Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Homercidal]

Just be thankful y'all aren't Lions fans...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just be thankful y'all aren't Lions fans...

I'm actually wayyyy more thankful that I don't use "y'all" in sentences unless I'm horribly mocking someone from Mississippi

 

[bluemoose]

I'm actually wayyyy more thankful that I don't use "y'all" in sentences unless I'm horribly mocking someone from Mississippi

Don't be uppity bro!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Don't be uppity bro!

Gall dang it! Ya done caught me red handed!

(Y'all is just a pet peeve of mine since my sister-in-law says it all the time. Drives me crazy. She's from freakin JERSEY. "But I lived down South".... Virginia... 20 minutes outta DC, isn't effin "Down south"!!! )

 

[motobrewer]

hey, let's not minimize the hilariousness of the lions implosion. 1-6 in the last 7 games, while the rest of the division was falling apart around them.

 

[Homercidal]

I just thank God it's over. I am tired of the missed throws, the dropped passes, the fumbles, the bad kicks, the injuries, the penalties, Jim Schwartz.f

If the Lions were real lions it would be like a lion spotting two wildebeests stuck in a mud pit, only to fall in a volcano on the way to eat them.

 

[HoppyDaze]

You guys need to turn down the suck in this thread. It's like you don't even play football...

 

[Cape Brewing]

You guys need to turn down the suck in this thread. It's like you don't even play football...

It gets like this every year... Once most of the league no longer OFFICIALLY has a chance, people get tired of watching the Pats dominate and they fade into the background.

I'm used to seeing it at this point.

 

[Punity]

Should this thread be locked for the bye week?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Should this thread be locked for the bye week?

Nah.... It gives people an extra week to admire and comment on the season the Pats have had during what was really a rebuilding year.

Started more rookies than any other team and has more pro-bowlers on IR than any other team.... And they're the two seed.

Ridiculous.

We're so spoiled up here in Mass. Oh.., and for giggles we'll toss an MLB championship on there. WTF. Why not?

 

[TrickyDick]

Lions fire Jim Schwartz! hooray! About time they canned him and his crap attitude.

Be interesting to see who his replacement is. http://www.mlive.com/lions/index.ssf/2013/12/10_potential_coaching_candidat.html

TD

 

[user 574]

I just thank God it's over. I am tired of the missed throws, the dropped passes, the fumbles, the bad kicks, the injuries, the penalties, Jim Schwartz.f

If the Lions were real lions it would be like a lion spotting two wildebeests stuck in a mud pit, only to fall in a volcano on the way to eat them.

Schwartz has to be the most worthy coach to get canned from those that lost their job today. Makes no sense how Lions aren't much better with the roster talent. Lets see if the front office actually hires a competent one.

 

[bob1852]

I'm used to seeing it at this point.

Just like you're not used to winning Super Bowl's at this point.

 

[TrickyDick]

Seems they have a clue. I totally agree the talent and w-l record are out of sorts. I think its a lack of discipline fostered by Schwartz

 

[bluemoose]

Wonder if Harbaugh would hire him.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Nah.... It gives people an extra week to admire and comment on the season the Pats have had during what was really a rebuilding year.

Started more rookies than any other team and has more pro-bowlers on IR than any other team.... And they're the two seed.

Ridiculous.

We're so spoiled up here in Mass. Oh.., and for giggles we'll toss an MLB championship on there. WTF. Why not?

Yeah...that Pats team is really good.

 

[TrickyDick]

wonder if harbaugh would hire him.

lol!

 

[Cape Brewing]

We should all PM Finsfan and make sure he's okay. Its been a while since he's posted. I hope nothing is wrong

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah...that Pats team is really good.

I know... That's what I was saying.

 

[motobrewer]

let's play a game called "guess what year it is".

hint: the patriots didn't win the superbowl.

 

[motobrewer]

the patriots are like white noise in the playoffs. some errant signal from some ****ty division on the east coast.

 

[Cape Brewing]

let's play a game called "guess what year it is". hint: the patriots didn't win the superbowl.

LOL... See? That's the thing.... You guys think that is a dig... The Pats are the only team where you can say that for and have it even make sense. Most teams just try not to totally suck... The Pats? They don't win the SB and it is a surprise and a "failure".

Great stat put up during the game yesterday that illustrates my point:

Teams with the longest streak of winning seasons:

1) Patriots... 13!

Next closest was Green Bay with effin 3 or something. It's ridiculous.

 

[Cape Brewing]

the patriots are like white noise in the playoffs. some errant signal from some ****ty division on the east coast.

LOL!! Add up the wins for the AFC East, then add up the wins for the joke NFC North and then come talk to me.

LOL!!!! The Packers won it because they were a TIE better than 500


Bwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhah!!

 

[Homercidal]

Schwartz has to be the most worthy coach to get canned from those that lost their job today. Makes no sense how Lions aren't much better with the roster talent. Lets see if the front office actually hires a competent one.

Well, that's the SOP for the Detroit Lions:

a) rebuild team with plenty of talent
b) flirt with making playoffs
c) raise fans hopes
d) crush fans hops
e) repeat

 

[motobrewer]

except, our streak is 15. (edit, 14).

congratulations on another BPS dropout making up records the patriots own.

 

[motobrewer]

LOL!! Add up the wins for the AFC East, then add up the wins for the joke NFC North and then come talk to me.

LOL!!!! The Packers won it because they were a TIE better than 500


Bwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhah!!

we played half the season without our starting quarterback. Matt Flynn got us into the playoffs.

 

[Cape Brewing]

except, our streak is 15. congratulations on another BPS dropout making up records the patriots own.

LOL!! Really?

What was the Pack's record in '08??

Whhhhhhoooooooooops.

"Our streak is 15". LOL!!

Classic Moto.

 

[McBrewskie]

Should this thread be locked for the bye week?

Considering the last three teams to win the god damned thing didn't have a bye I'd say probably not.

 

[Cape Brewing]

What was '06? '05?

15!!! Oh... Sorry. Edit to 14!!

Haha!!!!

Do you actually wear the big floppy clown shoes too?

 

[motobrewer]

wait, what the f--k are you even talking about? Dallas has 20. 1966-1985.

christ you really should repeat the 4th grade.