Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[wobrien]

You don't even know what your team's record is...

 

[slym2none]

Oh my gawd, they were 10-0 until tonight. Sue me, I dare you.

All the haters coming in here on a day their team didn't have to cheat, I mean, play a game... I like it. The butt-hurt is strong.

 

[wobrien]

You dare me? What are you ten? That explains a lot actually

 

[day_trippr]

[...]All the haters coming in here on a day their team didn't have to cheat, I mean, play a game... I like it. The butt-hurt is strong.

butt-hurt? haters? About Carolina?

That's just stupid...

 

[Cape Brewing]

10-0... 11-0... Close enough.

What was that movie? Was is "Mr Mom"?

"What are you gonna use, a 45?"
"45-46... Whatever it takes"

Haha! Slym is Mr Mom

 

[finsfan]

Oh my gawd, they were 10-0 until tonight. Sue me, I dare you.

All the haters coming in here on a day their team didn't have to cheat, I mean, play a game... I like it. The butt-hurt is strong.

You didnt even "come in here" until they were 9-0......

 

[GenIke]

Gentlemen, could you stop you petty dick swinging competition for a few minutes and show a little respect for Brett and Bart?

 

[day_trippr]

Why? Is he sending out dick picks again?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ahhhhh. I see what you did there...

"Dick".... "Brett Favre"....

Cute


(Edit... ****! Beat me by half a second)

 

[day_trippr]

Green Bay actually had to put up a "Retired Numbers" sign in the stadium because the "fans" couldn't figure that out for themselves?

Wow...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

How many times do you think Brett will be asked after the game if he was ready to step in?

 

[day_trippr]

Pack looking good tonight...

Cheers!

 

[motobrewer]

Man our receivers are garbage

 

[motobrewer]

I heard Romo threw his helmet in disgust, but that got intercepted by Luke Keuchly too.

Haha! It's funny when people new to the NFL use 5 year old memes

 

[day_trippr]

Looked like nasty conditions for the passing game - ~50% completion rates for both sides. Although that one guy (Adams?) could have used a whole can of sticky stuff. Drop City.

The way Lacy had turned it up early I thought GB would exploit the run more, especially given the weather.

I think GB will still end up owning their Division. Your receivers might have issues, but at least you have receivers...

CHeers!

 

[jammin]

Cutler eating all of Rodger's turkey... very disrespectful

 

[Cape Brewing]

OMG... Chicago won that game!?

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh you guys are doing Thanksgiving today??

Fckuing lemmings.

Enjoy dinner you conformist sheep!


(So much for fckuing sleeping in. Had two more birds in the oven for 6:00am and am driving the damn wife and kids around while we deliver a dozen hot plates of Thanksgiving dinners to elderly in town.

Jesus... I'm so much of a better person than all of you).

"C'mon boys, time to shoulder the white mans burden and "Do the right thing."

"What do you mean, Daddy?"

"Well boys, those liberal fools downtown loosened up the zoning regulations and now some 2%ers have migrated into town. So we're going to go show how 'charitable' we are by dropping some turkey off at their front doors."

"I'm afraid, Daddy. Do we have to talk to them??"

"Absolutely NOT! Are you serious? Those people drive domestic cars! James will keep the keep the limo running on the street and then we can put the turkey burgers on the front step, then when we're back at the limo I'll have James honk the horn. It's important that they see that it was us but we DON'T want to talk with them."

"OK Daddy. If you say so."

"It's your duty, boys, being a 1%er comes at a cost. Now, lets be sure we have a plenty of latex gloves and Purell hand sanitizer before we go."

 

[motobrewer]

"C'mon boys, time to shoulder the white mans burden and "Do the right thing."



"What do you mean, Daddy?"



"Well boys, those liberal fools downtown loosened up the zoning regulations and now some 2%ers have migrated into town. So we're going to go show how 'charitable' we are by dropping some turkey off at their front doors."



"I'm afraid, Daddy. Do we have to talk to them??"



"Absolutely NOT! Are you serious? Those people drive domestic cars! James will keep the keep the limo running on the street and then we can put the turkey burgers on the front step, then when we're back at the limo I'll have James honk the horn. It's important that they see that it was us but we DON'T want to talk with them."



"OK Daddy. If you say so."



"It's your duty, boys, being a 1%er comes at a cost. Now, lets be sure we have a plenty of latex gloves and Purell hand sanitizer before we go."

Hey daytrippr, what's the word for when you feel embarrassed for someone?

 

[day_trippr]

fremdschämen

Cheers!

 

[stratslinger]

I thought it was two words: knowing Paul...

 

[slym2none]

Haha! It's funny when people new to the NFL use 5 year old memes

Heh - it's cute you think I am new to the NFL still, and even cuter that you didn't catch how I updated that line to fit today's times.

Keep up, will ya? Your team didn't even play yet!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Worst.... story.... ever

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cam Newton is Russell Wilson only taller and more overrated.

 

[wobrien]

Much blacker though

 

[GenIke]

The entire packers offense has the yips. How does that even happen?!?

 

[bluemoose]

Probably got it from Clay Matthews, don't they have antibiotics for that?

 

[paulthenurse]

Speaking as a health care provider, I'd think that if you caught any sort of communicable icky from that steroid-addled narcissist there ain't an antibiotic made that's gonna save your butt. You gonna die. Slowly and painfully.

 

[GenIke]

I'm telling Yooper!!!!!

 

[day_trippr]

GB should check with Seattle on that whole Adderall therapy aspect of game planning...

Cheers!