Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Why can't Reggie White have kids?

 

[Cape Brewing]

...... he's dead.

 

[olllllo]

So you don't pull for other teams when your season is over? Why are you still here?

 

[Bulls Beers]

You remember that game, right?

How have they done since that game???

 

[dataz722]

Why can't Reggie White have kids?

Wow! Thats ****ed up.

 

[olllllo]

Your Pats are half way to being ancient history by your narrow sweep of history.

 

[Cape Brewing]

So you don't pull for other teams when your season is over? Why are you still here?

No... not at all. It's simply a matter of who I hate less.

Whatta ya mean what are we still doing here??? Spreading the misery to other fans... like the freakin' Charger fans.

Man... I would HATE to be a Charger fan. Could you imagine?? Every year you're thinking, "Dammmmnnn... we're sooooooobadass!!!"

And whammo... you get it right in the teeth.

That would SUCK.

 

[Bulls Beers]

So you don't pull for other teams when your season is over?

No........

 

[Cape Brewing]

Your Pats are half way to being ancient history by your narrow sweep of history.

... ehhh... at least we have a "narrow sweep of history"

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow! Thats ****ed up.

Oh please... that joke's older than I am.

 

[olllllo]

Well as far as "what have you done lately" the Pack and the Pat stopped playing on the same weekend.

So do you guys route for a plane crash or something in a few weeks or what?

 

[Bulls Beers]

Oh please... that joke's older than I am.

Oldie but a goodie..

 

[Cape Brewing]

Well as far as "what have you done lately" the Pack and the Pat stopped playing on the same weekend.

So do you guys route for a plane crash or something in a few weeks or what?

No... I posted it just a page or two back....

I REALLY hate Peyton for obvious reasons. The Colts have been the Pats biggest rival over the last decade and seeing "The Peyton Face" as he gags away another playoff game is so much fun it's impossible to NOT root for it.

Yeah, the Jets and that fat tub a crap make my stomach churn but I would rather see them make it to the Super Bowl then Peyton.

I got nuthin' against the Saints... so... screw it, let them win the Super Bowl and blow the Jets out Bears/Pats style.

I don't see the Vikings getting by the Saints.

.... actually ollllllo... shouldn't you be picking a new team to root for by now? Now that things are ever clearer on who might be going to the Super Bowl, shouldn't you be running out and buying a new jersey?

 

[Bulls Beers]

A plane crash??? Your sick man...


C'mon olllllo, I'm just busting your balls..I remember when the Pat's lost. You were giving it pretty hard..

 

[Cape Brewing]

... I can hear olllllo now...

"Well... Since I'm such a huuuuuge Packer fan, I can also be a big Vikings fan since Favre is there... and... back in eighth grade I took a French class, so I've alllllways had a special place in my heart for the Saints. GEAUX SAINTS!!!! BUT... then again, I did fly in a jet once so I GOTTA root for the Jets and I once knew a guy who had a sister and she had a horse so... really... you would have to consider me a life-long Colts fan"

 

[olllllo]

Nope. I'm done. Cards beat my team and there's no rivalry there.
I have to route against Favre because of how he magically showed up in a Vike uni.

 

[olllllo]

A plane crash??? Your sick man...


C'mon olllllo, I'm just busting your balls..I remember when the Pat's lost. You were giving it pretty hard..

Just you.

I pulled for the Pats when they played the Rams, because I didn't want Dome teams to win Bowls.

I hate dome teams.

 

[eljefe]

So you don't pull for other teams when your season is over?

No... not at all.

I'm actually rooting for that fat tub a' jackazz Rex Ryan to pull another game outta that big fat azz and beat the Colts.

Hmmmm. Something isn't adding up here. I never would have thought that a true Pats fan would actually root for the Jets. Are you a closet Yankees fan as well?

 

[Bulls Beers]

... I can hear olllllo now...

"Well... Since I'm such a huuuuuge Packer fan, I can also be a big Vikings fan since Favre is there... and... back in eighth grade I took a French class, so I've alllllways had a special place in my heart for the Saints. GEAUX SAINTS!!!! BUT... then again, I did fly in a jet once so I GOTTA root for the Jets and I once knew a guy who had a sister and she had a horse so... really... you would have to consider me a life-long Colts fan"

Dude, I wish I was going to Yeagers house next weekend...Good stuff...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Well.... There should be at least one thing we can all agree on... Romo sucks.

HOW 'BOUT DEM COWBOYS!?!?!?

"Boooo hoooo hooo!! Those big mean VIkings are classless. They ran up the score on us!!!"

so beautiful

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hmmmm. Something isn't adding up here. I never would have thought that a true Pats fan would actually root for the Jets. Are you a closet Yankees fan as well?

(yawn)... blah blah blah

 

[Cape Brewing]

Dude, I wish I was going to Yeagers house next weekend...Good stuff...

Should be good times... probably be about freakin' 20 HBT'rs there.

I'm just pysched I'm not brewing that day so I can spend 100% of my focus on fck'in with Paul. My ultimate goal is to get him so pissed and flustered that he somehow screws up the batch. (fingers crossed)

sorry


Romo sucks (there... back on topic)

 

[dataz722]

Romo sucks (there... back on topic)

And according to Brady he even swallows and gives a great reach around.

 

[eljefe]

Well.... There should be at least one thing we can all agree on... Romo sucks.

Truer words have never been spoken. Not only does Romo sucks, but Jerry Jones is such a pompous a$$. Had he checked his ego at the door, he could have had at least one if not two more rings on his hand.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Should be good times... probably be about freakin' 20 HBT'rs there.

I'm just pysched I'm not brewing that day so I can spend 100% of my focus on fck'in with Paul. My ultimate goal is to get him so pissed and flustered that he somehow screws up the batch. (fingers crossed)

Another batch???

 

[olllllo]

When is this Charger guy showing up?

That's the part that makes me have no sympathy for that Team. Wishy washy SoCal.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Truer words have never been spoken. Not only does Romo sucks, but Jerry Jones is such a pompous a$$. Had he checked his ego at the door, he could have had at least one if not two more rings on his hand.

It was great to see him pace on the sidelines..Jerry Jones, That is..

 

[Cape Brewing]

Another batch???

Nah... he didn't screw up the Consecration clone THAT much. He screwed it up... don't get me wrong. He definitely did.... but luckily it wasn't that bad and in the long run, it won't be a big deal... especially since I've got a 1/5th share of that barrel.

No, I'm looking for really tankin' hard. If I can somehow get him to hit an initial and then steady mash temp of about 171... I'll be happy. It'll be serious work to get that to happen but I'm feelin' it. I think the key is to show up early, get him hammered and then just start fck'in with him.

I still have a keg of Duchesse and a keg of St. Barnardus Xmas ale (at 10%) so I might bring those and push the Xmas ale on him since I "gotta get rid of it"

 

[eljefe]

Amazing how the San Diego Super Choker contigency has all but disappeared today.

Also, who the heck determined that the Cowboys are America's team? I think all of us have a much better argument as to why the Pats, Colts, Cards, Saints, Packers, Vikings, Steelers, Ravens, etc, deserve that title more than that sad sack team.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Nah... he didn't screw up the Consecration clone THAT much. He screwed it up... don't get me wrong. He definitely did.... but luckily it wasn't that bad and in the long run, it won't be a big deal... especially since I've got a 1/5th share of that barrel.

No, I'm looking for really tankin' hard. If I can somehow get him to hit an initial and then steady mash temp of about 171... I'll be happy. It'll be serious work to get that to happen but I'm feelin' it. I think the key is to show up early, get him hammered and then just start fck'in with him.

I still have a keg of Duchesse and a keg of St. Barnardus Xmas ale (at 10%) so I might bring those and push the Xmas ale on him since I "gotta get rid of it"

I was only kiddin..I should've added a

It should be a good time. When Paul gets rolling, there's no stopping him..