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That was an incredible finish for the New England Patriots. After trying to give the game away, they stole that game in the last 75 seconds with no time outs.

Awesome.

Cheers!
 
Wow. All hail Brady, best QB of his generation.

Relevant fact. Srs

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Look at how excited the Patriots fans are about a home win in week six. Oh, the irony!

Your luck will run out soon enough.
 
Now... don't get me wrong... there really is no negative to come out of yesterday's just-another-day-at-Gillette win but... IF there was one negative, it was that the big play at the end is now overshadowing one of the greatest sack-celebration-dances of all time.

Chandler Jones has now set the bar.

BOOK IT
 
I had to yell at a (good natured) client who called me up today to chat about the Pats game. First words out of his mouth were "That reciever's hurt again!" I told him to hang up the phone, call me right back, and start our conversation all over again - that he wasn't allowed to call up with any ******* complaints after what the Pats pulled off yesterday.
 
Nahhhhhh... Amendola is tough as nails... should be back any second.

I don't know what was worse... watching Amendola get hurt... AGAIN... knowing the chorus of lubed up Pats haters are going to circle jerk all over themselves with "We tolllllld you Amendola would get hurt!!"... as if they have a magic crystal ball and could have predicted him getting knnnnnnnocked da fug out yesterday...

or..

watching Welker drop every hugely important pass that ever came to him.
 
by the way... did anone happen to catch Brady's press conference after the game? He was rocking the big white V-neck sweater thing... He looked dashing... c'mon... let's all be comfortable in our sexuality, be adults, and just admit it... as well as one of the best ever to play the game, he's a damn handsome man. I can admit that.

Peyton may have the stats this year but he can't pull off that sweater.
 
by the way... did anone happen to catch Brady's press conference after the game? He was rocking the big white V-neck sweater thing... He looked dashing... c'mon... let's all be comfortable in our sexuality, be adults, and just admit it... as well as one of the best ever to play the game, he's a damn handsome man. I can admit that.

Peyton may have the stats this year but he can't pull off that sweater.

Bradys hair is quite luxurious
 
by the way... did anone happen to catch Brady's press conference after the game? He was rocking the big white V-neck sweater thing... He looked dashing... c'mon... let's all be comfortable in our sexuality, be adults, and just admit it... as well as one of the best ever to play the game, he's a damn handsome man. I can admit that.

Peyton may have the stats this year but he can't pull off that sweater.

I have no problems with you being comfortable about being sexually attracted to Tom Brady. A great step forward and congrats on coming out! :fro:
 
Did anyone else notice, after Amendola got knocked out, he was walking into the locker room with the coaches and all of sudden spun around like he heard something and was ready to fight? Did he get sh!t talk from his own sideline?
 
Krovitz said:
Did anyone else notice, after Amendola got knocked out, he was walking into the locker room with the coaches and all of sudden spun around like he heard something and was ready to fight? Did he get sh!t talk from his own sideline?

Nah, he heard the bell and was ready to go back in.

By the way, I will be retiring my patriots sweatshirt and wearing a white v-neck sweater on game day.
 
by the way... did anone happen to catch Brady's press conference after the game? He was rocking the big white V-neck sweater thing... He looked dashing... c'mon... let's all be comfortable in our sexuality, be adults, and just admit it... as well as one of the best ever to play the game, he's a damn handsome man. I can admit that.

Peyton may have the stats this year but he can't pull off that sweater.

Wow man. Brady's got you bent over. He wears an afghan in an iterview and turns you on? My grandma knitted that thing in the sixties and we just dropped it off at Vinnies a week ago.
 
Brady certainly is going 70s style. Problem is that sweater came from his mom's closet.

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And last week
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And this one, just because
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The man is a dream boat but his haircut is worse than mine, and I'm poor and cut my own hair.
 
Jesus Christ people...wipe the Brady spooge off your faces. He failed to convert a 4th down and threw a pick in the last three minutes of the game. Any ****ing professional QB could score a TD drive against a Ryan led defense when given three attempts in the two minute drill. Unreal. Spit the balls out of your mouths and realize that the Saints basically handed the Pats the game with terrible clock management, celebrating the win well before the end of the game, and failing to convert even one crucial first down that would have ended the game. If you really want to kneel down in front of the Patriots and take one in the face then do so in front of their defense which is the only reason Brady was even in a position to get 3 series in the final three minutes.
 
Congratulations? Brady completed a nice pass in the last few seconds against a defense that had no timeouts, could not substitute, and had been celebrating a win for the last few minutes. Any professional quarterback could do that. Let's just ignore the pick that he threw minutes before and the failed 4th down conversion so that we can kneel down in front of Brady, unbutton his designer trousers, and take a full on load in the face, and then ask for another and another and another.

I mean, ****, Geno Smith led the Jets to a game winning FG against Atlanta a few weeks ago.
 
Congratulations? Brady completed a nice pass in the last few seconds against a defense that had no timeouts, could not substitute, and had been celebrating a win for the last few minutes. Any professional quarterback could do that. Let's just ignore the pick that he threw minutes before and the failed 4th down conversion so that we can kneel down in front of Brady, unbutton his designer trousers, and take a full on load in the face, and then ask for another and another and another.

I mean, ****, Geno Smith led the Jets to a game winning FG against Atlanta a few weeks ago.

Somebodies getting anxious about this weekends game. Trust me, I wanted the pats to lose just as much as you did but that last drive was pretty prefect. Yeah the saints gave them the game when they didnt get a 1st down, and also when one of the corners threw a pats WR out of bounds with 30 some seconds left, but the pats still made the plays to win.

I wouldnt brag too much about beating the falcons, they suck this year. I do hope the jets beat the pats this weekend. As unlikely at that is, crazier things have happened this year. Did you see St. Louis sunday? And lets not give the pats too much credit either, they aren't as good as the Chiefs this year. :D
 

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