Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[motobrewer]

Dude, make a meme! And post another pic of your dog!

some awesome oregon on oregon violence going on in this thread.

i have to say, i'm pretty happy about it

 

[motobrewer]

Generally the only time you see an Oregon decal on a vehicle is when it's a very large truck that never has a spot of dirt on it, not a single dent and has obviously never been used for a day's work since it rolled off the assembly line.

if it makes you feel any better, hoppy never went there.

 

[day_trippr]

if it makes you feel any better, hoppy never went there.

^Relevant fact

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

some awesome oregon on oregon violence going on in this thread.



i have to say, i'm pretty happy about it

It has to be expected after that kind of trouncing. The first thing bandwagoners do after a trouncing is turn on their own.

I've seen it a million times.

 

[HoppyDaze]

he lives in Washington you fvcktards or do you guys think that's part of Oregon?

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's up there in grunge/plaid/hipster/pork pie hat/latte drinking dinkville part of the country.

All the same

 

[bluemoose]

Wait, he's from Washington? Shouldn't he be a Redskins fan???

 

[Punity]

Wait, he's from Washington? Shouldn't he be a Redskins fan???

Your grasp of geography is terrifying.

 

[Cape Brewing]

(whispering) I think he was joking... it's that kinda thread

 

[HoppyDaze]

Wait, he's from Washington? Shouldn't he be a Redskins fan???

Racism....reported

 

[Punity]

(whispering) I think he was joking... it's that kinda thread

What? I've completely underestimated this thread. I thought this was all facts based.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No.... You're way off.

MY posts are all 100% fact but unfortunately there are very very few on this thread that have the same level of integrity.

 

[bluemoose]

I think this is deceptive. I am checking in as an eligible poster with 100% integrity. I would say hoppy is ineligible, and Punity is just plain hoppy.

 

[day_trippr]

I think this is deceptive. I am checking in as an eligible poster with 100% integrity. I would say hoppy is ineligible, and Punity is just plain hoppy.

LOL!

Speaking of Hoppy...Did anyone get an Amber Alert going yet?

Cheers!

 

[bluemoose]

Think he's "accounting his ass off" to cover the bets he laid?

 

[ChshreCat]

Hey... you can insult me about my team. You can question my intelligence, my manhood and my taste in beer. You can even bring up my mama. But when you mistake me for someone from Oregon THAT'S GOING TO FECKING FAR, MAN!!!!

 

[Accidic]

It has to be expected after that kind of trouncing. The first thing bandwagoners do after a trouncing is turn on their own.

I've seen it a million times.

Sounds like experience to me....

 

[Cape Brewing]

Well... Yeah... If you have seen something happen a million times, that's kinda what the word "experience" means.

They have this website now... It's called "google". You can look up words and everything. You should totally check it out.

 

[GenIke]

One thing we all can agree on is the NFL and America as a whole would prefer a Packers/Pats match up for the super bowl.

 

[day_trippr]

[In recognition of the 26000th post in this thread, cue "Hoppy's Aneurism"]

Of course.

Might happen, too, but only if GB holds up it's side of the bargain.

How's that calf muscle today?

Cheers!

 

[ChshreCat]

LOL... Seattle is the new America's Team and we all know it. Everyone loves us. A Seahawk scrimmage would get higher ratings than Pats/Packers.

 

[day_trippr]

Actually, America thinks most of the Seahawks are bound for the penal system, play in a stadium designed to hold 67000 noxious screaming bandwagoners more interested in breaking Guinness Records than having a clue about the game, with a coach that's hepped up on goofballs and formaldehyde.

Other than all that, yeah, the whole country loves your team :rockin:

Cheers!

 

[jbaysurfer]

Actually, America thinks most of the Seahawks are bound for the penal system, play in a stadium designed to hold 67000 noxious screaming bandwagoners more interested in breaking Guinness Records than having a clue about the game, with a coach that's hepped up on goofballs and formaldehyde.

Is it weird that I pictured this guy saying "Go Hawks" after reading this?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Actually, America thinks most of the Seahawks are bound for the penal system, play in a stadium designed to hold 67000 noxious screaming bandwagoners more interested in breaking Guinness Records than having a clue about the game, with a coach that's hepped up on goofballs and formaldehyde.



Other than all that, yeah, the whole country loves your team :rockin:



Cheers!

Actually KC is the fan base worried about records. We just happen to break them during amazing playoff moments. So shut your stupid whore mouth

 

[ChshreCat]

A peek inside the front offices of the Packers...

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x12ZfLJxPl4[/ame]

 

[day_trippr]

Hoppy Lives!

Cheers! ("Yay!" )

[Wait - does that mean the aspiring felons and whacked out coach parts were spot-on? ]
[Oh - and Cat - that was perilously close to a Godwin's Law invocation. Ve vil be vatching you...]

 

[Punity]

Hey... you can insult me about my team. You can question my intelligence, my manhood and my taste in beer. You can even bring up my mama. But when you mistake me for someone from Oregon THAT'S GOING TO FECKING FAR, MAN!!!!

Gotta agree with you that's low even for this thread.

 

[Punity]

Actually, America thinks most of the Seahawks are bound for the penal system, play in a stadium designed to hold 67000 noxious screaming bandwagoners more interested in breaking Guinness Records than having a clue about the game, with a coach that's hepped up on goofballs and formaldehyde.

Other than all that, yeah, the whole country loves your team :rockin:

Cheers!

So exactly like the 90s cowboys cool we are doing something right.

 

[day_trippr]

So, you guys up there in Washington are like permanently stoned now?

Cheers!

 

[Punity]

So, you guys up there in Washington are like permanently stoned now?

Cheers!

Weed jokes.....c'mon man you are better than that it's 2015 grandpa.

Only on the weekends jeez, some of us work.