Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[finsfan]

Haha...once you start using turrible (Charles Barkley voice) it's very difficult to stop.

Very true, I found myself using it too much in the past

 

[HoppyDaze]

hey dicksh!ts....quit calling each other bandwagon fans. It's lazy

 

[Darwin18]

Tell us more regional pseudo-rascist colloquialisms.

 

[finsfan]

hey dicksh!ts....quit calling each other bandwagon fans. It's lazy

What a bandwagoner

 

[MrNickVT]

Niners fans change like their Qbs. From okay to awful!

 

[day_trippr]

I don't even know why I waste my time with band wagon fans. You talk about your team's history and ownership with regards to future playoffs, and then decide to pick and choose Kraft and the years you want to look at. Hmm...what might the future hold once Brady and Belichick check out...might the team's past be somewhat important? No, no not at all. Continue with your delusions.

I realize you're handicapped by an NC education and all, and then there's all that brain damage that slamming your head against the walls while "rooting" for the JETS must incur....But maybe you can find someone to read the post you couldn't comprehend on your own and explain to you that it was clearly referencing the frickin' future of the Patriots, and had absolutely nothing to do with the deceased Bill Sullivan and James Orthwein.

Seriously dude, a box of rocks has more going on than you today.
Maybe you should cut back a little?

Cheers!

 

[McBrewskie]

Niners fans change like their Qbs. From okay to awful!

Who's this fucking asshole?

 

[finsfan]

Who's this fucking asshole?

Pretty sneaking thing you did here, nice

 

[HoppyDaze]

Tell us more regional pseudo-rascist colloquialisms.

You ever of a "Brobrah"?

It's a Sally ass California dude who roots for the Niners. Hella bra!

 

[ChshreCat]

I think the difference is venue. I thought my statement of that was pretty clear. You should stop paying attention since your team's season, like every other one of their season for almost 30 years has completely gone to ****.

Says the guy who's a member of a fan base that needs an email reminder of how to be a football fan. Remember... you're supposed to wear team colors and should try to show up for the start of the game. Oh, and don't make noise when your team is trying to talk. LOL

 

[Punity]

Here you go Mcbrewskie since you probably didn't get the memo, ya know since you quit following the sport and all.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Says the guy who's a member of a fan base that needs an email reminder of how to be a football fan. Remember... you're supposed to wear team colors and should try to show up for the start of the game. Oh, and don't make noise when your team is trying to talk. LOL

They think the sucking sounds from the men's bathrooms is enough to pump up their defense

 

[ChshreCat]

oooo-ahhhh! ooo-ahhh! LOL

 

[finsfan]

Here you go Mcbrewskie since you probably didn't get the memo, ya know since you quit following the sport and all.

wow, this is pathetic! and this is coming from a dolphins fan!

 

[Punity]

oooo-ahhhh! ooo-ahhh! LOL

Dammit man get it right it Ahhh-oooo how the hell are they gonna know its a first down if you muck up the chant.

 

[ChshreCat]

Oh wait... I got that wrong. I guess I don't have what it takes to be a whiner fan.

ahhhh-oooo ahhh-oooo... sounds like a script from a porno.

 

[Punity]

They think the sucking sounds from the men's bathrooms is enough to pump up their defense

Like a Nike air?

 

[ChshreCat]

 

[HoppyDaze]

Like a Nike air?

Jealous? I think so

 

[McBrewskie]

Says the guy who's a member of a fan base that needs an email reminder of how to be a football fan. Remember... you're supposed to wear team colors and should try to show up for the start of the game. Oh, and don't make noise when your team is trying to talk. LOL

Our fans suck. I'll admit it. Majority of them are clowns who know dick about football.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Our fans suck. I'll admit it. Majority of them are clowns who know dick about football.

Zing! I think they do know dick though.

 

[McBrewskie]

Oh wait... I got that wrong. I guess I don't have what it takes to be a whiner fan.

ahhhh-oooo ahhh-oooo... sounds like a script from a porno.

Oh Jesus, "whiner fan"? That **** is so played out. Just like Seacocks or whatever other dumb**** nicknames idiots come up with. Whiner fan, seachickens, tardinals, belicheat, fudgepackers, etc etc. Get out of here with that weak ass ***** fart ****.

 

[McBrewskie]

Zing! I think they do know dick though.

Yeah, we got queer fans, they cheer and follow their team just like straight ones.

 

[emjay]

Yeah, we got queer fans, they cheer and follow their team just like straight ones.

Is that why the first down chant apparently sounds like you've all got dicks ravaging your asses?

 

[McBrewskie]

Is that why the first down chant apparently sounds like you've all got dicks ravaging your asses?

That's really perceptive of you actually. You must recognize the first down chant as the sound your mother makes when you penetrate her ass.

 

[emjay]

That's really perceptive of you actually. You must recognize the first down chant as the sound my mother makes when you penetrate her ass.

Exactly.

 

[HoppyDaze]

haha emjay does sex on his moms butt

 

[finsfan]

haha emjay does sex on his moms butt

Illiterate

 

[Darwin18]

Turrible.

 

[Punity]

Illiterate

Maybe that's how it happens? Would be awkward for the girl/boyfriend though.

 

[stratslinger]

Well, I suppose it was only a matter of time...

Jerod's All Pro Mayo

 

[MrNickVT]

Well, I suppose it was only a matter of time... Jerod's All Pro Mayo

Let's all hope the only place that hits the market, is the exactly where it will stay!

 

[day_trippr]

Let's all hope the only place that hits the market, is the exactly where it will stay!

Um...what?

On a more serious note, the sports world is waiting for Antonio Smith to determine if Jacksonville spied on Houston to win tonight's game...

Cheers!

 

[finsfan]

Um...what?

On a more serious note, the sports world is waiting for Antonio Smith to determine if Jacksonville spied on Houston to win tonight's game...

Cheers!

You would know something about that, huh?

 

[day_trippr]

Yup. Sure as heck you can bet the entire Spygate-2 operation was up and running to allow New England to beat Houston.
And as it clearly worked so well the Kraft organization rented it out to the Jags. Hey - a buck's a buck!

You're really not very good at this, ya know...

Cheers though

 

[h22lude]

Yup. Sure as heck you can bet the entire Spygate-2 operation was up and running to allow New England to beat Houston.
And as it clearly worked so well the Kraft organization rented it out to the Jags. Hey - a buck's a buck!

You're really not very good at this, ya know...

Cheers though

He's a dolphins fan, they aren't good at anything.

 

[finsfan]

Yup. Sure as heck you can bet the entire Spygate-2 operation was up and running to allow New England to beat Houston.
And as it clearly worked so well the Kraft organization rented it out to the Jags. Hey - a buck's a buck!

You're really not very good at this, ya know...

Cheers though

Did I say they helped the Jags? Another illiterate.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Motor hasn't been back since the coonass incident. I sure hope he's OK

 

[finsfan]

Motor hasn't been back since the coonass incident. I sure hope he's OK

Who is motor?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Who is motor?

Some Cajun dude