doctorRobert
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sudsmcgee said:And how qualified is Randy Mosher? A quick search showed not very much.
Search harder and go buy his book! Really, you won't regret it from a beer history perspective or a brewing perspective.
sudsmcgee said:And how qualified is Randy Mosher? A quick search showed not very much.
sudsmcgee said:I'm not trolling. So I'm supposed to read 10,000 years of history while we've been having this discussion that has lasted less than one hour? Let's get real now.
You've constantly copied text from your prior posts here. I was hoping you'd copy one single reference relating to brewing from 10,000 years ago. Sorry to have bothered you. I'll go and research it.
I'm sorry. Were we suppose to read 10000 years of history and report back? Is that what you wanted?
People have spent their entire lives researching the questions you're asking. If you really want to know, go become an anthropologist.
sudsmcgee said:You're right everyone. I'm completely wrong and the original un-crushed barley that got accidentally left in water 10,000 years ago that was put in contact with wild yeast was capable of producing of producing a 6% ABV beer. I'm so sorry that I brought such a trivial subject into the discussion here. I'll go and get my PhD in beer history now so that I can learn a little bit and one day be worth of asking questions here on this wonderful site full of helpful people who have so far provided ONE historical book worth reading like I asked.
Oh, and Revvy says I'm supposed to say thanks for not answering my questions.
Great, that reference goes back 5,500 years. What about the prior 4,500 years? I'm not disputing you, just looking for the earliest recorded history.
You're right everyone. I'm completely wrong and the original un-crushed barley that got accidentally left in water 10,000 years ago that was put in contact with wild yeast was capable of producing of producing a 6% ABV beer. I'm so sorry that I brought such a trivial subject into the discussion here. I'll go and get my PhD in beer history now so that I can learn a little bit and one day be worth of asking questions here on this wonderful site full of helpful people who have so far provided ONE historical book worth reading like I asked.
Oh, and Revvy says I'm supposed to say thanks for not answering my questions.
Please tell me how you know the barley was uncrushed? Who told you that? Are they credible?
What was the other thing they said? Back in the middle ages that each person drank 90 liters a year. 6 times more than today. Huh? I must drink a lot.
Beer in those days was 1-2% abv at best. It was their equivalent of water. It was NOT the beer we drink today. That was perhaps the only thing the show got right. :cross:
some old ass tablet from 19 Century B.C. said:Borne of the flowing water (...)
Tenderly cared for by the Ninhursag,
Borne of the flowing water (...)
Tenderly cared for by the Ninhursag,
Having founded your town by the sacred lake,
She finished its great walls for you,
Ninkasi, having founded your town by the sacred lake,
She finished its great walls for you
Your father is Enki, Lord Nidimmud,
Your mother is Ninti, the queen of the sacred lake,
Ninkasi, Your father is Enki, Lord Nidimmud,
Your mother is Ninti, the queen of the sacred lake.
You are the one who handles the dough,
[and] with a big shovel,
Mixing in a pit, the bappir with sweet aromatics,
Ninkasi, You are the one who handles
the dough, [and] with a big shovel,
Mixing in a pit, the bappir with [date]-honey.
You are the one who bakes the bappir
in the big oven,
Puts in order the piles of hulled grains,
Ninkasi, you are the one who bakes
the bappir in the big oven,
Puts in order the piles of hulled grains,
You are the one who waters the malt
set on the ground,
The noble dogs keep away even the potentates,
Ninkasi, you are the one who waters the malt
set on the ground,
The noble dogs keep away even the potentates.
You are the one who soaks the malt in a jar
The waves rise, the waves fall.
Ninkasi, you are the one who soaks
the malt in a jar
The waves rise, the waves fall.
You are the one who spreads the cooked
mash on large reed mats,
Coolness overcomes.
Ninkasi, you are the one who spreads
the cooked mash on large reed mats,
Coolness overcomes.
You are the one who holds with both hands
the great sweet wort,
Brewing [it] with honey and wine
(You the sweet wort to the vessel)
Ninkasi, (...)
(You the sweet wort to the vessel)
The filtering vat, which makes
a pleasant sound,
You place appropriately on [top of]
a large collector vat.
Ninkasi, the filtering vat,
which makes a pleasant sound,
You place appropriately on [top of]
a large collector vat.
When you pour out the filtered beer
of the collector vat,
It is [like] the onrush of
Tigris and Euphrates.
Ninkasi, you are the one who pours out the
filtered beer of the collector vat,
It is [like] the onrush of
Tigris and Euphrates.
sudsmcgee said:I don't know. What I do know is that barley grows on the plant uncrushed, and until they learned that crusing it made the starches more available, they had no reason to crush it.
I don't know. What I do know is that barley grows on the plant uncrushed, and until they learned that crusing it made the starches more available, they had no reason to crush it.
Wow, and you called Revvy a *********?
Glass houses my friend; glass houses....
doctorRobert said:And man had tools capable of crushing barley 10,000 years ago. A picture of it was posted.
AZ_IPA said:sudsmcgee - at least tell me you don't think Ben Franklin actually said "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." :fro:
Revvy said:I love you. And Doc Robert btw. Lol
This has been quite fun.
Who we really need is doc brown and his delorean.
But doc that picture wasn't in color and shot with a nikon dslr and photographed by ansel adams so therefore it wasn't good enough for our friend.
On another note - it is obvious after watching the first half of this show, most people are really ignorant of the history of beer and really just think it's a means to just get drunk with. This makes me sad. Very sad.
Am I missing something here?
Am I reading this correctly? Did bread come after beer?