Masstoberfest 2014

[Melana]

Is he going to do a steinbier?

I am not your secretary.

 

[paulthenurse]

Good thing. I'd fire your azz for this poor performance.

 

[Melana]

I hear that a lot.

 

[the_bird]

My old man's still working on scoring me an old brake drum for the forge. I'm wondering about an old steel rim; that should work too, shouldn't it?

 

[Melana]

I bet we could find one at the flea market in Bennington

 

[the_bird]

Oh, that's a good idea. Is that in two weeks?

 

[Melana]

Sure is!

 

[DakotaRules]

My old man's still working on scoring me an old brake drum for the forge. I'm wondering about an old steel rim; that should work too, shouldn't it?

I'll check too.


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[Melana]

Paul are you charging an entry fee this year? Does a package of socks still work?

 

[paulthenurse]

Two packs for you smarty pants.

If some if you don't understand that exchange, I do some part time work at the medical clinic at the homeless shelter out on Long Island in Boston Harbor. The most common ailments we see over the winter are foot problems. The clients are outside all day in the rain/snow and get wet feet. Not a problem for you and I, we go home and put on dry shoes and socks. Big problem if all of your belongings are in the rucksack you are wearing in the rain/snow. Last year I asked everybody coming to Masstoberfest to bring a package of new white athletic socks and I wound donate them to the clinic where they would be put to good use.

It is NOT an entrance fee by any stretch of the imagination. If you can afford it and you agree that there is a need and you wish to help than I'd welcome your help. We all choose where we donate our time/effort/money.

For that matter, we all have different economic circumstances and needs. If you personally are pressed for cash and are thinking that you can't come to Masstoberfest because things are tight and maybe you don't want to show up empty handed, please come anyways. This is about comradery and fellowship between local brewers and friends. If you are just a ******** and think it will be funny to show up with a bag of frozen broccoli that's cool too.

And if any of you Douchenozzles think you'll get a big laugh by bringing a frozen pizza and mocking my wicked pissah pizza oven I'm gonna sick Yeager on yo azz. Just saying'.

 

[Yooper]

And if any of you Douchenozzles think you'll get a big laugh by bringing a frozen pizza and mocking my wicked pissah pizza oven I'm gonna sick Yeager on yo azz. Just saying'.

It turns out that I actually have to work that weekend- well, at least the 24,25, and 26th, so I'm not going anywhere at all.

But NEXT year, I will come. Frozen pizza and socks in hand. And for this year, please take lots of pictures and post them in a "neener, neener" kind of way so that I feel bad and wish I was there.

 

[paulthenurse]

bird, you had September 1st but I think..... yup, Big John had August 31for the official bail out date by the Yoop. Everybody who picked owes John a buck. Winning $312 is a nice way to start your Sunday morning, John

 

[wfowlks]

So elios pizza?

 

[wfowlks]

Not even the good frozen pizza

 

[Yooper]

bird, you had September 1st but I think..... yup, Big John had August 31for the official bail out date by the Yoop. Everybody who picked owes John a buck. Winning $312 is a nice way to start your Sunday morning, John

Haha. Very funny.

I dunno, maybe if I felt more welcome, I'd make more of an effort.
Nah, that is not it. I really do have to work.

 

[bluemoose]

Retirement must suck Yooper. Always having to work and stuff.
We could probably send you a bud light and Ellios pizza, and you can stand in your backyard and hurl insults at yourself. It'll save you the airfare.


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[Yooper]

Retirement must suck Yooper. Always having to work and stuff.
We could probably send you a bud light and Ellios pizza, and you can stand in your backyard and hurl insults at yourself. It'll save you the airfare.


Sent from the kingdom of beer.

Retirement does not suck! What sucks is getting hired back to fill in, and then being put on the schedule without anyone telling you!

I'll go ahead and skip the Bud Light and pizza, but I have no problem hurling insults at myself. I must say that Paul is particularly gifted at insulting me, though, and I will have difficulty trying to think of good ones that would be befitting PTN.

Let's see. One time he said, "Oh yeah? Well YOU are". That one was a humdinger.

 

[paulthenurse]

Humdinger?


Did you really just say humdinger? Seriously? Could you possibly be more of a dork?

 

[bluemoose]

Humdinger was big in the fifties.


( that's funny cause Yooper's old. I wanted to make that clear seeing it is mostly massholes in this thread)


Sent from the kingdom of beer.

 

[paulthenurse]

She's an old dork,

An old, stay at home in West Buttfark, MI dork.

 

[wfowlks]

Three sheets to the wind, eh?

 

[paulthenurse]

Who? Me? Hardly. Yoop and I are pals, the type of pals you can only be with someone after lying awake for hours listening to their drunken snoring.


I was the one with bleary eyes the next morning. Just sayin'

 

[Yooper]

Humdinger?


Did you really just say humdinger? Seriously? Could you possibly be more of a dork?

Well of course I could be more of a dork. Even the dorkiest of the dorks could be more so. Instead of the term dork, however, I prefer eccentric.

I never claimed to be cool or hip or whatever young folks call it these days. Except for you, Paul. You are even older and dorkier than I am.

The only thing that makes me kind of cool is that I can brew beer. I know that doesn't impress this group much. But I like to think it makes me a little bit hotter than your average middle-aged dumpy grandmother.

 

[paulthenurse]

Sumptin's been bothering me since you bailed and I couldn't figure it out. So I went back and read the thread.

I have to skewer you with this.


You know I wuv you...

but what happened to the cousins wedding in Buttsex Indianna? Christ!! They're ALREADY divorced?
Dammit. I put $500 on 'by Christmas'


Dammit!

 

[Yooper]

Sumptin's been bothering me since you bailed and I couldn't figure it out. So I went back and read the thread.

I have to skewer you with this.


You know I wuv you...

but what happened to the cousins wedding in Buttsex Indianna? Christ!! They're ALREADY divorced?
Dammit. I put $500 on 'by Christmas'


Dammit!

Oh no it's still on. It's a big huge to-do. I won't say we weren't really invited. But our invitation must've been lost in the mail. According to Facebook it's going to be quite the event.

 

[paulthenurse]

This is like shooting smelt in a barrel.
Who wants to spank Yooper's azz?



Whoooo!

Whoooooooooo!


Ok. The line forms to the left. $50/ chance.


No.


Cash only.

Did you really need to ask?

 

[paulthenurse]

All spankage proceeds go to buy socks for the indigent.

And together we can cover Yoop's plane fare. Hell. It costs $500 an hour to spank a naughty girls azz in Providence. If you think about it this is practically a Groupon type thing...

I'm doubling down!!!!

 

[day_trippr]

This is like shooting smelt in a barrel.
Who wants to spank Yooper's azz?[...]

$50? LOL! I could spank her for free from here

Seriously, bail-outs don't get weaker than that one...

Cheers! (that oughtta do nicely )

 

[Yooper]

This is like shooting smelt in a barrel.
Who wants to spank Yooper's azz?



Whoooo!

Whoooooooooo!


Ok. The line forms to the left. $50/ chance.


No.


Cash only.

Did you really need to ask?

Oh, you are just so darn cute! You have a boat, a nice wife, and a pretend pizza oven. I think you're great.

 

[bluemoose]

Now that was a humdinger!