Man Test

[the_bird]

I'm the opposite. It's like a cheese roll.

You may want to pull the skin back and give that thing a good washing.

 

[polecreek]

finally a test I can pass.

 

[DeathBrewer]

You may want to pull the skin back and give that thing a good washing.

you're right. It's starting to SMELL like a cheese roll

 

[GregR]

Seriously, I just thought it was funny. Others may not, but that's often the way humor goes...

sometimes that is just the way humor goes. some people laugh some people don't. but if you never say it no one will ever laugh.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Soy Latte". If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there, too.

I don't drink coffee at all- blech. Did I fail that one???

 

[polecreek]

I for one found this funny. If you took offence, spit it out its not yours. Just kidding, but it was a good humor.

 

[c.n.budz]

I wasn't offended by it, I just wanted to point out some of the holes in the joke:cross:

 

[Borisbbadd]

If I found out I was gay, does that mean I have to go clothes shopping with the wife ???

 

[gratus fermentatio]

“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.” --- Robert A. Heinlein

 

[babalu87]

My cat fu*ked up a rotty last week, how gay is the rotty owner?

What do you have for a cat, a Lion?

You may want to pull the skin back and give that thing a good washing.

ROFL
Thats some funny sh!t right thar

 

[ohiobrewtus]

#1 - not ghey.
#2 - not ghey.
#3 - not ghey.
#4 - not ghey.

#5 - not ghey. I drink coffee straight and black. Drinking other coffee variants does not indicate that someone has the ghey, but is does indicate that they need smacked upside their head for drinking crap like that and thinking that it's even remotely related to coffee. What you drink is more like hot chocolate.

#6 - Let's see... Honalulu Blue/Silver (Lions), Scarlet/Gray(Ohio State), Maize/Blue (Michigan), and lavender. Cookies, bundt cake, cheesecake, fritter, donut and sweet stout. Damnit, bring on the ghey.

#7 - not ghey.

Some people take things WAY too seriously.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Some people take things WAY too seriously.

Yup!

 

[Lil' Sparky]

I completely agree - and I'll add that anyone who took that seriously is as queer as a $3 bill.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I completely agree - and I'll add that anyone who took that seriously is as queer as a $3 bill.

I'm liberal by nature. That don't mean I'm all PC. I'm not gay, but if I were I'm sure I would have seen the (Attempted) humor in the OP.......Hell, if I were gay I would be splendiforously fabulous at it!!.......I would have to move out of Ohio though.

 

[noisy123]

I'm gay. I passed all 7.

This thread = FAIL!

You know what makes you gay? Preferring to have relations with members of the same sex.

 

[Evan!]

I completely agree - and I'll add that anyone who took that seriously is as queer as a $3 bill.

I think Kyle might have been referring to the author of the "joke", taking certain acts like drinking mocha, way too seriously...seriously enough to consider it an indication of sexual orientation

Also, I propose that Lincoln should go onto the 3-dollar bill, given his propensity for sucking schlong.

 

[DeathBrewer]

I'm gay. I passed all 7.

This thread = FAIL!

You know what makes you gay? Preferring to have relations with members of the same sex.

woah, woah, woah. you are ALL missing the point here.

There is a BIG difference between being a homosexual and being ghey!

 

[olllllo]

 

[olllllo]

^also a joke

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

^also a joke

t's a tough call, I know. We ALL have gay friends whether we realise it or not......The only reference point for me is whether I ever seemed to offend them or not.... I think I did OK, but hell, I could be wrong.

 

[jgln]

I think guys who like to paint pictures are questionable.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I think guys who like to paint pictures are questionable.

I think anyone who has never questioned their own sexuality/politics/Choice of breakfast cereal is a ******.

No offence intended. I appreciated the comment.....I just had to turn it into a point though.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Yeah, I mean...c'mon, we're all a LITTLE gay

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Yeah, I mean...c'mon, we're all a LITTLE gay

Johnny Depp makes me a little chubby in a totally hetero way.

 

[DeathBrewer]

My roommates dog shows the pink snake every time he gets excited when his master comes home. Does this make him gay?

 

[jgln]

I think anyone who has never questioned their own sexuality/politics/Choice of breakfast cereal is a ******.

No offence intended. I appreciated the comment.....I just had to turn it into a point though.

....actually I may be qustionable for liking your work, nice stuff. Do you sell it or is it all for your entertainment? Are you influenced by Salvador Dali?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

....actually I may be qustionable for liking your work, nice stuff. Do you sell it or is it all for your entertainment? Are you influenced by Salvador Dali?

It's all sold out.....I actually have a ton of people wanting to commision a piece...........That kind of pressure on my headbox stopped me painting and got me into brewing. .........I'm totally ok with that!!

 

[DeathBrewer]

wait...you paint? where can I seez this?

 

[jgln]

It's all sold out.....I actually have a ton of people wanting to commision a piece...........That kind of pressure on my headbox stopped me painting and got me into brewing. .........I'm totally ok with that!!

That is pretty awsome there is such demand for your work. Do you mind me asking in what price range? How long it typically takes for you to do a painting? If you have a link to all your work will you share? Not sure if that is a good idea or not for copyright purposes

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

wait...you paint? where can I seez this?

Surreal art prints from original oil paintings by Trevor Clark ....that site is outdated though. I have done better since those.