Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[the_bird]

Lotta talk about gay love, not enough about how the Pats are gonna b!tch slap the Ravens. Ray Ray and Ed are gonna wish they were playing in that pickup basketball game with T-fizzle.

I kind of wish Suggs was playing this weekend. Remember when he got Gronk'ed last year?

 

[user 574]

I kind of wish Suggs was playing this weekend. Remember when he got Gronk'ed last year?

That was last year, this year that'll cost him 20k for lowering Suggs self-esteem.

 

[dataz722]

This thread has taken a major turn towards coastal bias and I'm PM'ing a mod to shut it down.

And olllllllllllo will tell you t quit whinning, this is football.

 

[bluemoose]

This thread has taken a major turn towards coastal bias and I'm PM'ing a mod to shut it down.

Not true, dataz is on the East coast, and he's a dooch, so is the pink zin swilling PA49er. Now those are relevant facts!

 

[user 574]

I swear it's me and moto. Last year there were some puffy Lion fans but they went back into the dark. Houston? Too hot and humid to brew beer there though.

Maybe I should move to the east coast next, keep people confused.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No, no.. You're good. You stay where you are

 

[motobrewer]

Meh... you've done better. Hell, Moto's done better, and technically, he's retarded.

that grading system unfairly penalized people who can't do math good.

i want a re-test.

 

[stratslinger]

Well, you just proved you can't do English well either, so you're two for two.

There's your re-test.

Retard.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Not yet, but some of the Pats might be collecting disability after this weekend when they meet him.

This isn't going to be another thug life drama ending up with him in jail again is it?

 

[Cape Brewing]

He's gotta catch someone before he can stab em

 

[dataz722]

that grading system unfairly penalized people who can't do math good.

i want a re-re test.

You forgot something there. Don't worry, I took care of it for you.

 

[McBrewskie]

Cam Newton looked like **** last night.

 

[McBrewskie]

Can't say ****! How about doo doo? Cam Newton looked like doo doo last night.

 

[motobrewer]

I swear it's me and moto. Last year there were some puffy Lion fans but they went back into the dark. Houston? Too hot and humid to brew beer there though.

Maybe I should move to the east coast next, keep people confused.

never, ever, trust a coaster.

shifty little bastards.

 

[motobrewer]

i just looked at the 49ers schedule...

Vikings, Jets, Bills....

christ, how much crotch time did jim have to spend with goodell to get that schedule???

 

[user 574]

never, ever, trust a coaster.

shifty little bastards.

It's the salt, minuscule but still there in the H20 they consume. Makes them obnoxious.

We do have to get a drink on sometime when I'm in the Saukville area (Random Lake) which is usually 3+ times a yr. Was there 3 weeks ago, riding a MC for a 700 mi quick visit over the weekend & back. Got sick on the return, missed hooking up with Yooper in Minneapolis too. So drinks on me when I eventually see either of you.

 

[McBrewskie]

i just looked at the 49ers schedule...

Vikings, Jets, Bills....

christ, how much crotch time did jim have to spend with goodell to get that schedule???

Yeah, such an easy schedule. Open with Green Bay an Detroit and still have the Giants and Pats on the schedule. Plus don't know if you noticed but Seattle and Arizona are playing pretty darn well.

 

[motobrewer]

It's the salt, minuscule but still there in the H20 they consume. Makes them obnoxious.

We do have to get a drink on sometime when I'm in the Saukville area (Random Lake) which is usually 3+ times a yr. Was there 3 weeks ago, riding a MC for a 700 mi quick visit over the weekend & back. Got sick on the return, missed hooking up with Yooper in Minneapolis too. So drinks on me when I eventually see either of you.

My wife grew up in Saukville, I grew up in Port.

drop me a line next time you're thru.

i only get to the twin cities once a year, in May, for my niece's birthday.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You two almost done making out?

 

[Cape Brewing]

"ohhh. My Aunt Tilly grew up right near you on a horse farm in East Buttholeberg. We should totally get together and share some tea in Hillbillyville. Maybe we can rub each other's cheeseheads!"

Blaaaach

 

[Cape Brewing]

Three picks for Flacco, 41 yards on the ground for Ray Rice, story of the week is the mergence of Pats dominate D and Pats win by two TDs.

BOOK IT

 

[user 574]

I'm thinking the latter.

 

[motobrewer]

"ohhh. My Aunt Tilly grew up right near you on a horse farm in East Buttholeberg. We should totally get together and share some tea in Hillbillyville. Maybe we can rub each other's cheeseheads!"

Blaaaach

are you done making gay jokes about yourself, to yourself?

 

[motobrewer]

also, Port Washington's on the map - ever watch Step by Step!??

yeah, thought so.

Suzanne Somers ftw

 

[dataz722]

Three picks for Flacco, 41 yards on the ground for Ray Rice, story of the week is the mergence of Pats dominate D and Pats win by two TDs.

BOOK IT

hahahaahhahahahahaha, I hope you don't get drug tested at work.

also, Port Washington's on the map - ever watch Step by Step!??

yeah, thought so.

Suzanne Somers ftw

You're really not helping your case here.

 

[the_bird]

Alright, I've got to go to Stop & Shop tonight; I need to pick me up some Grönk Flakes (when did Gronk get an umlaut?)

 

[the_bird]

And yes, he looks like a ****ing idiot on that box. Moto-esque, one might say. I don't care, getting your face on your own cereal, that's awesome. That's like friggin' "Flutie Flakes" all over again.

 

[paulthenurse]

If Gronk wants an umlaut I say give him two. Maybe he's part German.

 

[the_bird]

Pretty sure he's Polish but you know, a lot of bad **** happened in 1939.

 

[Cape Brewing]

hahahaahhahahahahaha, I hope you don't get drug tested at work.



You're really not helping your case here.

Hey man. Not gonna effin happen. Trust me. It was NOT for freakin lack of effort. I beat every bush I could and I am just not jiggy with sitting in that stadium solo.

How bout a bet?

Loser has to travel to the winner's stadium next year and buy the winner a lap dance at the strip joint if the winners choice??

Let's go tough guy.