Man burns himself making love to a pizza

[Homercidal]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/25/man-burned-sex-dominos-pizza_n_4855071.html?hpt=hp_bn18

I enjoyed the comments section. There is just too much to love about this article. Am I wrong for feeling a little hungry now?

 

[Corey_SS]

They should add a new option to their menu, the balls-deep dish.

 

[DPBISME]

A "Lamb" Pizza?

 

[Jayhem]

Obviously the guy is just messing around with those tweets. I would like to think he actually did what he claimed though.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

was it Remmy?

 

[Zuljin]

It happens.

 

[betarhoalphadelta]

Sad. Dominoes is the 2-AM triple-divorcee sagging barfly lay of the pizza world.

 

[Homercidal]

Sad. Dominoes is the 2-AM triple-divorcee sagging barfly lay of the pizza world.

Haven't you been keeping up with the news? Dominos pizza has gotten the boob job and facelift of pizzas. The company is spending extra to dress it fancy clothes and make it more attractive to the discerning pizza lover (pun intended.)

Personally, I like to do it "New York" style! FOLDED!