OK seriously, 1291 pages? I spent a whole night reading (which is to say, not 1291 pages), then 6 months brewing...
so, tips for hot weather Aussies...
Aldi's apple juice ($1 per litre). The cheap clear stuff, I checked the preservatives and it contains ascorbic acid and citric acid. The yeast, it dont care....
Aldi's brown suger... it's about $2 a kg. I use 2kg of suger for 30L of juice... for family (around 9%). 3kg of suger for 30L of juice for me, because I dont like my liver (+14%). The yeast, it dont care...
I've tried dextrose a few times. You get a cleaner result, but i prefer the brown sugar taste, and I cold crash, so it comes out pretty clean anyway. Also, you can buy the brown sugar with the apple juice.
Yeast. I'm using brewer's choice CL23. From the website, "Vintners Harvest Wine Yeast CL23 (Saccharomyces Bayanus) A wine yeast ideal for crisp, fresh dry white/blush and all sparkling wines. Also the best strain for high alcohol tolerance." Pretty much says it all...
Keep it under 20c. In winter, throw it in the garage with a towel around it. In summer you need a temperature controlled fridge, else it smells like ****. Specifically high in sulphur byproducts.
It needs a week to ferment - brew it until its flat. You can drink it straight away, but it improves with age.
I do 30L batches... and we drink it as fast as I brew it (extended family etc). When a batch is finished I decant into a secondary and throw fresh juice and suger onto the sediment. Every couple of batches you need to dump half the sediment. But I have only sterilised the bucket twice in 6 months. CL23 is aggressive, and the apv is pretty high, so not much can compete.
Only major gotcha is the temp. It needs to be under 20c. I got one of those temperature regulators from ebay china for $20 which keeps the beer fridge at 15c.