

 

[WI_Wino]

It a waistland.

 

[bluemoose]

Mark it, Dude.

 

[day_trippr]

Looks like Rogers needs a new beard.
Sad...

 

[Cape Brewing]

She probably got fed up with being called, "Kevin" in bed.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Reported...intolerance

 

[GenIke]

I dont think anyone is sad to see little Miss Manshoulders take a hike. Personally, I hope he gets back together with either Destiny and/or Kevin.

 

[paulthenurse]

Pretty sure PTN holds down that title?

Hey, leave me out of this, I've been behaving myself.

 

[HoppyDaze]

A younger PTN?

 

[paulthenurse]

If, by younger, you mean last week then you got me. Where did your mom go, she was doing a pretty bad job of aiming just a moment before?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ha! Now Beast Mode wants to play with the GOAT and get a ring??

Only if he's willing to play for the league min

 

[bluemoose]

I'm all about that action, boss.

 

[user 574]

He seems more like a Green Bay metro kind of guy

 

[HoppyDaze]

If, by younger, you mean last week then you got me. Where did your mom go, she was doing a pretty bad job of aiming just a moment before?

Can someone translate this?

 

[paulthenurse]

No

 

[paulthenurse]

By way of explanation...
I had just come from a meeting with my academic advisor who was less than thrilled at my absolute refusal to continue on for my PhD.
A. I'm 58 years old. Save the spot for a young NILF.
B. Being a Dr Nurse is just f'ing stupid. "Sorry, Dr Nurse X."
C. I've been your ***** for four years, I'm done.
D. New brewery just down the street from the University. And some of their stuff is good.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

D. New brewery just down the street from the University. And some of their stuff is good.

Whats their logo look like?

 

[paulthenurse]

A lot like Hoppy...
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[TheDudeLebowski]

A lot like Hoppy...
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A load of rocks?

 

[paulthenurse]

Gawd Dammmmm
It was Titty Tuesday today at the University. Got to love the first warm day of the year. Makes me glad to be a dirty old man.

 

[day_trippr]

It was only a week or so late, but it has been lovely here of late.

Aaaanyway, while watching the Killer B's try to get through the first round (could be tough) at the same time the Red Sox put a knuckleballer out there with no knuckleball ("Batting Practice! Wheeee!") my thoughts turned to football...

...and 19-0.

Of all the Super Bowls the New England Patriots have won throughout the Tom Brady and Bill Belichick, this will easily go down as the greatest when seeing everything they had to overcome just to be in this position. Not only did the Patriots have to deal with playing the first four games of the year without Brady due to suspension, But Belichick’s squad found themselves in an unimaginable situation when they found themselves trailing 28-3 late in the third quarter.

Instead of giving up and calling it quits, New England rallied behind Brady and stellar play by the defense to pull off the thrilling 34-28 win in overtime. To watch the Patriots rally after trailing by 25 points to win the way they did was simply unbelievable, and the perfect way to end what’s been a crazy season.

Brady was a man on a mission ever since he was eligible to return in Week 5 to prove Roger Goodell was wrong to suspend him over the first month of the season, and the future Hall of Famer certainly got the last laugh after the Patriots won their fifth Super Bowl in franchise history. What’s even more scary to think about on New England’s end is Brady still seems capable of playing at least three or four more years, which is why they deserve to be favorites heading into the 2017 season.

[Random Power Rating - that one's from FOX Sports - but they're all like that.]

Latest Odds:

New England Patriots +$400 (4 to 1)
Dallas Cowboys +$1,100 (11 to 1)
Atlanta Falcons +$1,200 (12 to 1)
Green Bay Packers +$1,200 (12 to 1)
Seattle Seahawks +$1,200 (12 to 1)
Denver Broncos +$1,500 (15 to 1)


Meh. New Year, Same Story.

The only thing The GOAT Coach and The GOAT Quarterback haven't yet accomplished together is....

The Perfect Season.

Patriots have already trademarked 19-0 in every form imaginable...

Cheers! (Cape should have the hotel and flights booked by now )

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

TMDTOTM Problems

 

[paulthenurse]

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[GenIke]

2012 called and they want their meme back.

 

[h22lude]

2012 called and they want their meme back.

Wow, Brady knew they would win the 2014 super bowl back in 2012. That's impressive.

 

[bluemoose]

Don't bother, you can't fix stupid.

 

[HoppyDaze]

did you think of that one all by yourself?

 

[bluemoose]

Happy Tom Brady draft day everyone. Hope you all had the opportunity to relax in your under armor PJs and Uggs today, before eating a high protein vegan meal with avocado ice cream.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Happy 65th to the GOAT.

 

[day_trippr]

Ahahaha!!

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[paulthenurse]

Abdul is my new hero.

(Don't just smile when you look at that picture, read his response to ESPN's request to use it.)

 

[smurfjuice]

Abdul is such a cheery lad ...

 

[HoppyDaze]

We got one legged military heroes finishing the race, people who survived the attack, women breaking records...and this absolute POS. What do you ******** post about? Him. I guess this is the obnoxious football threads, but it doesn't make you suck any less.

 

[day_trippr]

Knucklehead, The Boston Marathon discussion is in the Masshole thread.
Pku...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I've got a tax question.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hoppy R Blockhead

 

[stratslinger]

Looks like the Pats are about to pick the Bills pockets for the second offseason in a row. Hope Gillislee works out at least as well in 2017 as Hogan did in 2016!

 

[HoppyDaze]

I've got a tax question.

You cannot claim your mother; I already did.

 

[paulthenurse]

Claim jumper. Parker Schnable would kick your azz.

 

[stratslinger]

And now they extend White and get Butler to sign his tender. It's actually getting embarrassing, how badly they're set to obliterate the league next Fall and Winter...