Men: Getting snipped. Yay or nay?

[schematix]

At the risk of inviting TMI, does anyone have any suggestions regarding a "cleanup" protocol? This part is new to my wife and I, and she's ... unimpressed ... with the transfer in post-action cleanup responsibilities.

Kleenex - best for cleaning up fluids when by yourself, or with a partner.

I'll stop there for now, unless encouraged otherwise.

 

[Homercidal]

I never knew there was so much to worry about! At risk of TMI I would say my wife gives me the dirty look whenever It goes anywhere else. Usually at that point she's not in a state of mind to worry about it anyway. It's like what the Mummies sing:

It sounds like she's praying
The Cain that she's raising up
The moment she's peaking
The vowels she's speaking of

Oh oh!
she's in the oh zone !
Oh, Oh!
she's in the oh zone!

 

[blizz81]

Jackhammer, and then tell her just to adapt to sleeping like that.

 

[kombat]

We picked up some wet-wipes and one of this little stainless steel garbage cans with a foot pedal and a lid. We'll see if we can get used to a new routine.

 

[Homercidal]

Life is hard!

 

[blizz81]

Good contextual word choice.

 

[betarhoalphadelta]

Well, rolling over and saying "goodnight honey" while she goes to clean up, and then being asleep and snoring by the time she gets back is NOT the way to go lol.

 

[kombat]

Is that speaking from experience?

 

[betarhoalphadelta]

I plead the 5th.