Need a Funny Slogan!

[Redwiggler]

Every year I get a group of guys together to compete in 5 games-darts, horseshoes, ring game, washers and target shooting. We call it Mantatholon! Basicly, we all get drunk with no SWMBO for the weekend and compete. Winners gets a trophy and two big ingraved beer mugs. Everyone gets a T-shirt and a koozie.

I can't think of a good slogan this year and I need yalls help.
I've seen some pretty witty post on here so I thought I would give yall a shot.

Past slogans examples:
"90% of the game is half mental"
"Man up, and leave the little lady at the house"
"Bring it"
"Organized grabassery"
"leave the toliet seat up"
"Save the drama for your mama"

 

[jonp9576]

"Winning"


or anything else charlie cheen has said lately.

 

[wildwest450]

"Who's bringing the lube"

Remember, you asked for it.

 

[BendBrewer]

OK, since someone else broke the ice. ^^^^^^^

"Beers and Queers"

 

[JLW]

OK, since someone else broke the ice. ^^^^^^^

"Beers and Queers"

LOL. I was also going to say anything Charlie Sheen has said recently. He is a gold mine of quotes.

Not just winning but BI-WINNING!

 

[mcarb]

"Mantathalon- Yes, it's a gay as as it sounds."


I kid I kid.

 

[MyNameIsPaul]

"Butt Darts For Everyone!"

 

[jmendez29]

Since you have horseshoes...

Shoes and booze.

 

[Bedlam]

"Beer--now more than ever!"

 

[Indo_China]

Twist Tops are for ladies.

 

[Indo_China]

Throw, Pitch, Toss and Drink. Today we are Champions.

 

[Golddiggie]

Sounds more like Redneck Olympics to me...

Except I think they have more shooting events in their version...

 

[brewmonk]

"Drink Mutherfucquer, you're UP!"

 

[MSweat]

The _____ Annual Alcoholics Pentathlon.
If We're Not Drunk, It Didn't Happen.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Mantathalon: Where manly men get drunk & do stuff.

Mantathalon: Penises & booze required.

Mantathalon: A bunch of guys getting drunk, hot & sweaty; you do the math.

Mantathalon: We don't need no stinking condoms!

Mantathalon: If you don't have a penis, you can't play.

OK, I'm gonna stop now, I'm starting to creepout myself.

 

[GoldMiner]

Sausagefest 2011

 

[KayaBrew]

Sausagefest 2011

or "Welcome to Dick Hell!"

 

[JebCkr]

If in doubt, whip it out.

 

[Golddiggie]

One-Eyed Snake Races

 

[JebCkr]

Sweet zombie Jesus!
Why can't you just drink yourself happy like everyone else.
You win again, gravity!
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

 

[Guidry]

I would have to go with "WINNING". Its topical and no doubt will never be usable again. Take advantage of it now.

 

[passedpawn]

 

[MyNameIsPaul]

Poor OP got all butthurt and never posted the ones he liked, or what he was going to go with.

Here are some more ideas:
Man Up, Nancy
Now Featuring Slip & Slide!
Come for the games, stay for the wrestling
Drink, Play Games, Take a *************
Mantathalon- Games and the stuff our wives won't do.

 

[Redwiggler]

I still have 2 weeks to figure out what I'm going to use, heres some new ones.

By the way I said witty, not homophopic.

Mantatholon 2011
Just like college but with out all the sluts and whores..I sware SWMBO!

Mantatholon 2011
These are the good ole days

Mantatholon 2011
Special guest: Chuck Noris

I'll post a pic of the shirts when finished.

I'm leaning towards
3rd Annual Mantatholon "Been leaving the toilet seat up since 2009"

 

[MyNameIsPaul]

I still have 2 weeks to figure out what I'm going to use, heres some new ones.

By the way I said witty, not homophopic.

Mantatholon 2011
Just like college but with out all the sluts and whores..I sware SWMBO!

Mantatholon 2011
These are the good ole days

Mantatholon 2011
Special guest: Chuck Noris

I'll post a pic of the shirts when finished.

I'm leaning towards
3rd Annual Mantatholon "Been leaving the toilet seat up since 2009"

Leave out the "been" and it works a lot better grammatically.

 

[Guidry]

Mantatholon 2011
Special guest: Chuck Noris

Was the mispelling of his name on purpose? I'd be scared.

 

[TxBrew]

"Who farted? All of us."

"Mr, Floppy's Fantastic Voyage"

" I'm sorry I wasn't listening, what?"

 

[Redwiggler]

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