Am I the only guy here who actually lost his first wedding ring? That went over well. Worked out in the end though, the new one was an upgrade, because by that time I actually had some money. And I've had it for 15+ years now. It never comes off. I learned my lesson.
I'm on my 3rd ring.
First one was stolen when my home was burglarized. I got yelled at because 'if I was wearing it, it wouldn't have been stolen'. I can't argue with that logic.
The second one broke.
The current one sits in my wife's jewelry box. Every few months she takes it out and makes me wear it until I can sneak it back.
I hate wearing jewelry, but she keeps buying replacements.