Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[motobrewer]

mcbrewskie you edited the hell out of your post. just sayin'

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey Moto... Hey... Sorry. Didn't want to interrupt. Just letting you know I am still waiting for an explanation of how you came up with 14.

Waiting patiently with love,
Cape.

 

[McBrewskie]

dude, he's got dreds. he'll be ok.

We will see. Nothing better over the last few years than watching the Niner defense knock out running backs. That hit on Pierre Thomas still gives me a blue vainer.

 

[motobrewer]

oh, cape's back! alto, only back to talk about some random tangent instead of addressing the main point of our discussion.

1934 to 1947. baby. old? sure. made up? f--k no!

 

[motobrewer]

We will see. Nothing better over the last few years than watching the Niner defense knock out running backs. That hit on Pierre Thomas still gives me a blue vainer.

dude. you have serious problems.

 

[Cape Brewing]

oh, cape's back! alto, only back to talk about some random tangent instead of addressing the main point of our discussion. 1934 to 1947. baby. old? sure. made up? f--k no!

Wow. I don't even need to mock how hilarious that is!!

 

[McBrewskie]

dude. you have serious problems.

Football is a violent game, that's why we all watch it.

 

[Punity]

Dear god you're being an idiot. I have made clear that Rodgers could win the game. I'm not being overly confident at all. I find it hilarious that you are convinced the Niners will lose. Seattle fans are seriously the ****ing worst. What the **** is wrong with you people? Nice city, good beer and food, good football team, always nice when I visit, but you're all belligerent arrogant loud mouth overly confident cocksuckers as fans.

So angry and the irony of your last sentence is hilarious.

Yea bad on me for thinking the niners will lose. Bad bad seattle fan for not rooting for the niners. Ill lend a little more credit to Rodgers and Lacey being able to overcome -50 weather or whatever the hell it'll be then the Baycity squad.

 

[motobrewer]

because, you can't! hahaha! that old streak is irrelevant, sure. but it wasn't made up.

we have a recent streak that ties yours. so, cute. good job. i think the patriots want to grow up to be the packers.

 

[Cape Brewing]

"1934-1947"

Actual quote from Moto.

Classic

 

[Punity]

"1934-1947"

Actual quote from Moto.

Classic

Hold on let me ask my grandpa if he remembers.

 

[McBrewskie]

So angry and the irony of your last sentence is hilarious.

Yea bad on me for thinking the niners will lose. Bad bad seattle fan for not rooting for the niners. Ill lend a little more credit to Rodgers and Lacey being able to overcome -50 weather or whatever the hell it'll be then the Baycity squad.

Didn't say you need to root for them, just hilarious you said you were being realistic but are absolutely confident the packers will win.

 

[motobrewer]

Football is a violent game, that's why we all watch it.

Um. Not really. Bro. Have fun getting hard-ons from male on male violence. That's not creepy at all.

 

[motobrewer]

"1934-1947"

Actual quote from Moto.

Classic

what can i say, packers fans don't lie.

patriots fans do on a minute-by-minute basis.

 

[McBrewskie]

Um. Not really. Bro. Have fun getting hard-ons from male on male violence. That's not creepy at all.

Actually it is really. The popularity of the game has been a result of the violence of the game over the years. The hits and all of that are absolutely why people watch.

 

[motobrewer]

yeah dude! that's why the XFL took off like it did!!! more violence = mo money!

moron.

 

[motobrewer]

oh! i've figured it out!

mcbrewskie is just a dumb football fan! he's not an actual football fan - he's just a dumb football fan!

i get it now. makes sense

 

[McBrewskie]

yeah dude! that's why the XFL took off like it did!!! more violence = mo money!

moron.

It's pretty much undeniable that violence was a key factor in making the NFL as popular as it is. The XFL failed due to the product being ****.

 

[Cape Brewing]

what can i say, packers fans don't lie. patriots fans do on a minute-by-minute basis.

No... NO!!! You just FCKING said "1934-1947"!!!! You need to STFU and sit in timeout for five minutes and think about what you did wrong!! Nahhhh!!!! Naaaahhhhh!!! No lip!!! Go!! Five minutes in timeout!

 

[Mongrel]

Actually it is really. The popularity of the game has been a result of the violence of the game over the years. The hits and all of that are absolutely why people watch.

For your fap collection

 

[HoppyDaze]

Have you guys watched Human Centipede 2 yet? Better watch it. Moto is the main character and McBrewski is his father.

 

[motobrewer]

No... NO!!! You just FCKING said "1934-1947"!!!! You need to STFU and sit in timeout for five minutes and think about what you did wrong!! Nahhhh!!!! Naaaahhhhh!!! No lip!!! Go!! Five minutes in timeout!

i dont....i dont even....

 

[motobrewer]

It's pretty much undeniable that violence was a key factor in making the NFL as popular as it is. The XFL failed due to the product being ****.

but, but, you said....violence = popular. XFL had moar (sic) violence. then you said, XFL was ****.

i love it when people disprove themselves. it makes things so much easier.

 

[Punity]

Didn't say you need to root for them, just hilarious you said you were being realistic but are absolutely confident the packers will win.

So I can't be confident and realistic at the same time. Got it

 

[HoppyDaze]

http://deadspin.com/10-sports-vines-that-will-restore-your-faith-in-humanit-1491758662?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

 

[finsfan]

http://deadspin.com/10-sports-vines-that-will-restore-your-faith-in-humanit-1491758662?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

relevant

 

[Cape Brewing]

Okay.... That was funny

 

[Punity]

Holy F***! He is alive.

 

[motobrewer]

you forgot the best one!

https://vine.co/v/hVWbYWJh5bO

 

[McBrewskie]

but, but, you said....violence = popular. XFL had moar (sic) violence. then you said, XFL was ****.

i love it when people disprove themselves. it makes things so much easier.

You're a complete moron. I've never fully realized how completely you fulfill the role of court jester for this thread.