Laughing_Gnome_Invisible
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How many lumps does a fart contain until I have officially **** myself?
SWEET!!! A pooping yourself thread!!!! I was looking for one of these....
This thread is not turning out the way I planned. I looked a lot more cool in my imagination.
How many lumps does a fart contain until I have officially **** myself?
Well, I went in wearing a long sleeved t-shirt. I came out with a muscle shirt.
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Similar story except I free balled for the rest of the day.
I work in construction. The only place to ever drop a duece is the dirty outhouses on site.
One time a couple years ago I barely made it. I got there just in time. But I was in such a hurry I forgot to check and see if there was any TP. When I got done I saw there was nothing, not even the cardboard tube left. I waddled out and checked the next outhouse over....no TP. I did this until I checked every sh1tter there. No farkin TP!!!
Well, I went in wearing a long sleeved t-shirt. I came out with a muscle shirt.
Now I carry an extra roll in my tool box.
If it looks like this, you have $hit yourself.
mod edit (Yooper): nope. not that picture.
For the record, it wasn't a porn pic. It was a pic of a runner in a marathon who had an "accident". I thought that in the NSFW drunken ramblings forum, in a thread about $hitting yourself, the pic wasn't over the top.
We've had that picture around before, and while not pornographic, we have a "no ****" rule in the pictures. From the description, though, I think they've got the gist of it!
I've seen it before too. I thought it was HAWT!
Oh, and BTW, Gnome- the answer to your question is 1! One lump and it's offical that you've crapped yourself. We have very strigent rules about such things. We women would NEVER, ever, have lumps. As a matter of fact, we don't even fart. It's our body chemistry.
How many lumps does a fart contain until I have officially **** myself?
SWMBO: What are you doing home?
Me: To change my underwear.
SWMBO: How come?
Me: I sneezed.
That's not the way I heard it....We women...don't even fart. It's our body chemistry.
I con't confirm it, butt... (misspelled on purpose)
wow.... this thread is really messed up!
Now for my contribution... A buddy of mine borrowed my tent and sleeping bag for a camping trip a while back. He drank some stream water and got real sick... he told me that he gambled with a fart and lost one morning. He told me that a few minutes after giving me my sleeping bag back...
I don't know what to do with the sleeping bag... I haven't dared open it to see if there are "lumps." Do I wash it? Or do I burn it and accept my loss?
reminder to self:
Do not venture into Laughing Gnome threads....Ever!!!/quote]
I fixed that for ya!
That's not the way I heard it.
I've heard women don't fart because they never shut up long enough to build up any pressure...
I can't confirm it, butt... (misspelled on purpose)...
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