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Ok. Well she's in bed. She gets up around 3. Don't ask how I know that, Big John is serious big.

We get plenty of ****age. Sure the numbers are skewed towards sausage but that's cause most women are smarter than their male partners and say home. But we get a coupon dozen or every year.

I should add that chilllinz are welcome up to the point of whining. At that point they become firewood and will be tossed on the fire as it dies down.

However, naps on the couches in the living room have spared most (if not all) Spawn of Brewers.

We're tolerant of Spawns because they are generally accompanied by their frequently hot MILFs. Squalling Spawnage unaccompanied by a hot mother will be terminated with extreme prejudice and the Spawner will be ridiculed relentlessly for the next calendar year. It's a tough world out there. I don't make up the rules. It is what it is.

Same goes for whining SWMBO's. You'll rue the day you were born showing up with a high maintenance SWMBO. Unless she is uber hot. Like Giselle got. Then she's your problem but our eye candy and we'll let you slide. Especially if she decides to organize a wet tee shirt contest between her and the other swmbo's
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I'm in. Looks like I'm winning the cup this year. 😫


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Alright, ****ers, I'm in! Haven't brewed in ages, but hoping to get a stout going next week so maybe I'll actually have something to share this time.
 
Paulie's just looking for new folks, people who haven't yet realized that he's completely full of ****. What he doesn't realize... EVERYBODY already knows!
 
Hey all,
just got on line from a boat deep in the West Pacific. Here's a pic from a few years ago showing PTN's date... I mean pig...I mean...........never mind.

Can't wait - This is always a good time. I hope to be brewing, but I'll definitely be there either way - with or without pizza. wait, maybe that's what I'll bring. Domino's for everyone. That way I can win the first ever Masstoberfest pizza trophy.

And oh yeah - GFY.

Aloha.

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Well, looks like special guest Robin Williams isn't going to be able to make it this year.


What is that anyway, Paulie? Discharge from your bilge pump?
 
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