Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Tipsy McStagger]

Hoyer lookin very Brady like.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pffft... yeah if you gave Hoyer a chiseled chin, perfect hair, and steel blue eyes you could drown in.

 

[Cape Brewing]

If Barry Sanders had that Cowboy O-Line, he would have tripled Emmitt Smith’s rushing yardage.

I know that’s out of no where but I just wanted to remind anyone who forgot or didn’t realize that

 

[day_trippr]

Wow

 

[user 574]

So Josh Gordon is back. Cool

 

[Rodent]

sure hope he can hang on this time around

 

[bob1852]

Who's got the key to moto's mom's basement? Isn't it about time to let him out for the year?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Please AB and Rodgers are making Flash look normal

 

[day_trippr]

Gordon's reinstatement could be a huge benefit to Brady et al - if he can keep his fingers out of the proverbial cookie jar for the full roll to the Super Bowl.
But...if past is prolog he won't make it...and hopefully the Patriots plan for that as well...

Cheers!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Eeh. Honestly I think the guy is a train wreck and hope he just fixes his personal problems. Professionally he couldn't even handle 24hr baby sitting. It'd be a win if he just fixes himself.

 

[day_trippr]

Well....the ***** of this is he's likely not done anything I (and a bazillion others) haven't done at one time or another, and I wouldn't consider any of that to convey a competitive advantage (wrt football, anyway)...

 

[bluemoose]

He has a mental illness. It’s so much different than saying “I want to...”
Everything I have read says that he is super intelligent. He clearly has a lot going for him. Nobody pisses that away because they want to. (Ok, Ricky Williams)
Maybe he will get enough support to understand why, and can hold it together for a week, month, season, year...

 

[HoppyDaze]

I’ll be sending him a care package with some local goodies...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Suck will be confiscated at OR state line.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Lynch shouldn't have run the ball.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

https://twitter.com/JRown32/status/1163282912130850816?s=19

 

[day_trippr]

That'll buff right out.

Tonight's game could use some mayhem. It's boring AF so far...

 

[Kent88]

Pete Carroll just isn't very good. https://twitter.com/Supreme_gifs/status/1163251782190956544

 

[Beernik]

I haven’t watched the 49ers-Broncos game yet, but tonight I realized the last decent QB the Broncos drafted was Jay Cutler in 2006 and he was let go because his ego clashed with Bowlen’s ego.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Pete Carroll just isn't very good. https://twitter.com/Supreme_gifs/status/1163251782190956544

neither is yer mom

 

[bluemoose]

Nice to see Seattle is finally getting a pro football team. Maybe the Dragons can put Seattle on the map. Guessing they will be tossing fish at halftime.

 

[day_trippr]

Should've been Dragoons

https://bleacherreport.com/articles...m-names-unveils-logos-for-leagues-2020-season

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I heard Aggies.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Did Dale and Brennan name these teams?

 

[ZmannR2]

Zeke got an offer that puts him at #2 paid RB behind Gurley. But in TX we have no state income tax so technical he’ll be the #1 paid back. Hope he takes it!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

I hope he falls off a cliff

 

[ZmannR2]

Oh he'll fall alright....right into the endzone multiple times a game. The dude is on a record setting pace

 

[ZmannR2]

Oh you need some stats? OK:

EZEKIEL ELLIOTT --40 games:

868 carries, 4,048 yards, 28 TDs, 4.70 yards-per-carry, 101.20 yards-per-game --

135 receptions, 1,199 yards, 6 TDs, 8.90 yards-per-reception, 30.00 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 1,003 touches, 5,247 yards, 34 TDs, 5.23yards-per-touch, 131.20 yards-per-game.


Emmitt Smith had the most freakishly productive first-5-years to start a career in league history. How does his first 40 games stack up to what Zeke has laid down??


EMMITT SMITH --40 games:

806 carries, 3,396 yards, 32 TDs, 4.21 yards-per-carry, 84.90 yards-per-game --

94 receptions, 618 yards, 1 TD, 6.57 yards-per-reception, 15.45 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 900 touches, 4,014 yards, 33 TDs, 4.46 yards-per-touch, 100.35 yards-per-game.

ERIC DICKERSON --40 games:

942 carries, 4,557 yards, 40 TDs, 4.83 yards-per-carry, 113.92 yards-per-game --

86 receptions, 645 yards, 2 TDs, 7.50 yards-per-reception, 16.12 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 1,028 touches, 5,202 yards, 42 TDs, 5.06yards-per-touch, 130.04 yards-per-game.

LADAINIAN TOMLINSON --40 games:

867 carries, 3,699 yards, 29 TDs, 4.26 yards-per-carry, 92.47 yards-per-game --

185 receptions, 1,137 yards, 1 TD, 6.14 yards-per-reception, 28.42 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 1,052 touches, 4,836 yards, 30 TDs, 4.59yards-per-touch, 120.90 yards-per-game.

MARSHALL FAULK --40 games:

677 carries, 2,583 yards, 26 TDs, 3.81 yards-per-carry, 64.57 yards-per-game --

123 receptions, 1,138 yards, 4 TDs, 9.25 yards-per-reception, 28.45 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 800 touches, 3,721 yards, 30 TDs, 4.65 yards-per-touch, 93.02 yards-per-game.

But let's switch gears here & compare Elliott's career to the first 40 games of five players who many, perhaps most consider the greatest pure runners of all-time:

BARRY SANDERS --40 games:

713 carries, 3,558 yards, 34 TDs, 4.99 yards-per-carry, 88.95 yards-per-game --

81 receptions, 899 yards, 3 TDs, 11.09 yards-per-reception, 22.47 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 794 touches, 4,457 yards, 37 TDs, 5.61 yards-per-touch, 111.42 yards-per-game.

ADRIAN PETERSON --40 games:

806 carries, 4,100 yards, 34 TDs, 5.08 yards-per-carry, 102.50 yards-per-game --

65 receptions, 608 yards, 1 TD, 9.35 yards-per-reception, 15.20 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 871 touches, 4,708 yards, 35 TDs, 5.40 yards-per-touch, 117.70 yards-per-game.

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WALTER PAYTON --40 games:

831 carries, 3,874 yards, 34 TDs, 4.66 yards-per-carry, 96.85 yards-per-game --

69 receptions, 608 yards, 2 TDs, 8.81 yards-per-reception, 15.20 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 900 touches, 4,482 yards, 36 TDs, 4.98 yards-per-touch, 112.05 yards-per-game.

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EARL CAMPBELL --40 games:

854 carries, 4,111 yards, 39 TDs, 4.81 yards-per-carry, 102.77 yards-per-game --

36 receptions, 179 yards, 0 TDs, 4.97 yards-per-reception, 4.47 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 890 touches, 4,290 yards, 39 TDs, 4.82 yards-per-touch, 107.25 yards-per-game.

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JIM BROWN --40 games:

821 carries, 4,217 yards, 43 TDs, 5.13 yards-per-carry, 105.42 yards-per-game --

62 receptions, 451 yards, 3 TDs, 7.27 yards-per-reception, 11.27 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 883 touches, 4,668 yards, 46 TDs, 5.28 yards-per-touch, 116.70 yards-per-game.

 

[ZmannR2]

Everyone's precious Barry Sanders is in there too

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

These are individual stats.

 

[bob1852]

Oh you need some stats? OK:

EZEKIEL ELLIOTT --40 games:

868 carries, 4,048 yards, 28 TDs, 4.70 yards-per-carry, 101.20 yards-per-game --

135 receptions, 1,199 yards, 6 TDs, 8.90 yards-per-reception, 30.00 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 1,003 touches, 5,247 yards, 34 TDs, 5.23yards-per-touch, 131.20 yards-per-game.


Emmitt Smith had the most freakishly productive first-5-years to start a career in league history. How does his first 40 games stack up to what Zeke has laid down??


EMMITT SMITH --40 games:

806 carries, 3,396 yards, 32 TDs, 4.21 yards-per-carry, 84.90 yards-per-game --

94 receptions, 618 yards, 1 TD, 6.57 yards-per-reception, 15.45 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 900 touches, 4,014 yards, 33 TDs, 4.46 yards-per-touch, 100.35 yards-per-game.

ERIC DICKERSON --40 games:

942 carries, 4,557 yards, 40 TDs, 4.83 yards-per-carry, 113.92 yards-per-game --

86 receptions, 645 yards, 2 TDs, 7.50 yards-per-reception, 16.12 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 1,028 touches, 5,202 yards, 42 TDs, 5.06yards-per-touch, 130.04 yards-per-game.

LADAINIAN TOMLINSON --40 games:

867 carries, 3,699 yards, 29 TDs, 4.26 yards-per-carry, 92.47 yards-per-game --

185 receptions, 1,137 yards, 1 TD, 6.14 yards-per-reception, 28.42 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 1,052 touches, 4,836 yards, 30 TDs, 4.59yards-per-touch, 120.90 yards-per-game.

MARSHALL FAULK --40 games:

677 carries, 2,583 yards, 26 TDs, 3.81 yards-per-carry, 64.57 yards-per-game --

123 receptions, 1,138 yards, 4 TDs, 9.25 yards-per-reception, 28.45 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 800 touches, 3,721 yards, 30 TDs, 4.65 yards-per-touch, 93.02 yards-per-game.

But let's switch gears here & compare Elliott's career to the first 40 games of five players who many, perhaps most consider the greatest pure runners of all-time:

BARRY SANDERS --40 games:

713 carries, 3,558 yards, 34 TDs, 4.99 yards-per-carry, 88.95 yards-per-game --

81 receptions, 899 yards, 3 TDs, 11.09 yards-per-reception, 22.47 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 794 touches, 4,457 yards, 37 TDs, 5.61 yards-per-touch, 111.42 yards-per-game.

ADRIAN PETERSON --40 games:

806 carries, 4,100 yards, 34 TDs, 5.08 yards-per-carry, 102.50 yards-per-game --

65 receptions, 608 yards, 1 TD, 9.35 yards-per-reception, 15.20 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 871 touches, 4,708 yards, 35 TDs, 5.40 yards-per-touch, 117.70 yards-per-game.

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WALTER PAYTON --40 games:

831 carries, 3,874 yards, 34 TDs, 4.66 yards-per-carry, 96.85 yards-per-game --

69 receptions, 608 yards, 2 TDs, 8.81 yards-per-reception, 15.20 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 900 touches, 4,482 yards, 36 TDs, 4.98 yards-per-touch, 112.05 yards-per-game.

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EARL CAMPBELL --40 games:

854 carries, 4,111 yards, 39 TDs, 4.81 yards-per-carry, 102.77 yards-per-game --

36 receptions, 179 yards, 0 TDs, 4.97 yards-per-reception, 4.47 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 890 touches, 4,290 yards, 39 TDs, 4.82 yards-per-touch, 107.25 yards-per-game.

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JIM BROWN --40 games:

821 carries, 4,217 yards, 43 TDs, 5.13 yards-per-carry, 105.42 yards-per-game --

62 receptions, 451 yards, 3 TDs, 7.27 yards-per-reception, 11.27 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 883 touches, 4,668 yards, 46 TDs, 5.28 yards-per-touch, 116.70 yards-per-game.

tl;dr

 

[Cape Brewing]

Zeke sucks. Cowboys suck more. Emmitt Smith sucks the most

 

[bob1852]

Zeke sucks. Cowboys suck more. Emmitt Smith sucks the most

Blake Bortles!!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey... don’t knock him... Blake Bortles has just as many playoff wins over the last decade as the Cowboys do.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Andrew Luck huh?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Please tell me they're going to livestream Jim Irsay's press conference

 

[bluemoose]

So jacoby brisette then?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

He has a Super Bowl ring so probably one of the top qb's in the league.

 

[Rodent]

Andrew Luck huh?

yep - looks like the Colts are outta Luck

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Boo!