Masstoberfest 2014

[DakotaRules]

If you can free up two taps I'll bring a couple logs from the Bog


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I think he meant to write that to another forum. I didn't think we were worthy enough for the great capes presence or beer.

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL...

Yeah... I was totally kidding.




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[bob1852]

I'll bring a couple logs from the Bog

Good. No one wants your "logs" anyway...

 

[paulthenurse]

You're coming? ****. I thought you would be busy pouring pints to under aged Wheaton coeds in yoga pants. You should stay in Norton. Move along. Move along. Nothing to see here.

 

[the_bird]

Oh, he'll bring a couple kegs. And we'll have to take up a collection to pay for 'em.

 

[Melana]

i don't think we can afford 'em.

 

[paulthenurse]

I got $3.47 in spare change in the cup holder in my truck. I realize that at that price point I'm way overpaying but I like Matt and FW. Their not so silent partner .....? Uhhhh ya .

 

[Cape Brewing]

That's just being mean now.


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[paulthenurse]

I'm pretty much a ****** in real life too.

 

[Melana]

So we need to bring beer, socks, food, and a bag of broccoli?

 

[Bulls Beers]

So we need to bring beer, socks, food, and a bag of broccoli?

Don't forget pizza..

 

[smurfjuice]

I'll poke around and see if I can find some granite scraps this weekend. Going to be doing a lot of running around on Saturday, anyway.

Jay, how many scraps o' granite you looking' for ???

 

[smurfjuice]

I got $3.47 in spare change in the cup holder in my truck. I realize that at that price point I'm way overpaying but I like Matt and FW. Their not so silent partner .....? Uhhhh ya .

Maybe you can pay him in pizzas ... :beard:

 

[paulthenurse]

I liked you better when you were my long lost friend Smurf.

 

[smurfjuice]

Awwww, thank you sire, now i feel needed ... ... :beard:

 

[the_bird]

Jay, how many scraps o' granite you looking' for ???

I don't know. If I get myself a setup, I may just borrow a few of yours for the time being. You know the drill better than me - enough to keep a few heating while the others are in the brewpot.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I know I don't have jack **** for rocks unfortunately (actually being serious for once even though it doesn't ultimately help)


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[smurfjuice]

I have a piece of counter top left. let me see what i can do. i still may have those granite chunks i got from rookie. let me look. ... ... :beard:

 

[the_bird]

I'm not that worried about the rocks, ultimately. Worst-case, I should be able to find some granite garden edging and whack it with a big hammer. Or, I know there are some small countertop pieces down at the ReStore which shouldn't cost too much. I'm heading down there on Saturday (looking for cheap windows for my new shed), I'll see what they've got around.

 

[smurfjuice]

If there is a granite counter top place near you, see iffin' they have any broken pieces laying around out back. you should get them for zip ... ...

 

[bluemoose]

You are welcome to come up to my house and pick some up. I have about a metric ass ton of granite.


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[the_bird]

You coming down to Paulie's, Elvis?

 

[smurfjuice]

GAWD, Yingling lite sux ...

 

[paulthenurse]

Well that's a surprise.

 

[lizardeye]

I've got a two tap jockey box i'm planning to bring, if that'd be helpful. If not,I can just bring a keg or two.

 

[paulthenurse]

Bring it. You can never have too many available taps. And ice. You can't have too much ice. And strippers. More strippers are always better than less.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Smurf, do you still have any of the ol' hollow tree in a pile?

 

[smurfjuice]

Sire, I have the friggin' black forest stacked in the yard. why, need sum ??

 

[Melana]

Sire, I have the friggin' black forest stacked in the yard. why, need sum ??

I need as much as you can spare. Still delivering?

 

[Melana]

Bring it. You can never have too many available taps. And ice. You can't have too much ice. And strippers. More strippers are always better than less.

OK I'll add ice and strippers to the list. Do the strippers have to be breathing or do you have a spot under the shed that is in need of filling?

 

[smurfjuice]

I need as much as you can spare. Still delivering?

For smokin'??

 

[Melana]

smokin and burnin.

 

[smurfjuice]

See if we can hook you up ...

 

[smurfjuice]

Hey Smurf, do you still have any of the ol' hollow tree in a pile?

I will have extra in the truck sire ............. :beard:

 

[lizardeye]

Bring it. You can never have too many available taps. And ice. You can't have too much ice. And strippers. More strippers are always better than less.

Didn't someone say something earlier in this thread about underage Wheaton coeds?

 

[paulthenurse]

They would probably make really bad strippers, since life hasn't yet ground their optimism, self esteem and dignity into dust. You have to have gone through your own personal cataclysmic life disasters to truly be depraved enough to be a top shelf stripper.

Not that I've given it any thought.

 

[paulthenurse]

Smurf, I was asking to see if you had wood for your fire.

But I'd certainly take some. Hardwood for smoking the pig and anything else for that nights bonfire .

 

[lizardeye]

They would probably make really bad strippers, since life hasn't yet ground their optimism, self esteem and dignity into dust. You have to have gone through your own personal cataclysmic life disasters to truly be depraved enough to be a top shelf stripper.

Not that I've given it any thought.

We can always hope for a couple with father issues...

 

[paulthenurse]

You're gonna fit right in.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Shecky,

You wanna reconsider?