Neighbors calling the cops

[Seawolf]

Who brew's meth in the open anyway? Let 'em call the cops!

 

[PeteOz77]

My story is a little different. 3 women moved in next door about 8 months ago. It turns out they are a lesbian couple and one of them has an 18 year old daughter that moved in with them. I had the brewing rig set up and was just getting going when the hotter blonde one of them looks over the fence and asks "what are you doing? I replied "making magic baby" and gave her a wink. he giggled and said, "can I have some of your magic?"

Well, it all got a LOT better from there... she runs around the front of the house and opens the gate, coming in with a sixer of DFH 90, a bottle of Glenlivet and a bottle of baby oil. She has an itty bitty bikini on, a super hot body and asks me to open a couple of beers and oil her up so she can get a tan.

Things start to get a bit hot and steamy, and we are getting a bit druck and there is oil everywhere (and I mean everywhere!) Suddenly "the Husband" rocks up" She's 5'8", brunette, 34DD and HAWT. She tackles me and says "NO ONE OILS UP MY BABY EXCEPT ME!" we wrestle for a while and the original hottie jumps on and wrestles with us.. the oil bottle breaks and everything gets very slippery..

Just then the 18 year old hottie daughter looks over the fence and says "OH MY GOD!! MOM! and MOM! what are you doing? He's MINE!!!"

So I wake up in a cold sweat, my dog is a bit distressed and wants to get out of the house and I wonder why I have wasted and entire tube of astro glide in my sleep.

Yeah, so it's a dream and doesn't involve cops, but it it's a LOT better read than the rest of this thread

 

[Revvy]

My story is a little different. 3 women moved in next door about 8 months ago. It turns out they are a lesbian couple and one of them has an 18 year old daughter that moved in with them....

 

[TCHDNSD]

My story is a little different. 3 women moved in next door about 8 months ago. It turns out they are a lesbian couple and one of them has an 18 year old daughter that moved in with them. I had the brewing rig set up and was just getting going when the hotter blonde one of them looks over the fence and asks "what are you doing? I replied "making magic baby" and gave her a wink. he giggled and said, "can I have some of your magic?"

Well, it all got a LOT better from there... she runs around the front of the house and opens the gate, coming in with a sixer of DFH 90, a bottle of Glenlivet and a bottle of baby oil. She has an itty bitty bikini on, a super hot body and asks me to open a couple of beers and oil her up so she can get a tan.

Things start to get a bit hot and steamy, and we are getting a bit druck and there is oil everywhere (and I mean everywhere!) Suddenly "the Husband" rocks up" She's 5'8", brunette, 34DD and HAWT. She tackles me and says "NO ONE OILS UP MY BABY EXCEPT ME!" we wrestle for a while and the original hottie jumps on and wrestles with us.. the oil bottle breaks and everything gets very slippery..

Just then the 18 year old hottie daughter looks over the fence and says "OH MY GOD!! MOM! and MOM! what are you doing? He's MINE!!!"

So I wake up in a cold sweat, my dog is a bit distressed and wants to get out of the house and I wonder why I have wasted and entire tube of astro glide in my sleep.

Yeah, so it's a dream and doesn't involve cops, but it it's a LOT better read than the rest of this thread

Best post EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RodfatherX]

My story is a little different. 3 women moved in next door about 8 months ago. It turns out they are a lesbian couple and one of them has an 18 year old daughter that moved in with them. I had the brewing rig set up and was just getting going when the hotter blonde one of them looks over the fence and asks "what are you doing? I replied "making magic baby" and gave her a wink. he giggled and said, "can I have some of your magic?"

Well, it all got a LOT better from there... she runs around the front of the house and opens the gate, coming in with a sixer of DFH 90, a bottle of Glenlivet and a bottle of baby oil. She has an itty bitty bikini on, a super hot body and asks me to open a couple of beers and oil her up so she can get a tan.

Things start to get a bit hot and steamy, and we are getting a bit druck and there is oil everywhere (and I mean everywhere!) Suddenly "the Husband" rocks up" She's 5'8", brunette, 34DD and HAWT. She tackles me and says "NO ONE OILS UP MY BABY EXCEPT ME!" we wrestle for a while and the original hottie jumps on and wrestles with us.. the oil bottle breaks and everything gets very slippery..

Just then the 18 year old hottie daughter looks over the fence and says "OH MY GOD!! MOM! and MOM! what are you doing? He's MINE!!!"

So I wake up in a cold sweat, my dog is a bit distressed and wants to get out of the house and I wonder why I have wasted and entire tube of astro glide in my sleep.

Yeah, so it's a dream and doesn't involve cops, but it it's a LOT better read than the rest of this thread

 

[njnear76]

Your neighbor is a coward if he calls the cops. If he or she has a problem with what you're doing, you should have the nuts to say something to you. That whole "he's not doing anything to harm me, but I still feel the need to insert myself in other people's business" pisses me off, and I assure you I'd not be dealing with that neighbor in the future.

I agree. I lived in an apartment once where the guy below me thought I was too loud when I used my elliptical machine and complained to the landlord.

In the end it worked out. I left and bought a condo, but it was stressful at the time.

 

[GunnerMan]

I think yall are taking Kevin Deans comment out of context. I think he was refering more towards the homebrew aspect. Petty crimes etc. Im not going to be a d!ck and call animal control because my neighbors dog keeps comming in my yard. Ill call em up first and say, he man your dog keeps comming in my yard and hes pissing on my plants can you keep him off my yard please? Then if they don't abide you say ok time for doggie police.
I think its pretty obvious your not gonna roll up to your standard meth lab and ask them nicely to stop. If you think someone is brewing meth in their front yard walk up "Hey hows it goin neighbor what ya makin here." While they are telling you take a look/smell. Meth dosent smell like the 5th annual cookout Then you leave and call the cops if theres some nastys getting mixed up.

 

[Arneba28]

When I first moved into my apartment I had all my brewing equipment all laid out. pots and hoses, flasks, carboys, coil chiller and of course (3)4lb bags of Dextrose. So with all of this laid out, my toilet broke. So the landlord comes over. Looks at all the stuff laid out and walks to the bathroom. So he is going in and out a few times getting different tools and supplys. I was "sleeping" on the couch, and see him looking all this stuff over. Even picked up the wort chiller and smelled the end looking for alcohol I guess, maybe meth. So finally when he is leaving I thank him for coming over with a 6 of homebrew stout. Apparently, thats when it all clicked. He says "oh you make you own beer"
"yeah"
he says "is that what all that stuff is for"
"yeah"
he says "ok good, wasnt sure if you had a still going, or you were making meth or coke or something, I saw all the white bags and didnt know what to do"

So all in all he asks what I have going every time he comes over and I give him a few to take home.

 

[Homercidal]

Haven't brewed outside yet, but plan to this summer (if I ever get my house remodeling done!!) Don't socialize with the neighbors, but I can see them calling the cops on it. Of course I'm the typical American Dad with the typical American Family, so I'm not sure what they think they will find.

Plus, since I never do anything illegal (.....) I defy the authorities to come over and chat.

Dang, I REALLY need to have a brew day soon. Next weekend I'm going upstate... Weekend after that... dang...

 

[ron1guz]

All the neighbors in the front of my house drink my beer...

I had an "Iron Brewer" competition in my back yard last month with 10 teams brewing. I was surprised that the neighbors behind me did not call the cops.

So I was wondering if anyone has actually had the neighbors call the cops on them for brewing. My parents were quite worried about it the other day when they came home and saw what my brewing set up looks like. They were worried people might think I was distilling or cooking meth. Especially because of the copper coil lol. So has anyone actually had the cops called on them?

 

[Reverend JC]

Just this last weekend i was finishing up cleaning some stuff from the brew day around 10:00 in the evening in the garage which sits to the side and back of my house off of the street. A lovely middle american family with a dog and 3 children walked by and i happened to look up in time to see the woman stop take a step back so she could get a better view into the garage and then slowly keep walking.

So I sat on the porch with a beer and waited fully expecting the police to show up but they never did. Im sure with the blue hairs in my neighborhood the cops are going to show up sooner or later.

 

[niquejim]

My story is a little different. 3 women moved in next door about 8 months ago. It turns out they are a lesbian couple and one of them has an 18 year old daughter that moved in with them. I had the brewing rig set up and was just getting going when the hotter blonde one of them looks over the fence and asks "what are you doing? I replied "making magic baby" and gave her a wink. he giggled and said, "can I have some of your magic?"

Well, it all got a LOT better from there... she runs around the front of the house and opens the gate, coming in with a sixer of DFH 90, a bottle of Glenlivet and a bottle of baby oil. She has an itty bitty bikini on, a super hot body and asks me to open a couple of beers and oil her up so she can get a tan.

Things start to get a bit hot and steamy, and we are getting a bit druck and there is oil everywhere (and I mean everywhere!) Suddenly "the Husband" rocks up" She's 5'8", brunette, 34DD and HAWT. She tackles me and says "NO ONE OILS UP MY BABY EXCEPT ME!" we wrestle for a while and the original hottie jumps on and wrestles with us.. the oil bottle breaks and everything gets very slippery..

Just then the 18 year old hottie daughter looks over the fence and says "OH MY GOD!! MOM! and MOM! what are you doing? He's MINE!!!"

So I wake up in a cold sweat, my dog is a bit distressed and wants to get out of the house and I wonder why I have wasted and entire tube of astro glide in my sleep.

Yeah, so it's a dream and doesn't involve cops, but it it's a LOT better read than the rest of this thread

Dear Penthouse forum.
I'm a student at a small mid-western university.

I swear that's the first thing I thought of by the time I got to the 3rd paragraph.

Well done sir

 

[Kevin Dean]

I think yall are taking Kevin Deans comment out of context. I think he was refering more towards the homebrew aspect. Petty crimes etc. Im not going to be a d!ck and call animal control because my neighbors dog keeps comming in my yard. Ill call em up first and say, he man your dog keeps comming in my yard and hes pissing on my plants can you keep him off my yard please?

That's essentially what I mean. Though, to frame it a bit better, I support the relegalization of all drugs but I didn't wanna toss that out and confuse my point. I simply prefer to let people alone if they're not hurting me, defend myself if they are, and talk to the person if I'm having a problem with them.

 

[NJTomatoguy]

i grew some green happpiness in my backyard. I am a gardener and like to see things grow-no, i didn't shoot the sheriff, but dated one of the 8 cops in this little piss towns sister. Nobody said a word.And they knew everything.

Scumbag flippers buy the house next door, get looking into my yard and start
asking too many questions. One sentence and they got on board real quick.

Do You have permits?

Never asked anything again, and gave me a LOT of beer.