Michael Jackson jokes

[Bulls Beers]

Ok ok.. I know his body isn't even cold yet, But i heard some funny jokes today. I was wondering was you guys and gals heard. I'm not the biggest fan of jokes , but some of these were really good. here we go..

There was 2 boys sitting on ice cubes in Jacksons backyard. One guy said to another, why are there 2 boys sitting on ice cubes? The other guy said that Michael Jackson likes to have a couple of cold ones after lunch..

Here's another...

What's the difference between a MJ and a supermarket bag?

One is made of plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries..

 

[captianoats]

Let's have a moment of silence for Michael Jackson... Everyone grab their crotch and Beat It

 

[opengun]

This one is really bad but here it goes.

What are Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon and Michael Jackson expecting for Christmas?


Patrick Swayze

Told you it was bad.

 

[enderwig]

I don't have any jokes, but I'm subscribing this thread!

 

[Uncle Timmy]

This is actually from the Texts From Last Night site:

The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.

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:rockin:

 

[dontman]

In honor of Michael Jackson, McDonald's is having a special on 50 year old meat between two 10 year old buns.

 

[Donner]

from textsfromlastnight

(214): The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.

 

[harrydrez]

from textsfromlastnight

(214): The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.

That's pretty funny.

 

[homebrewer_99]

I heard that during today's autopsy they found a 10 year old wiener stuck in his throat...

 

[Ryno]

what were Micheals Jackson's last words?? Take me to the childrens hospital.

 

[Bulls Beers]

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose???



From a Catalog...

 

[Joos]

Pepsi is going to be the official sponsor of his cremation!

 

[QueenCityALER]

Did you hear Micheal Jackson was shopping at Wal-Mart?











He heard they had little boys' pants half-off!!!:cross:

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Ok, this one won't be as good in print, but try to imagine it as the spoken word:

What gets Micheal Jackson exited about 28-year-olds? The fact that there are 20 of them.

 

[Evan!]

Not mine, but funny:

Instead of burial or cremation, they're going to melt down Michael Jackson's corpse.

Turns out, he's about 80% plastic, and they're going to make legos out of him, so little kids can play with him for a change.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Not mine, but funny:

Instead of burial or cremation, they're going to melt down Michael Jackson's corpse.

Turns out, he's about 80% plastic, and they're going to make legos out of him, so little kids can play with him for a change.

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!!!!!!

 

[jerrysfinger]

Micheal Jackson was in a race the other day, he didn't win but, he came in a little behind.

 

[captianoats]

Micheal Jackson was in a race the other day, he didn't win but, he came in a little behind.

By far the best one yet!!!

In honor of Michael Jackson, let's have a moment of silence, grab our crotch, and BEAT IT

 

[AKchill]

Did you guys know that he actually died of food poisoning? He was eating 8 year old wieners and 12 year old nuts.

 

[ChshreCat]

How is Michael Jackson like soap?

They both leave bubbles behind when they go down the drain.

 

[BeezBrew]

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?




Acne doesn't come on your face until puberty.

 

[AKchill]

How can you tell when Michael Jackson is having a party?

All the tricycles parked in the yard.

 

[BrewBrain]

Did you see that Japanese dude ate over 100 chicken wings in 10 minutes?

Hey, speaking of eating records, I hear McCully Culkin choked on Michael Jackson's latest release.

- sorry. never drink and make up jokes kids....

 

[Evets]

You know it's bed time at MJs' house when the big hand touches the little hand.

 

[Dwain]

From textfromlastnight.com

Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.

- Dwain

 

[AKchill]

Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Micauley Caulkin stayed at the Neverland Ranch.

 

[MBasile]

It is very sad when someone dies, and my thoughts go out to all families that have lost someone.

That being said, is this where the Billy Mays jokes go too?

 

[wildwest450]

He was taken to the hospital in a Nambla-ance.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Farrah made me hard when I was young. Michael wanted me hard when I was young.

 

[Homercidal]

What did the lady say to MJ when he went to the beach?



Excuse me, I think you're in my son.