Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[jbaysurfer]

How retarded do you have to be to openly root for the most blantant and egregious cheating team the NFL has ever seen and get so uber-butthurt that someone actually mentioned you were caught cheating.

LMFAO. I'm so going back to this schtick. Nothing your team has accomplished in the last 15 years is worth sh!t because the whole world outside your stinking little hovel knows they cheated to get there.

Long live the rules, cheaters and their apologists.....get fvcked.

 

[GenIke]

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It's cool how that graphic puts them in the order by manliness.

 

[bluemoose]

Dan Marino has a small penis.

 

[paulthenurse]

How retarded do you have to be to openly root for the most blantant and egregious cheating team the NFL has ever seen and get so uber-butthurt that someone actually mentioned you were caught cheating.

LMFAO. I'm so going back to this schtick. Nothing your team has accomplished in the last 15 years is worth sh!t because the whole world outside your stinking little hovel knows they cheated to get there.

Long live the rules, cheaters and their apologists.....get fvcked.

You mad Bro?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Dan Marino has a small penis.

Wasn't he caught with kiddy porn?

 

[jammin]

You mad Bro?

oh he's def. mad

the level butthurt in this one is full on prolapsed rectum

 

[h22lude]

You mad Bro?

Yup I would say so hahaha

He likes to stick with that cheating thing but can't bring proof to the table. Real big of him to call people *********s. Gotta love the bandwagon haters lol

 

[Cape Brewing]

Shhhhhhhhh!!!

Watching Replay on NFL Network... Only two minutes left and the Pats are up by four and I wanna see how this ends.

 

[paulthenurse]

I usually hate this time of year. Basketball sucks and I get sad when I watch hockey since I blew out my knee and can't play anymore. It's a long freaking month till pitchers and catchers report. But it's going to be much easier this year. Instead of having nothing worth watching, we have the game on DVR and the even better YouTube videos of Hoppy and his ilk's souls being stomped on by a guy who was selling sneakers at Foot Locker till Bill Belichick (the greatest coach and talent evaluator of all time) gave him a jingle.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Cape,
How did that game end?

 

[Cape Brewing]

You wouldn't believe me if I told you

 

[day_trippr]

It had a wonderful ending!

This was the "Miked Up" footage. Great stuff - the NFL is full of head cases.

And Edelman is totally a maniac. God love him and keep his brain from scrambling...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

You wouldn't believe me if I told you

No I will. I promise. What happened?

 

[HoppyDaze]

No I will. I promise. What happened?

Eldelman crushed an ugly whore and she posted it on Tinder

 

[paulthenurse]

Now you're just sounding jealous.

Pissed off and butt hurt works better for you.

 

[GenIke]

I was wondering if that guy liked chicks. It's tough to tell when he wears skinny jeans and a v-neck .

 

[user 574]

3) how the debate about whether or not Belichick is the greatest coach ever is now over and it is Belichick in a landslide.

Shula, Gibbs, Walsh, Holmgren...all better

Uhm think you're forgetting Lombardi. .900 playoff record, 5 championships in 9 years and dude died 2 years after retiring just to prove a point.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Just like JoePa

 

[user 574]

lol

 

[user 574]

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wahht is going on with Montana's hair-do there? He looks like a 60's batman show adversary.

Anyway, I'll say it. Brady belongs in the top of the top. And now that he has made it to the pinnacle he deserves to trade-in for a hotter supermodel now since Gisele is a pretentious skank.

 

[Darwin18]

Belicheck greatest coach ever? Check his record before Brady. That's like saying Tony Dungy is a great coach. Having an all-time great QB covers a LOT of holes.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Belicheck greatest coach ever? Check his record before Brady. That's like saying Tony Dungy is a great coach. Having an all-time great QB covers a LOT of holes.

Really?? Tony Dungy is now Belichick's equiv? Come on.

I think Belichick's name absolutely belongs in the conversation but even I wouldn't fight hard to name him THE best ever. He doesn't have the win totals that some of the big names that come to mind do. He certainly has the Super Bowls and I think you can easily make an argument that he's done it in a much more difficult era given free agency and even as something as basic as the number of teams.

Thing is.... he's not done.

And gimme a effin break on "ewww he had Brady". Name a "best coach" candidate who didn't have a monster player on their team.

Brady on the other hand.... there is no debate. That debate is over.

 

[bluemoose]

Relevant facts

 

[finsfan]

Name a "best coach" candidate who didn't have a monster player on their team.

Joe Gibbs

 

[Darwin18]

I'll concede that Belicheck is in the top-10 of NFL coaches of all time, however I think a significant portion of the teams success should be attributed to Brady. Life without Brady is coming soon so Belicheck will get his chance to prove it. He's certainly not taking any analyst jobs.

 

[finsfan]

I'll concede that Belicheck is in the top-10 of NFL coaches of all time, however I think a significant portion of the teams success should be attributed to Brady. Life without Brady is coming soon so Belicheck will get his chance to prove it. He's certainly not taking any analyst jobs.

I wouldnt be surprised if he retired when Brady does. Great way to solidify his legacy.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Oh...and the Pats are cheaters.

 

[finsfan]

We could go back and forth for years about who the greatest coach, QB, player of all time is. The one thing we cant debate is who the greatest team of all time is (you know, considering this IS a team sport).

 

[Darwin18]

I wouldnt be surprised if he retired when Brady does. Great way to solidify his legacy.

Agreed. Then the Pats can slink back into mediocrity with the rest of us in the AFC East.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I'll concede that Belicheck is in the top-10 of NFL coaches of all time, however I think a significant portion of the teams success should be attributed to Brady. Life without Brady is coming soon so Belicheck will get his chance to prove it. He's certainly not taking any analyst jobs.

Belichick kept him on the team as a 4th string quarterback. Rewritten history says that he fought to keep him. Not just the offensive coaching team. So there would probably be no Brady without Belichick.