Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[day_trippr]

It's been so long I had to Google that

New England Championships 2011 to present: one Stanley Cup, two World Series, and three Super Bowls.

What was that about "Title Town" again?

 

[motobrewer]

It’s Green Bay, Wisconsin. It’s not that hard. But you’re pretty dumb.

 

[day_trippr]

Right. And you are challenged by first grade math. So...

 

[Rodent]

guess somebody forgot to stop drinking long enough to check reality that Green Bay is #12 on the list

 

[day_trippr]

I get it. They "named" their hamlet "Titletown" without regard to actually winning titles.
Fine. Aside from curling wtf else do they have up there in that godforsaken tundra

 

[bob1852]

Aside from curling wtf else do they have up there in that godforsaken tundra

Fried cheese curds!

 

[day_trippr]

Ohhh - right. Definitely Championship material

 

[bob1852]

Ohhh - right. Definitely Championship material

Fried cheese curds > lobster roll

 

[Cape Brewing]

It was really just a question which team was going to out-terrible the other one. No one is shocked it was the Seachickens that ended up being just a little more terrible.

 

[WI_Wino]

"New England" is a town now? Not a geographical region encompassing SIX states? Championship count seems a little lite considering its over 10% of the country.

It's been so long I had to Google that

New England Championships 2011 to present: one Stanley Cup, two World Series, and three Super Bowls.

What was that about "Title Town" again?

 

[Kent88]

Aside from curling wtf else do they have up there in that godforsaken tundra

They have nothing. I had to live in that town for a few years, and the only thing that town has going for it as far as entertainment is football. When I could get lifelong residents of that town off the topic of football, they'd admit it. They'd say "if it wasn't for the packers, Appleton would be the most notable town in the area".

Curling? I don't remember anyone talking about curling around there. I'd even crack jokes about curling and people would just stand there and wonder what I was talking about.

Cheese curds? They didn't even have much for small cheese shops. If you want cheese curds you likely have to go to Culver's or A&W. Or the gas station on Thursday or Friday.

When people go to that area to vacation they typically end up in the Tourist Trap of Door County. At least that place has enough to do that it takes more than a day to see it all.

Green Bay is, without a doubt, the most boring town of it's size I've ever been to.

 

[HoppyDaze]

We can all agree that the midwest and east coast are garbage places with garbage people.

 

[WI_Wino]

We can all agree that the midwest and east coast are garbage places with garbage people.

So bitter. Oh well, tax season will soon be upon you to get your mind off your sucky football team.

 

[Rodent]

 

[HoppyDaze]

because you wife is a donkey

 

[Kent88]

We can all agree that the midwest and east coast are garbage places with garbage people.

Nah, the midwest is great. Most of the people in that town were even decent. I didn't meet too many people who are as obnoxious about their team as a couple of the NE fans in here. The city itself, the packers, and the stadium, they're terrible.

I even went to a game in that cruddy stadium once. The people we sat by were actually pretty nice even though we were cheering against the packers. There was a drunk guy a couple rows ahead of us giving us the stink eye when we'd cheer. I didn't see as many people peeing in the bathroom sink as I thought.

The whole "this stadium is legendary" thing is an absurd excuse not to build a new stadium, though. Those bleachers are horribly uncomfortable. Worst seats I've ever had at a venue intended to seat over a thousand people.

 

[bob1852]

Nah, the midwest is great. Most of the people in that town were even decent. I didn't meet too many people who are as obnoxious about their team as a couple of the NE fans in here. The city itself, the packers, and the stadium, they're terrible.

I even went to a game in that cruddy stadium once. The people we sat by were actually pretty nice even though we were cheering against the packers. There was a drunk guy a couple rows ahead of us giving us the stink eye when we'd cheer. I didn't see as many people peeing in the bathroom sink as I thought.

The whole "this stadium is legendary" thing is an absurd excuse not to build a new stadium, though. Those bleachers are horribly uncomfortable. Worst seats I've ever had at a venue intended to seat over a thousand people.

No one cares...

 

[Kent88]

I just had to be contrary to Hoppy.

 

[motobrewer]

There’s a curling club in Green Bay. Nice little 3 sheeter. It’s right by the stadium.

There’s one in Appleton, too.

 

[Rodent]

because you wife is a donkey

tl;dr

 

[bob1852]

I just had to be contrary to Hoppy.

In other words, trolling....

Isn't that against forum rules?

 

[Kent88]

There’s a curling club in Green Bay. Nice little 3 sheeter. It’s right by the stadium.

Why would you go there when you could go to... ummm... the train museum?

 

[HoppyDaze]

1st Down!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hehehehehehe

 

[bob1852]

Real mature...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Did you guys see AB's intelligent interaction with the cops he posted?

 

[Special Hops]

Time for LSU to smack-down Clemson tonight. Clemmons is long overdue for a good ass-whoopin'

 

[seatazzz]

Officially a KC fan for the duration. Yeah we tried but too many injuries, rookies, (cough) bad calls, and we blew it. Favorite boy cousin lives in KC and I like Mahomes' style, would like to see him win one.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Did you guys see AB's intelligent interaction with the cops he posted?

It’s actually at the point where it’s sad. That was the overwhelming response I saw and I don’t disagree.

I think it’s more than he’s just a d-bag. There is some sort of actual issue there. Gotta be.

 

[Hophunter]

We can all agree that the midwest and east coast are garbage places with garbage people.

As opposed to Seattle and much of the west coast. Hoppy must love homelessness, heroin, and crime.

Chicago is a cesspool but I’d take most of the Midwest over the west coast any day. And aside from Boston to DC, the rest of the East coast is pretty nice.