CreamyGoodness
Well-Known Member
I let a guy cut me in line at the grocery store yesterday. He had milk, I had a bunch of stuff. So he turns to me and says, in a language that I couldnt even pinpoint to a continent, what I think was most likely "Thank you." I was nice, he was nice, everyone was nice.
Or was it?
I have no idea what this man ACTUALLY said, as it could be anything. So, of course, I want to have this man's superpower. If I could speak a mystery language that no one around me could speak... that would be awesome. Think of how fun it would be to mess with people, and they would never know.
Them: "Good morning"
Me: My testicles smell like hot wings!
or, to the deli guy
Him: Hello my friend.
Me: Jesus is a potato!
how about to my boss
Him/Her: See you early tomorrow morning!
Me: Your daughter will make my son a quality feedbag someday!
I might actually post a comment on news.yahoo.com
Them: <something inflammatory and moronic>
Me: No one loves you, suicide is painless!
Oh think of the fun I could have!
Good lord, I am bored and hungry today...
Or was it?
I have no idea what this man ACTUALLY said, as it could be anything. So, of course, I want to have this man's superpower. If I could speak a mystery language that no one around me could speak... that would be awesome. Think of how fun it would be to mess with people, and they would never know.
Them: "Good morning"
Me: My testicles smell like hot wings!
or, to the deli guy
Him: Hello my friend.
Me: Jesus is a potato!
how about to my boss
Him/Her: See you early tomorrow morning!
Me: Your daughter will make my son a quality feedbag someday!
I might actually post a comment on news.yahoo.com
Them: <something inflammatory and moronic>
Me: No one loves you, suicide is painless!
Oh think of the fun I could have!
Good lord, I am bored and hungry today...