Masstoberfest 2015

[Melana]

My house smells awesome

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[bigjohnmilford]

My house does too

 

[Yooper]

Off to get s few hours sleep. Anyone who comes before 8 and wakes me up will die

I can't wait! Melana is making her additions to the trophy and it's even more beautiful than before. She's also cooking up amazing food to bring.

In classic fashion, I am doing absolutely nothing.

 

[paulthenurse]

Brisket is wrapped. Pork butt is on. And I am dragging ass. [View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1443875944.804630.jpgView attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1443875930.704464.jpg

 

[Cape Brewing]

Tried to get coverage at the Bog so I could try to shoot over for a short visit during the day and it didn't happen.

Enjoy

 

[paulthenurse]

All together now...


Yea!!!!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

Is your last sentence grammatically correct?

 

[paulthenurse]

~~~ and Yooper went and broke a finger just to get out of going,~~~

Rumors of broken digits are vastly exaggerated. You don't think she'd miss the opportunity to have her picture taken with 30 or 40 AHA members, do you? You DO know that she's running for elected office, right.

 

[Cape Brewing]

All together now...


Yea!!!!!!

Your words are hurtful Paul. Hurtful.

 

[Yooper]

Rumors of broken digits are vastly exaggerated. You don't think she'd miss the opportunity to have her picture taken with 30 or 40 AHA members, do you? You DO know that she's running for elected office, right.

That was last year, Paul. I am not running for anything but still will be my naturally charming self.

 

[Yooper]

Tried to get coverage at the Bog so I could try to shoot over for a short visit during the day and it didn't happen.

Enjoy

Are you going to be open tomorrow? We could stop in.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sorry... We're only open Weds and Sat. I would honestly open just so you guys could pop in but it's my b-day and the fam' has plans for me

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pouring list today... View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1443889159.035532.jpg

 

[Melana]

Just a bit cold

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[bigjohnmilford]

Thanks to Alice and Paul for another awesome gathering . Great to see everyone.

 

[Melana]

Fun...

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[homebeerbrewer]

Another year that I didn't make it. Well, I tried.

 

[paulthenurse]

I thought they'd never f'ing leave. Jeezus it's not that hard. Come, drink, eat, go home. Operative idea being 'go the f home...'

And as far as the idea of ball gags adorning the Masstoberfest Cup, I'd suggest that a ball gag would be WAY more useful stuffed in the pie hole of the Beer Princess. For the love of the schweet baby Jeezus would you stop yapping for just five f'ing minutes. Da fuq? I've got a splitting headache!

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm seriously depressed right now.

Winning the Masstoberfest Cup SHOULD be like winning the Olympic Decathlon. All we need is a 'Cutthedickoffofme' to complete the picture. Well, that's pretty much what it's become. Just look at this collection of misfit current and former winners of my baby, the Masstoberfest Cup. View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1443923883.471952.jpg
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Daddymen looking for the bathroom. Melana totally unaware that she's in a group photo, Yooper hiding after she realized that she will NEVER get elected to the AHA hierarchy with THIS on her resume', the_bird and spawn hoping the agony ends soon and Mort checking his smart phones for flights home.

 

[paulthenurse]

I think I'm climbing into a warm tub and opening a vein.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jesus Christ.. You made Yoop come all the effin way out for THAT??? WTF??? What the eff was there??? Eight people there??????

Yoop... Please... Talk Melena into making the trip to Norton tomorrow. We have a full tap list and if you guys give me a time, I WILL open the taproom just for you guys....: beers on me.

 

[Audiacious]

WTF if i knew about this, i would have come down lol. Maybe next year then.

 

[Yooper]

I think I'm climbing into a warm tub and opening a vein.

Good idea. Just make sure there is enough life insurance for A to finish the indoor plumbing and the pizza oven.

Oh, and I did not realize part of making pizza included tossing the dough twice on the ground before throwing it under a disabled truck. I would have normally left those steps out. Thanks for the lesson!

 

[Bulls Beers]

Good idea. Just make sure there is enough life insurance for A to finish the indoor plumbing and the pizza oven.

Oh, and I did not realize part of making pizza included tossing the dough twice on the ground before throwing it under a disabled truck. I would have normally left those steps out. Thanks for the lesson!

That's funny, because it's true...I'm still pulling concrete out of my teeth.

 

[1977Brewer]

Good idea. Just make sure there is enough life insurance for A to finish the indoor plumbing and the pizza oven.



Oh, and I did not realize part of making pizza included tossing the dough twice on the ground before throwing it under a disabled truck. I would have normally left those steps out. Thanks for the lesson!

This is exactly how I would expect Paul to make a pizza.

Looks like a helluva party though. Makes me almost wish I could have pretended I wanted to be there.

 

[bob1852]

Jesus Christ.. You made Yoop come all the effin way out for THAT??? WTF??? What the eff was there??? Eight people there??????

Yoop... Please... Talk Melena into making the trip to Norton tomorrow. We have a full tap list and if you guys give me a time, I WILL open the taproom just for you guys....: beers on me.

You're just jealous that PTN found 7 people that wanted to hang out with him.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

The pizza was fantastic. Especially when you have someone to lick the dirty cheese 😵

 

[Paps]

Especially when you have someone to lick the dirty cheese 😵

Taint that a shame.

 

[Melana]

Jesus Christ.. You made Yoop come all the effin way out for THAT??? WTF??? What the eff was there??? Eight people there??????

Yoop... Please... Talk Melena into making the trip to Norton tomorrow. We have a full tap list and if you guys give me a time, I WILL open the taproom just for you guys....: beers on me.

If you're serious PM me your phone number and we will stop. It would probably be around 3.

 

[Yooper]

The pizza was fantastic. Especially when you have someone to lick the dirty cheese 😵

Pretty sure I wasn't licking dirty cheese.

Wait. I guess I did that. It was instinctive. When it flew into the pizza, I panicked.