Obituary

[Brewpastor]

Water boarding is not the answer!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Water boarding is not the answer!

Oh come on!!! You gotta give them buggers a good waterboarding before you contain them just to show them who is boss!

 

[Brewpastor]

You are right, it isn't torture. I would do it to my own mother if I felt it would help her out.

I do believe a little time in the cooler is just the thing for these radical, er I mean misunderstood cells.

 

[stokems]

There were 3 year old stouts resting on the shelf to the right of 2 fore mentioned. They seem unaffected by this act...must be shock. Next step is counselling. Services were held yesterday by an Abbey tripel who was more than understanding.

 

[Brewpastor]

What do you expect, they are mature, and have a dark character themselves.

The Abbey Trinity. Very good.

 

[beerkrump]

Water boarding is not the answer!

Yea, but it is a great way to GET the answer.:cross:

 

[Hound_Dog]

Of course, we should be particularly worried about Islamic fundamentalist yeast cells. They want to kill the brews. They just hate the brews. Once they have destroyed the brewish homeland they will then come after us! Be warned.

LGI is right we should all be very worried about these terrorist yeast cells. We should all band together and water...er wort-board all prisoners that are detained in your brew shed/room/kitchen. I even propose pitching them into work camps to make them be an active part of the brewish culture.


Thanks be to the Abbey Tripel for a wonderful service for the lost innocents.


stokems- I'm afraid that you'll have to send the aforementioned stouts to me for further questioning.

 

[stokems]

It's time we all put this behind us...whether your Brewish, Muslin, or aletheist. We must focus on the lager issues at hand. Its time to look each in the eyes and accept the way your chosen God has mead.uh..made us.

 

[danorocks17]

this is probably the first time i laughed at a obituary. But then I felt bad, sorry for the loss

 

[Brewpastor]

Vut est zee taukin aboot?! Zee vone un only mother bier iz zee lager. Est blonde and est pure!

 

[Jaymo]

After hearing about possible terrorist yeast cells hiding out around the country I decided to question my Belgian wit kegged in the basement. After two or three rounds of questioning, however, it was still hazy on any details.

 

[z987k]

I'm just laughing that he capped a carboy.

 

[Brewpastor]

I would keep an eye on the thin Strawberry Blond in the corner. They are know to turn bad rather quickly.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I would keep an eye on the thin Strawberry Blond in the corner. They are know to turn bad rather quickly.

The worst she will do is wait until you are drunk enough and then try to take your money before you find out she is really a guy.


Oh crap!! Were we still talking about carboys?

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Sorry to revive this thread, but morbid curiosity got to me...

 

[Dwain]

Blackberries and oranges.....Why can't they just get along?

 

[GearBeer]

Sorry to revive this thread, but morbid curiosity got to me...

No, no, by all means, thank you. What a hoot!

 

[smizak]

That was funny.

I like the OP's attitude, had that been me, the thread title and accompanying message would have been composed entirely of @#*%!!@@!!@@!

 

[KillerKellers]

Thats good stuff =)

 

[SmugMug]

It was a conspiracy to cover the alcoholic racial profiling.

 

[NAVET]

I think we need a few worts in pairs for the lost souls.

A moment of silence.....