Men who sit to pee

[GilaMinumBeer]

Nope. I take a ton of vitamins and otc pain killers. I also smoke heavily. Oh and I'm over weight. And I sit at a desk all day.

OIC.

I was also taking a mixed blend of narcotic/near narcotic pain killers to counter the mundane pains. Those too I was able to drop after dropping the statins. A case of the fix being more harmful than the root cause.

 

[actech]

Hey did someone named kaitlyn start this thread or what?

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Hey did someone named kaitlyn start this thread or what?

Not sure about but can tell you that those who sit to pee are of a different jenneration.

 

[vincentAlpha]

Pretty weird... Since I have a toilet paper roll sitting next to the toilet and it's not sopping wet and dripping of piss. I think all you sitters out there need to stop sword fighting while you pee standing up.

I never said sopping wet but it gets around enough that its just not worth the aggro and frankly pi$$ stinks, I don't mind taking the couple extra seconds sitting involves. That being said the splashback does depend on the toilet since the shallower the bowl the better chance of splash getting out.

 

[harleybug88]

If you sit down to pee, then we need to talk!

 

[Tin4]

OIC.

I was also taking a mixed blend of narcotic/near narcotic pain killers to counter the mundane pains. Those too I was able to drop after dropping the statins. A case of the fix being more harmful than the root cause.

Near Narcotic?

Part of my issue is I'm not the healthiest person. I work out regularly, but you can't undo 20 years of smoking. "You could quit now". Shut your mouth imaginary arguer.

 

[actech]

As a plumber I will have to say YES there is splashback but mostly with urinals or missing the toilet. Just look at stall walls in public places rust formation on most urinal walls no matter how clean they try, uratic acid. Urinals I say are what get your hands dirty in bathroom from sprayback. Other wise it makes more sense to wash before peeing as to not get the tool dirty. It was fresh out the shower this morning and hasnt been anywhere. I know where it been but not my hands for sure.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Near Narcotic?

Regulated pain killers that don't come with 90 pages of signatures to receive them from a pharmacy.

 

[Hophunter]

This thread has definitely been enlightening and amusing. Except for everyone who somehow think that doing so makes you a woman. Akin to: you ain't a real man if you don't change your own oil, sharpen lawnmower blades, drink shine like water, let a woman be on top, grow a beard overnight, yada yada... What a bunch of neanderthals. No offense.

 

[paulthenurse]

Why in the HELL would someone inject to the woman being on top?

Edit... Object. Object. Gawdamned autocorrect

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm assuming you're not talking about an upper decker.

 

[Hophunter]

Relenting control to the fairer sex. Heaven forbid a little hyperbole in a lighthearted subject. [emoji238]

 

[m1k3]

solves the problem where is starts with two streams... or am I the only one?

 

[LAHammer]

So I'm catching up on this thread and enjoying a few brews while getting my back shaved and I'm hit by how much things have changed in the last xx ( insert appropriate number here) years. I never thought about peeing any other way until I saw a movie with Jack Nicolson where his wife made him sit. Didn't think about it again until this thread.
I drink enough beer that most of the time, peeing is an inconvenience that needs to take place as quickly as possible. I'm usually multitasking, unzipping, light switch, lid up, aim, fire, shake, lid down ... Any way I'm in a hurry and I have never thought that sitting would be quicker. Plus it's mostly water anyway.
And, that's why it's all tile and porcelain so that it's easy to clean and we do it pretty often.
And, I always put the lid back down. Realized early in my marriage that my wife was never going to check and only a few blood curdling screams in the middle of the night cured me.
And in the middle of the night if you can't hug the toilet with your legs and fire between 'em... well unless it fires sideways...

 

[FloppyKnockers]

Why in the HELL would someone inject to the woman being on top?

Edit... Object. Object. Gawdamned autocorrect

Haha.....inject.

 

[CGVT]

Wow. Until I read this thread I would never have imagined that any male that did not have a physical problem would sit to pee in any instance other than when he had to take a dump.

 

[Zuljin]

Helicopter! Helicopter!

 

[ArkotRamathorn]

How? I go once every two days. More often if I have milk, which gives me some nasty runs.

Its all about that poop flora and fauna.

Eat yogurt every day, I'm regular like a Tokyo train.

 

[Natdavis777]

So, among other fu*ked up questions I pose to my friends, one is this: If you sit to poop (and you piss, you always piss when you poop) but end up not going, do you sit there until you drop trow, or do you accept the fact you sat down to pee and go on with the day?

 

[brettg20]

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[cannman]

On the backsplash issue of peeing standing up:

I now tend to pee from the side of the bowl, not standing in front of it. I have observed that due to the angle of the lip of the side of the bowl, it does a better job of containing any and all splashes when aiming just above the water line. YUP.

 

[Natdavis777]

I started peeing on the side of the bowl when I was little. I did it bc I didnt want to wake my parents. It became a habit (bc I didnt shut the door) and now I do both (pee on the side of the bowl @ almost 30 and dont shut the door) and my wife wonders if I was raised by wolves

 

[Kwitty]

And, I always put the lid back down. Realized early in my marriage that my wife was never going to check and only a few blood curdling screams in the middle of the night cured me.

Cure you? Why didn't it cure her? Women want equal rights, pay, responsibility, they want to do the same jobs, but can't handle a toilet seat? They also want doors held, the seat down, and us to "sweep them off their feet". Tell you what..... Sweep me off my feet! Open the door for me once, and put the seat UP when you're done! I'm tired of always not noticing the OBVIOUS POSITION of the seat and pissing all over it!

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

Does no one put both seats down before flushing? It prevents splashing from flushing and both man and woman endure the heart wrenching misery of having to adjust the seat properly with each use.

 

[GQT]

There are other ways to prove one's manliness (in case it still needs being proved) besides splashing piss around.
I proudly proclaim I sit at home and in my close friends' homes. Not in public places of course for obvious reasons.

Great thread it is, perhaps I should subscribe... it's going to be like 3 thou pages a year later!

 

[Venari]

Its all about that poop flora and fauna.

Eat yogurt every day, I'm regular like a Tokyo train.

I'm allergic to milk protiens, so this would just get me gassy all day with no friends at the end of it.

 

[SnakeRidge]

I drink a lot of Lysol, so my micturation is a powerful germ fighter. I also use it to clean wounds when needed.

 

[Kwitty]

And, I always put the lid back down. Realized early in my marriage that my wife was never going to check and only a few blood curdling screams in the middle of the night cured me.

Cured you? Why didn't it cure her? Is the seat to difficult to figure out? Women want equallity. I hear about it all the time! Except...... It's not equal. They want the same jobs, they want to be in combat, they want to play football. They also want us to open doors, put the seat down, and sweep them off their feet! I say if things are "equal" then tell her to sweep you off your feet and when she's done put the seat UP! I don't know about you, but I'm so tired of pissing all over the seat because a woman left the seat down. Guess it was TO DIFFICULT TO FIGURE OUT what position the seat was in?

 

[Mer-man]

Austin, you don't want to use the "toilet" in Tibet.

 

[jaydlaw]

My bad if people find my statement offensive, but I cannot pee sitting down. My manhood demands that I pee standing up. I've tried, nothing comes out. There have been times after taking a duce that I've had to stand up, turn around and pee, after wiping of course. Peeing while standing is a part of manhood. Unless I don't have legs, I will put standing up. I had a catheter before and still needed to stand up when I regained consciousness. Peeing while standing is such a little thing but it is part of what makes me a male.