Masstoberfest 2015

[smurfjuice]

Vera, vera nice ... :beard:

 

[Yooper]

Is anybody actually going to be brewing at this shindig? Or is all about the food and drink?

 

[Daddymem]

Melana will probably blow another mash. Paulie lets stuff sit in warm water for a while. The tent monkeys will probably brew something on their Transformer rig. I'll make some ****ty beer in my pillowcase. Someone will be putting dirty hot rocks in brown liquid. That count as brewing?

 

[Melana]

I'm probably not brewing this year. So sorry to disappoint.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Is anybody actually going to be brewing at this shindig? Or is all about the food and drink?

I might, not sure yet.

 

[Yooper]

I might, not sure yet.

If you do, can I be your assistant brewer? I'd love to brew, but without doing any work at all.

maybe, beer pouring assistant? Technical advisor? Opinionated mash paddle operator?

 

[Melana]

If you do, can I be your assistant brewer? I'd love to brew, but without doing any work at all.

maybe, beer pouring assistant? Technical advisor? Opinionated mash paddle operator?

Opinionated technical advisor?

 

[Melana]

OH MY! I just realized that I now have TWO WEEKS to add to the Masstoberfest Cup! What to add.... WHAT TO ADD!!!?????

 

[Yooper]

Opinionated technical advisor?

That does sound like me, doesn't it?

How about "slightly tipsy opinionated technical advisor"? I could rock that job.

 

[Melana]

That does sound like me, doesn't it?

How about "slightly tipsy opinionated technical advisor"? I could rock that job.

You'll need a crown. Queen Yooper the Slightly Tipsy Always Opinionated Technical Advisor.

 

[Yooper]

You'll need a crown. Queen Yooper the Slightly Tipsy Always Opinionated Technical Advisor.

That does have a ring to it.

You can just call me "your highness" for short. :cross:

 

[Melana]

a crown and Red/Green suspenders.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey kids. Alice and I are back from vacation. Didn't miss did a single one of you while gone. Not even you Mort. I kept thinking of you every time I saw s parrot fish dashing across the foreground spewing a trail of coral stool from its arse. Seemed appropriate somehow.View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1442796926.558589.jpg

 

[paulthenurse]

OK kids, let's start talking this up. Less than two weeks to go. Who's brewing?

Yoop, if you want you can brew on my rig. I can either cook or brew but experience has shown that I can't do both without screwing one or the other up. It's a 3 keggle HERMS system, yours to use if you want.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hey kids. Alice and I are back from vacation. Didn't miss did a single one of you while gone. Not even you Mort. I kept thinking of you every time I saw s parrot fish dashing across the foreground spewing a trail of coral stool from its arse. Seemed appropriate somehow.View attachment 304574

Friggin' Paulie. You got a lil too much sun!

 

[Paps]

experience has shown that I can't either cook or brew without screwing one or the other up.

Oh.....pardon me.....i thought this was your brick oven thread for a moment.
:rockin:

 

[nhwrecker]

Welcome home PTN. Now GFY.

Ah, I feel better already.

I'm not planning on brewing at Masstoberfest, but will be bringing food and beer, and I can also bring the 6 tap jocky box as well.

 

[Yooper]

OK kids, let's start talking this up. Less than two weeks to go. Who's brewing?

Yoop, if you want you can brew on my rig. I can either cook or brew but experience has shown that I can't do both without screwing one or the other up. It's a 3 keggle HERMS system, yours to use if you want.

I don't want a lot of responsibility, as I'm a lazy ass who mostly drinks and talks, so I'd rather be an assistant or just in the way. But thanks for the offer to use the rig. If someone else wants to brew, I'd love to help.

 

[bob1852]

I don't want a lot of responsibility, as I'm a lazy ass who mostly drinks and talks, so I'd rather be an assistant or just in the way. But thanks for the offer to use the rig. If someone else wants to brew, I'd love to help.

That's okay. Plenty of time to be lazy with PTN's rig and his ~16 hour sparge.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

We do need someone to man the fire extinguisher for the pizza oven. Hey wait. I got an idea on how to reduce that sparge time..... and when you say responsibility that implies there will be responsible people in attendance.

 

[paulthenurse]

That's okay. Plenty of time to be lazy with PTN's rig and his ~16 hour sparge.

Lots of talk from someone who's going to be hiding at home.

At least Yoop is going to be here getting in the way while she flaps her lips incessantly.

 

[paulthenurse]

Welcome home PTN. Now GFY.



Ah, I feel better already.



I'm not planning on brewing at Masstoberfest, but will be bringing food and beer, and I can also bring the 6 tap jocky box as well.

Please do bring the jockey box Mort.

GFY

 

[paulthenurse]

Welcome home PTN. Now GFY.



Ah, I feel better already.



I'm not planning on brewing at Masstoberfest, but will be bringing food and beer, and I can also bring the 6 tap jocky box as well.

Please do bring the jockey box Mort. Then, please GFY.

 

[paulthenurse]

I was going to remove the duplicate post but since Mort is a moron and probably won't bring the jockey box without being reminded a few times AND since it always feels so right to tell him to go fu(k himself I'm just going to let it stand.

 

[paulthenurse]

We do need someone to man the fire extinguisher for the pizza oven. Hey wait. I got an idea on how to reduce that sparge time..... and when you say responsibility that implies there will be responsible people in attendance.

Yo Dude...

GFY.

 

[Yooper]

Lots of talk from someone who's going to be hiding at home.

At least Yoop is going to be here getting in the way while she flaps her lips incessantly.

I'll do more than get in the way and flap my lips. I'll......why I'll..........um, I'll.............

No, you pretty much nailed that one.

 

[paulthenurse]

But we wouldn't be so rude as to call you out about it that day.

No. We'll wait till you leave then laugh about you amongst ourselves. Cause we gut mannahz.

 

[Yooper]

But we wouldn't be so rude as to call you out about it that day.

No. We'll wait till you leave then laugh about you amongst ourselves. Cause we gut mannahz.

That's you alright, all about class and manners. I don't care what anybody says about you Paul, you act like you have some class. Sometimes.

 

[paulthenurse]

It's all an act.

 

[paulthenurse]

I've got two hours to kill till my next class. This sux.