Obama's Imperial Stout

[yeahfairly]

Recipe must have called for a sheet load of "CLUSTER" hops!!!!!!!

Sorry OP... I'm a Republican and before fermentation is even finished..... I dislike this beer and it will be HORRIBLE!

Hops & Choom :rockin:

 

[JohnSand]

If you don't know whether or not you like your beer after six years you must be drinking BMC!

 

[Pyg]

After 8 years of drinking Schlitz you are going to have a sip of that Obama Imperial Stout. You will hate it, Hate the taste and the effect. Maybe even long for the taste of Schlitz.
You may hate the Stout for a long time, However years from now when you are drinking Utica Club, you will look back and think “that was a pretty good beer!”

 

[JohnSand]

Yeah, sure. Keep telling yourself. And try to relax. Maybe have a beer?

 

[normonster]

So this beer will make up for the damage done by all the previous failures?

 

[CobraKai]

Wow, really expected more comments on the beer and less on the name. LOL

At least you didn't name it something like "Bill Clinton's Cream Ale". You might have blown up the internet.

 

[JonM]

It's a great follow up to George W. Bush Weapon of Mass Destruction Ale.

... Now it's around here somewhere. I coulda' sworn it was right here. Where did I ... Ah! Here it is! No, wait. That's not it. No, it's here somewhere - trust me!

Oh sh*t. It's not here. The beer never existed. Hey! Stop asking questions about all my assurances that it was here! That's in the past!

 

[jason1973]

Your next brew should be "trump ale" every time you open a bottle it asks for birth certificate and then fires you.

 

[Pyg]

Your next brew should be "trump ale" every time you open a bottle it asks for birth certificate and then fires you.

Figured "Trump Ale" would be a very no spectacular ale, which is grossly overpriced due to extensive marketing & self promotion!

"Hillary Clinton ESB"-But even I have to imagine it would be way too bitter to endure!

"Harry Reid Pale ale"=Glass of lukewarm H2O

"GWB ale" a simple ale Filled with a sense of self importance & righteousness, which has been designated by the almighty. It never quite gets the job done but does significant internal damage!


"D Cheney Barleywine"- it is just torture to drink!

 

[jason1973]

Don Cherry lager
Aged way to long
Very strong
Yet insulting to the sences

 

[trimixdiver1]

It could be distributed in all 57 states!

 

[PlinyTheMiddleAged]

Rick Perry Pale Ale

I like three things about it:
1) the hoppiness
2) the malt backbone
3) uh, wait. What was the third thing?

 

[beerme70]

You know, with a name like that it's bound to taste like crap.

 

[Rotor_Head]

I'm just gonna leave this here.

 

[JINKS]

Has no prior knowledge, and it only finds out what other beers in the "Cabinet" are doing from the news.

 

[moreb33rplz]

i'm brewing 'go-to-hell-all-of-you-who-have-different-politics-than-me' black ale

 

[brewprint]

I'm just gonna leave this here.

That is what's on the bottle caps right?

 

[Chadwick]

It's a great follow up to George W. Bush Weapon of Mass Destruction Ale.

I never tasted the WMD Ale. They kept telling us we'd see it soon, but in the end the shipment was never sent. It was disappointing too, after all, we had already bought it.

 

[JohnSand]

Why stop at the last two presidents?
JFK Ale: Goes down like Marilyn Monroe, but later you're shot.
Nixon Ale: You have to break in to get some, but later you feel paranoid.
Reagan Strong Ale: Makes you feel like a Cowboy Russian Stomper, but when you wake up you don't know where you are.
Jerry Ford Ale: Gone quickly, but makes you fall down.
Jimmy Carter Light Beer: Fizzy and Sweet, followed by 30 years of bitterness.
Bill Clinton Ale: You drop your pants.

I like this game.

 

[jason1973]

Regan saison 99%abv
after one beer youll have no recolection of that at this time.

 

[jason1973]

Why stop at the last two presidents?
JFK Ale: Goes down like Marilyn Monroe, but later you're shot.
Nixon Ale: You have to break in to get some, but later you feel paranoid.
Reagan Strong Ale: Makes you feel like a Cowboy Russian Stomper, but when you wake up you don't know where you are.
Jerry Ford Ale: Gone quickly, but makes you fall down.
Jimmy Carter Light Beer: Fizzy and Sweet, followed by 30 years of bitterness.
Bill Clinton Ale: You drop your pants.

I like this game.

damnd you said regan while i was still typeing.

 

[jason1973]

John Hancock seasonal ale, most important beer in fridge but when its gone every one forgets about it.

 

[1977Brewer]

Lincoln Lambic will set you free.

 

[jason1973]

James A. Garfield Stout-all gone in 200 days

 

[ong]

Maybe you should have started it out in a fermenter whose previous inhabitant had already wrecked the place!

 

[normonster]

maybe you should have started it out in a fermenter whose previous inhabitant had already wrecked the place!

😀

 

[1977Brewer]

Maybe you should have started it out in a fermenter whose previous inhabitant had already wrecked the place!

No like button on the mobile app.

Like.

 

[rockydog101]

I didn't see "****" listed in the ingredients.

 

[Hoppity]

Woodrow Wilson's League of Nations Lager: you think its good, but most people don't agree with you.

 

[SnakeRidge]

Hoover's Helles. A dam fine beer