Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

He's like a FCKUING gazelle!!!

 

[motobrewer]

Delay of game by Brady - flinging the ball after the play

 

[motobrewer]

Delay of game by Brady - getting sacked like a little b*tch

 

[Cape Brewing]

Delay of your mom

 

[GenIke]

Dang if the pats werent gifted that questionable forward pass this one would be all over.

 

[bob1852]

He's like a FCKUING gazelle!!!

A three legged gazelle being chased by a lion. Flailing around like his head is about to get chewed off.

I can crawl 12 yards faster than that.

 

[Schlenkerla]

Delay of your mom

Yeah, she wouldn't get off of me.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Did Simms just say makeable third down and five on their twenty?

 

[user 574]

This game is terrible. I'm going to hit the scotch so I can fall asleep on the couch.

But it just got better!!

 

[motobrewer]

If Brady's gonna arm punt he should throw it farther downfield.

 

[motobrewer]

Seriously that would have been caught by the other bronco defender before the pats receiver had a shot at it.

 

[bob1852]

Brady's washed up and horrible.

 

[HoppyDaze]

If Brady's gonna arm punt he should throw it farther downfield.

He can't

 

[HoppyDaze]

If those tablets were working Brady would have seen those two defenders

 

[Schlenkerla]

If those tablets were working Brady would have seen those two defenders

Yeah, if they try to download the cheat mode apk's. They just **** up the tablet. It hijacks all the bandwidth....

 

[HoppyDaze]

What was Sanders doing???? Unreal. Give the Pats seven and then take seven away from yourself... Interested strategy.

 

[Cape Brewing]

That's about as awful as you could realistically expect the Pats to play and as tremendous as you could reasonably expect Peyton to play.

And the Pats are down 8

I'm not concerned

 

[HoppyDaze]

Don't count on being gifted more points though...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Don't count on being gifted more points though...

Vick

 

[HoppyDaze]

Jealous

 

[Cape Brewing]

You should be. I hate watching other teams play these games

 

[motobrewer]

"Manning is sacked yet again!" Thanks jack.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I think Gronk partied last night

 

[motobrewer]

I'm not concerned

What about....meow?

 

[Cape Brewing]

What about....meow?

Nope

It's adorable how people forget the GOAT and how many times he's won tougher games like this.

We'll see.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Thugs

 

[HoppyDaze]

GOAT

"Please validate my sh!tty life" please!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

You're so insecure

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'll take $1 bets with anyone who wants a piece. I'll take Patriots to win.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's 5:58 my time. I'll give it until 6:05