Movie quote game

[Metalchef1]

Neither flight nor airplane but both good films

 

[Metalchef1]

Same movie... Give away quotes...

"Person 1: Wait a minute. Ask Mr. (insert name here) : do I bring it in nose first or tail first?

Person 2 : he's *dead*!

Person 1 : *Don't* say he's dead! Ask him!

Person 2 : I can't ask him; he's dead!

Person 1 : Will you shut up and ask him?

Person 2 : [shouting] Mr. (insert name here) ! Should he bring it in nose first or tail first?

[no response]

Person 1 : [calmly] What'd he say?

Person 2 : [pounding person 1, screaming] *person 1, he's dead!*

Person 1 : [in angry denial] He is not dead, God-!

Person 2 : Yes he is! Do something!

Person 1 : [fumbles around the controls] Where are the wheels?

Person 2 : I don't know. Where are the wheels?

Person 1 : Where are the wheels?

Person 2 : [sarcastically] Oh, why don't you ask Mr. (insert name here) where the wheels are?

Person 1 : Ha, ha, ha! And why can't I ask Mr. (insert name here) where the wheels are? Miss Smartass?

Person 2 : Ah...

Person 1 : Go on, say it!

Person 2 : Oh, because he's dead.

Person 1: Will you stop saying he's *dead*? He has *gas*!"

 

[homebrewer_99]

Are you sure this is a Denzel Washington movie with John Goodman too?

FWIW, no matter how many times I say Morgan Freeman, my wife still thinks Dennis Haysbert was in The Shawshank Redemption...just saying.

I remember John Goodman was in "Always", but not DW.

I already said Fallen.

 

[S-Met]

I'm not sure about it. Thats just the movie that came to mind with the quote.

 

[S-Met]

Didn't remember the line.....

New one

"do something!"

"i am doing something. I'm crashing an airplane!"

Indiana Jones?

 

[homebrewer_99]

Indiana Jones?

I thought of that too, but Denzel wasn't in it...at least in the version I saw.

 

[Metalchef1]

It's a comedy.... Both quotes... Long and short are from the same film

 

[homebrewer_99]

I give up. Only because your clues do not fit.

AFAIK, Denzel Washington was only in (maybe) 3 comedies and none of them had to do with flying. And he did no comedies with John Goodman.

I still think it sounds like an Indiana Jones line.

 

[Metalchef1]

I never said anything about Denzel Washington. Someone else did

 

[Metalchef1]

All I did was post the two quotes and say it was not flight or Indiana Jones. So completely ignore anything related to Denzel Washington, Indiana Jones, flight, or John Goodman

 

[Metalchef1]

Maybe to try and get people back on track, husband-and-wife comedy duo early 80s

 

[Br3w4u]

Gene Wilder in Hanky Panky. Sorry for the long disappearance, been on vacation.

 

[Metalchef1]

You got it. Even just reading the dialogue for that scene makes me laugh to tears

 

[Br3w4u]

Here is one from a very recent movie so it might make it harder but I think it should be easy to figure out even if you haven’t seen it yet.
“You’re one beautiful mother fu**er!”
Here is a joke from the same movie that I just had to share.
“Character 1- What’s the difference between a joke and 10 large black men?
Character 2-What?
Character 1-Your mom can’t take a joke.”

 

[homebrewer_99]

Well, SOMEONE did! That's where it went off track...

 

[Br3w4u]

Here is one from a very recent movie so it might make it harder but I think it should be easy to figure out even if you haven’t seen it yet.
“You’re one beautiful mother fu**er!”
Here is a joke from the same movie that I just had to share.
“Character 1- What’s the difference between a joke and 10 large black men?
Character 2-What?
Character 1-Your mom can’t take a joke.”

Eh bad quote I guess. It was from the new predator. Who wants to go next?

 

[Metalchef1]

Was a funny joke...

 

[homebrewer_99]

Was a funny joke...

Here's my ALL TIME FAVORITE "Yo Mama" joke: Yo Mama so fat...that when she gets on the dance floor THE BAND SKIPS! ROTFLMAO!!!!!

 

[Metalchef1]

Not a yo mama joke. But I really like... You know the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches

 

[homebrewer_99]

Not a yo mama joke. But I really like... You know the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches

A lot like: What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz? One is a snack cracker....

 

[S-Met]

What's the difference between an oyster with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One you wanna shuck between fits...

 

[S-Met]

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub? One has hope in her soul...

 

[Metalchef1]

No one posted a new quote so here is one...

"..And you, who speak to Indians as if to little children: Your heart is big. Not as big as your mouth, but you have good feelings inside."

 

[homebrewer_99]

Wrong thread, I know...What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One is a bottom dwelling scum sucker and the other is a fish.

 

[Br3w4u]

No one posted a new quote so here is one...

"..And you, who speak to Indians as if to little children: Your heart is big. Not as big as your mouth, but you have good feelings inside."

Blazing saddles?

 

[Metalchef1]

No... But not too far off?

 

[S-Met]

No one posted a new quote so here is one...

"..And you, who speak to Indians as if to little children: Your heart is big. Not as big as your mouth, but you have good feelings inside."

Had to look this one up, I'm not certain, but I don't think I've seen this before. I'm going to be watching this soon.

 

[Metalchef1]

It's great..
It's not a Mel brooks but it's great...

 

[S-Met]

I'm a Gene Wilder fan for sure. And a young Harrison Ford in that movie too. It looks good.

 

[homebrewer_99]

The Outlaw Josey Wales...LOL! Nah, just kidding: The Frisco Kid...(tuchus!).