Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bluemoose]

Are there any guys not playing because of sickle cell?

 

[Kent88]

umm... no

 

[Hophunter]

Only a matter of time before the Pats pick up Mark Walton. Most logical next stop for him.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1086031

 

[day_trippr]

So salty...

 

[Hophunter]

Be a bears fan long enough and you would be too. We’ll maybe not for teams that come by it honestly.

 

[day_trippr]

Right. So you're still salty...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Like Dead Sea salty

 

[HoppyDaze]

recognizing legitimacy does not make you salty

 

[day_trippr]

^Speaking of salty^

 

[HoppyDaze]

my nutts are salty...ask yer wife

 

[day_trippr]

I asked. She said you don't have any nutts and if you had a dick it wasn't evident. So...

 

[Hophunter]

So what you’re saying is, she tried. Good for you for having an open relationship.

 

[day_trippr]

Well, no, she didn't try. He did. Failed. So sad...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Boring.


Seachickens suck, their division sucks, the NFC sucks.

Prove me wrong.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Well, no, she didn't try. He did. Failed. So sad...

It was like throwing a hotdog through a hallway

 

[day_trippr]

Hoppy's hotdog...

Everything's a hallway

 

[HoppyDaze]

Brady is awful

 

[bluemoose]

So is your face.

 

[paulthenurse]

Brady is awful

Your Mom said he’s incredible.

 

[bob1852]

Brady is awful

Refs are awful. Worst trip call ever.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Nice tripping call. Obvious cheat. Old hat

 

[bob1852]

P.S. turrible game management by the Cowboys. Kicking a meaningless FG, going on 4th and long with 3 time outs, and generally just being the Cowboys...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Kind of feel bad for the rest of the league....

 

[HoppyDaze]

NE is not a good team

 

[bluemoose]

What does that say about the rest of the league?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Nothing really. You play dogsh!t teams just like every year. A joke really.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

NE is not a good team

I agree. They should have won all the Sb's they've been in. Should have at least 20 rings this century.

 

[Rodent]

Nothing really. You play dogsh!t teams just like every year. A joke really.

with the most poopie team being the one NE plays and usually beats in the SB most every year

by your own logic, the NFC has poopie teams (with the team losing to NE in SB49 being the biggest joke of them all)

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Halo!

 

[bluemoose]

Pretty funny meeting a bunch of Dallas fans in Boston this weekend. Feel bad they sat in that miserable weather for that game. Many I talked to had to buy additional clothes for the game. Probably thought the roof would be closed.