I think if you want to drink watery flavorless beer, stick with the cheapest possible options. Stag, PBR, Olympia, and High Life as a last option. I do still have a special place in my heart for these beers, long after I have developed an aversion to Bud, Miller, and basically all other major domestic brands. I think it's because I can convince myself that it's cool. Punk Rock!
I'd still rather have a homebrew or a Guinness, or any microbrew from colorado.