mindful of mindlessness???

[Zymurgrafi]

okay, so had a couple and I am thinking to myself...

self, how do you know when your ramblings have become mindless and should be posted in the drunken ramblings and mindless mumblings section? I mean, if i am rambling drunkly and mumbling mindelessly, will I know? I fear it will seem to be brilliant at the time. A revelation I must share in a more "serious" section of this fine forum lest folks not realize how important a pondering I have stumbled upon!

Perhaps I need a breathlizer on my keyboard? A monitor to check my typing coherency? A designated typer?

another beer?

'scuse me, I have a drinking problem...

my glass is empty.

 

[EmptyH]

oh the torcher I'm still at work (for another half hour at least). I gotta stop reading this forum at work, makes me too thirsty

 

[Zymurgrafi]

Ah, working at home. Gotta love it.

okay, not so profitable yet, but much more relaxed....

 

[Fiery Sword]

You guys have got to try the working-off-two-weeks-notice-thing. I'm invincible.

I think I've used the, "What are you gonna do, fire me?!?" thing a half a dozen times in the last week!!!!

 

[Zymurgrafi]

I would try that, but, I would look rather strange threatening myself...

hmm, might happen with a few more beers though.

Man, my boss can be a real *#$!

What? You're fired!

oh, yeah?! Well, So are you!!!

oh yeah?!!!

(rolls around floor punching self...)

 

[rdwj]

I think this is pretty much covered by the 86 Rules of Boozing - Rule 55

55. If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English.

So, if you think you're approaching drunken ramblings - you're probably well within them already.

 

[Zymurgrafi]

but, im noslurring every buddy esleis...