Man, I love my Jenkem...

[Philip1993]

I'm throwing the BS flag on this one.

*rimshot* padding

 

[olllllo]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/406067.stm
From the BBC in 1999.

 

[Fingers]

I think it's just a ruse to see how many ********* you can get to sniff their own sh!t. A sort of ****** IQ test.

 

[CodeRage]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/406067.stm
From the BBC in 1999.

Yeah thats the same story every one is quoting.

I did find this...

Asphyxiants
Simple asphyxiants are physiologically inert. When present in high concentration, they displace the oxygen in the atmosphere. Victims exposed to them will suffer from lack of oxygen. Carbon dioxide and methane are classic examples of simple asphyxiant.

You can either suck farts, or hold your breath...

 

[Fingers]

Does that apply to ass-phyxiants?

 

[McKBrew]

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "that's some good shxt"

 

[olllllo]

Well as everyine suspected the chucklehead that posted that he made it here in the States admitted to fakery. That's not to say that the 1999 story is also bunk.



http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,308841,00.html

 

[dantodd]

I'm throwing the BS flag on this one.

******** padding

ewwww.....

 

[Brew Runner]

The BBC report said that it had been used by street kids at least two years prior to the article. That was 1999, so since 1997. That makes this the ten year anniversary of Jenkem!

 

[EvilTOJ]

What's so wrong about Jenkem? It's a great party game especially when when you're all drunk and you write truth or dare question on the little blocks. Sucks when all the blocks fall over and knock over your beer though.

 

[Hopleaf]

Austin: This coffee tastes like sh*t!

Basil: That's because it IS sh*t...

Austin: It's a bit nutty...

 

[turfguy1969]

So we have this EDGY music station here in buffalo that is doing a weird drug week show. I had never heard of this concocted thing until this show. So the DJ's tell everyone listening, how to make the stuff. There are kids all over now talking about it, who never heard of it. Thanks

they talked about some drug made from a tree in columbia too that turns you into an agreeable zombie. Their story said that locals come up to you and pretend to ask for directions with a map, and blow the stuff in your face. It's called monkey something.

 

[CodeRage]

Just so happens... took this one yesterday

Look at all that Jenkem! Those arent baloons either.

 

[Baldy_Beer_Brewery]

Damn...

I just thought...

I hope to never see this in a sig:

Primary: Irish Red Ale
Secondary: Robust Porter
On tap: Jenkem

 

[david_42]

"I'm going to make a cream Jenkem by eating corn first..."

THANKS! Now I have a chunk of sausage stuck in my nasal passages!

 

[Cheesefood]

Jenkem is all teh R@g3!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/toad_smoking;_ylt=AnNAtPPz2RLzCaloDNJzO.ME1vAI

 

[malkore]

Here's what I wanna know...who figured this drug out?
Who was jonesing so bad they thought "I wonder if I s**t in this jug, and pee in it later, let it sit out in the sun with a ballon or rubber on it, and then huff what must smell like rancid fart and death....and maybe i'll trip balls.."

 

[talleymonster]

If my kids ever do stuff like this I will physically harm them. lol

I laughed my ass of when I read this!

 

[BuffaloSabresBrewer]

I puked a little when I read this. So I put it in a pop bottle and pissed in it. What temperature do you think would be best? Should I piss in it again if my balloon doesn't blow up in a couple hours? Thanks guys Im a total n00b this is my first batch just worried I killed my yeast.

 

[Brew Runner]

I think you need to go down to the local sewage pond and get sludge from there, otherwise it might take longer to start fermenting.