Masstoberfest 2014

[Bulls Beers]

No you don't. You LOVE us. You ADORE us. You think we're AWESOME.

The fact that we make up lame excuses to avoid spending time with you doesn't seem to bother you a bit.


Edit- flight from about 1.5 hours away from me to Logan is $308, while the closest airport to me is $700. Who is picking me up at Logan?

I'm probably closest, so what time would you need the limo to pick you up??

 

[Bulls Beers]

So does that mean you're gonna ***** out and bail early? Lemme guess... He's getting married in Indiana and you have to catch a flight.

Geez, I SO need a new bunch of BFFs.

NO, I'm not gonna bail. Maybe I'll stay until 12 or 1 in the afternoon.

 

[Melana]

No you don't. You LOVE us. You ADORE us. You think we're AWESOME.

The fact that we make up lame excuses to avoid spending time with you doesn't seem to bother you a bit.


Edit- flight from about 1.5 hours away from me to Logan is $308, while the closest airport to me is $700. Who is picking me up at Logan?

I will come pick you up!

 

[Yooper]

Let me talk to the chief financial officer and see if I can make it. I would really love to come.

 

[bob1852]

Edit- flight from about 1.5 hours away from me to Logan is $308, while the closest airport to me is $700. Who is picking me up at Logan?

Let me talk to the chief financial officer and see if I can make it. I would really love to come.

The one year I was going to go, the_bird was going to take me to Sox game at Fenway. You should see if that offer still stands.

 

[paulthenurse]

This year? Why not just have us tie you to a stake and use you for bayonet practice. It would be less painful.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

The one year I was going to go, the_bird was going to take me to Sox game at Fenway. You should see if that offer still stands.

We'll probably be able to get you in to the pahk. Are you a southpaw and what speed is your change up? Can you make it to first base without looking like you blew a tire?

 

[paulthenurse]

That's a good point. If he can throw a baseball 60' 6" without bouncing it three times he's more qualified than 75% of our pitching staff. And he wouldn't have to hit. Hmmmmmm

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Lather him up with some Bullfrog and he'll be our Ace.

 

[paulthenurse]

And Yeager pops up from behind the curtain... "Did somebody say "Lather him up? I'm JUST the girl for the job."

 

[bob1852]

I am a lefty, and in high school I pitched one inning...

 

[paulthenurse]

Sounds like the idea of Yeager rubbing you down has you reconsidering your plans for late September.

Not that there is anything wrong with that...

 

[bob1852]

Only if he rubs me down with blueberries. Wait, what?

 

[paulthenurse]

Christ, you'll be bluer that Papa Smurf when Yeager's done with you.

 

[shecky]

One of these days UConn football will be in a bye week for this thing. Alas, not this year. Maybe I'll just quit my job.

 

[paulthenurse]

Took me a while to track this down but I found a picture of the Cup before it was bastardized.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

I think I'll try to make it this year. Key word, try.

 

[paulthenurse]

And last years winner Daddymem taking home the trophy from NHWrecker (Mort). The handsome fu(ker on the right is me, the host with the most.

 

[paulthenurse]

Anyone got a pic of Bird, the inaugural cup winner and his prize?

 

[paulthenurse]

One of these days UConn football will be in a bye week for this thing. Alas, not this year. Maybe I'll just quit my job.

Wow lets not get all higgally wiggally. Quitting your job is silly. Just call in sick. No one gives a rats arse about UConn football except the players parents. Come up here, watch the game on TV and email in your byline. Problem solved.
Geez, do I have to think of everything?

 

[wfowlks]

Ok alright already all this banter has me. Count me in

 

[paulthenurse]

I think I'll try to make it this year. Key word, try.

Don't try too hard. We wouldn't want you to overdo it and hurt yourself again.

 

[Daddymem]

Holy hell! It has been a year already? What a blur. The fame, the fortune, the booze, the women. That Masstoberfest Cup is life changing! I will miss that massive trophy, but I think my wife will love getting back her side of the bed, the passenger seat of our minivan, her side of the couch, and her seat at the table....I think. Anybody seen my wife lately?

Was someone looking for a shot like this?

 

[Daddymem]

Anyone know how to get dents out of it?
I'm totally giving up on getting out the stench, though.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ok wfowlks, you're nominated to babysit the_bird and keep him from following the Cup face first into the bonfire. Again.

Everyone has had to pull their share of the duty, as the N00b you need to earn your keep.

You do plan on brewing, right? If you brew we get someone else to babysit him while you brew. (If you are smart you'll start a triple decoction brew about 5pm, right about the time people start to get a little lose. Words of ad

 

[wfowlks]

As long as I can use the backpack leash from my kid babysitting should be a snap... All I'd need is a pole or stake. I do plan on brewing... exactly what is still to be determined at this time.

 

[paulthenurse]

As long as I can use the backpack leash from my kid babysitting should be a snap... All I'd need is a pole or stake.

Good idea except someone already tried it and it didn't work. He has this unnatural ability to untie knots behind his back. Wierd.

 

[HumulusHead]

I'm coming next year

When this pizza oven is done


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[wfowlks]

What about a bike lock neck leash.... breaking bad style

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm coming next year

When this pizza oven is done


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That hurt.