Thanks to all for the warm welcomes and good advice! Glad to see this is an active community!
I decided to get started with my first brew yesterday. Though I had a handful of glitches/mistakes, I'm still holding out hope for the finished product.
My first mistake happened right off the bat: I decided at 8:30 at night that I wanted to get started... I didn't get finished until about 1:30 am.
Secondly, I had picked up an auto-siphon from the local homebrew shop, and was super-excited that they had them because I knew going into it I was going to be lousy at siphoning. I got home to find that my auto-siphon had a significant crack in the tube and a chip out of the end that connects to the tubing, so I had no choice but to go low-tech for racking. As expected, I couldn't quite get the flow going, so I opted for pouring the wort through a sieve into the fermenter.
Finally, and probably the most memorable snafu of the evening... I had been so careful all night to only let sanitized equipment touch my wort. At one point, my dear wife, who had been photographing my progress, popped into the kitchen to see how things were going. I had my stock pot with my wort in an ice water bath in the sink, and I had my back turned to sanitize a piece of equipment. With nothing but good intention, she picks up an un-sanitized spatula I had been using to circulate the ice water around the sink, and starts stirring the wort with it! I look up to see this, and in my shock and horror I yell "AAAAAHHHHHGGG GET THAT OUTTA THERE!!!" She got such a startle, she nearly hit the roof!
So amongst all those little mishaps, plus the fact that I used plain tap water, the amazing aromas of malts and hops that filled my house were enough to give me hope for my first brew. I'll let you know how it turns out!